eMpTy Minds Radio #804
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EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are […]
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EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are
Tommy is out of town Fridays 2/9 & 2/16, so we are offering you up something you might have missed.
Tommy is out of town Fridays 2/9 & 2/16, so we are offering you up something you might have missed.
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On 9/22/23 We will bring you an all new Episode of EMR. Tonight, we have for you a special treat.
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Your host, Tommy, is out of town for a bit, so in lieu of Episode #611, we are presenting you
Your host, Tommy, is out of town for a bit, so in lieu of Episode #610, we are presenting you
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Welcome to world of EMR Episode #508. YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY YOUR EM NEWS CHICA:
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Hi friends. I don’t know what to say to you tonight. Mostly, because I have just stuffed my mouth with
Are you still using a fork? Gosh. And a spoon too? Eegad! Friend, you are never going to get anywhere
Chinese food. Yes, friends, Chinese food…the staple of any Chinese meal. I could talk all night about spring rolls and
Tonight, Mort Lawry, is on vacation. And being the only people here are the junky janitor and an overnight camera
Mort Lawry here, tonight, with a serious question. Did you catch the 500th episode of EMR? I did and let
Hey kids, it’s Mort Lawry. If you are expecting me to say something witty here or maybe snarky, advertising some
Hey kids, it’s your old buddy Mort Lawry. Spring time is in the air, and… Wait a god-damned second. Who
Ashtrays. Is there a size or shape they don’t come in? Hmmm…you don’t see many rhombus trays at your local
Have you ever been sitting in a comfortable chair, next to a beautiful ashtray, a pack of Tommy Bahamas cedar
Morty Lawry here to tell you that there is no better place to smoke a cigar than at a table
Hi there, friends, it’s your good buddy Mort Lawry here. I’ve got something for you to ponder. Do you remember
Do you need an elegant place to rest and eventually snuff out that old cancer stick? Look no further than
Whoaaaaaaaaa. That shit is beautiful, man. Hahahaha. Oh fuck…Mort Lawry here for Mellow Mushroom. Yeah, it’s the only mushroom for
This space is normally reserved for Mort Lawry’s ad copy. Mort is, apparently, on the lam. We believe it’s just
Hey gang, Mort Lawry here to tell you about Pinky’s Pizza. If you think that sign is the bee’s knees,
Hey, kiddies, it’s your old buddy Mort Lawry here. I took a month off for some Back To The Future
Welcome to the Cafe 80s, where always morning in America, even in the afternoo-noo-noon. You might want to go with
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October is inventory time. So, right now, Statler Toyota is making the best deals of the year on all 1985
Did you just spill an entire bag of Raisinettes into the couch? Jar of popcorn kernels not quite make it
Are you a sculptor? Probably not. Do you look at ornate designs carved in wood and wish you could make
Ever thought to yourself — “Hey! I can build one of those”? Well, I am here to tell you that
Do you like to saw stuff, but hate cleaning up the sawdust? You’re not alone. Recent polls indicate that over
Chop. Chop Chop. Saw. Saw. Saw. Oh…hi there, friends, it’s the old wood-worker himself, Mort Lawry. I was just humming
Spring is here, folks, and you know what that means don’t you? Time to put on a fancy coat with
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Hey friends, it’s your good buddy Mort Lawry here to tell you about Clown Cigarettes. Despite the name, you won’t
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In the Northland, there’s still snow on the ground and a wind that will beat you senseless, so it’s kind
Let’s face it, friend — the way you fucked things up last week, there is no way you’re getting off
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Mort Lawry here, friends, to tell you about…What? This is a live read. Get the… You’re damn right, I’m pissed!
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The New Year is just around the corner. Are you prepared? Friends, your old buddy Mort Lawry here to talk
And here we are…just a few short days until Christmas. The excitement is palpable. Travelling to see loved ones can
Just a short little squirt ’til Christmas folks. Speaking of a short li’l squirt. Ha-ha. Never mind that. Mort Lawry
Happy Holidays friends, Mort Lawrey here to talk about table salt. Yes, table salt. The importance of a good table
One holiday down and several to go, eh? Mort Lawrey here. Tonight, your old buddy Mort would like to make
Good evening, it’s your old buddy Mort Lawry once again. Tonight, I’d like to talk to you about your house.
Good evening, Friends, Mort Lawry here to share with you an insider’s secret. Ever accidentally shit your pants? Hey…who hasn’t?
And now a word from tonight’s sponsor — Wellton’s Flame Fucker. Friends, Mort Lawry here. If you’re like me, you
Friends, the cold weather months were just around the corner. Now, they’re here. With cold comes illness. The dripping nose,
This Halloween don’t let the pageantry of a bunch of greedy little freaks ruin your good times. That’s right —
Winter is just around the corner, my friends. Don’t wait until you are coughing up blood or lying on the
Autumn is upon us, ladies and gentlemen in the audience here tonight and those of you listening at home. And
My friends, summer has come to an end. Autumn is here. Are the tires on your automobile prepared for the
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The Columbia Broadcasting System presents “Close-Ups,” the first in a series of adventures of an independent motion picture company. The
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This story starts as so many others do – with a man, a knife, the pouring rain, a skipping record
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My name’s Pete Kelly. I play cornet. You’ll find us at 417 Cherry Street, Kansas City, it’s a standard speakeasy.
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One night I am standing at the corner of Sunset and Vine just minding my own business when along comes
It was a little after seven o’clock in the evening. The EMR crew were scattered through the rather austere studio.
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The Five Star Theater starts another week of programming with presentations of a scope, magnitude and variety never before assembled
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And then there was June, and it was good. Welcome to the opening month of summer and episode two-hundred-eighty-two of
Oh god, is it beautiful outside in EMR Land! Finally! But we can’t just relax, can we? We can’t just
And now let’s go below and see if we can’t get the boys to sing some sea chanties for us.
A footstep sounded in the stillness of the empty room. Devereux turned. “Good evening,” said a suave voice. Who –
Shortly after two a. m., a poker game had just broken up at Ben Kamsley’s, the doctor-coroner of Deerwood City.
Once again we go aboard the old New York ferry-boat, to meet white-haired Captain Jimmy Norton and his young friend
Good evening, friends, and welcome to this Friday night of — well, I don’t know exactly what to call it.
To people of the world – Europe, Asia, The Americas, The Dark Continent: we, the Oracle of EMR, summon you, whom
His eyes widened, quickly. The lowball full of whiskey in his left hand fell to the floor. The raised pistol
We know it seems quite possible that EMR would try to pull some sort of stunt, being that it is
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Vegas Vic Root Beers brings to you at this time another mystery drama from real
Sun Grove True Fruit Grape and EMR, friends, now that’s a hell of a day. The warm weather, your on-air pals
Tonight, hour after hour, by short-wave wireless through the ether and along the cables undersea, the news piles up from
EMR time. The airwaves are buzzing with excitement and eager to bring forth another stirring Friday night episode from the little studio on West
Ladies and gentlemen, there are two kinds of stories: those that you can take to bed with you and they
Our story begins in Chinatown – a strange medley of splendor and mystery. A place where shadowy Orientals roam about
If you are just tuning in for the month, the EMR theme is U.S. Chinatown gates. These are the primary
Welcome to February, the 2016 version. Every once in a while we feel the need to drag out the old
Hey kids, we ain’t got nothing fancy to say to you up here tonight. This is the end of the
His name is Walker. His home is in California, North American continent, planet Earth. He wrote this in a room deep inside a
For the first time in its history, Scotland Yard opens its official files to bring you some of its most
And so begins this hour of dance music, presented for your pleasure by the manufacturers of Lucky Strike Cigarettes. The
It is the first of the year. How about that? You get to start your new year with us, and
Well, the town of Springfield is lovely to behold this Christmas Eve. About noon today, the first snowflakes began to
Did you hear about the plot to overthrow Christmas? Well, gather ye now from Maine to the Isthmus of Panama, and listen
Marley was dead: to begin with. There’s no doubt whatever about that. The register of his burial was signed by
…and the Christmas season is upon us. Some of you celebrate it begrudgingly, some of you celebrate it enthusiastically, some
Turkey day has come and gone. So has Black Friday, by the time you hear this. November itself has almost
Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the uninformed through the valley of idiocy, for
We just had Halloween a couple weeks ago, and now for some reason we get Friday The 13th. SPOOKY! Or
How you feelin’ about tonight kiddies? Hopefully it’s as good we are. We would like to think that this is
Creeeeeeeeek! The door opened slowly, then retracted with a swift SLAM! Through the window, lightning flickered overhead, casting brief yet
We are nearing Halloween, kids, but before that we arrive at tonight. Tonight as in Episode 250! It is some
Adam is unquestionably the finest hat value in America today. Seriously, every Adam, regardless of price, offers outstanding quality in
Thanks for hanging out with EMR. We hope to provide you with that little kick you need to get through
We have fallen into fall here at EMR. We presume you, being also of earth, have as well. The summer
And now let’s go below and see if we can’t get the boys to sing some sea chanties for us.
These are the true stories — the plain, unvarnished facts just as they occurred, re-enacted for you by an all-British
What says you fair listener? You down for some EMR? The All Out Assault as it were? Cool. Then we
Bah-Dum-Dum, Dum Dum. Bah-Dum-Dum, Dum, Dum. Bad-Dum-Dum, Dum, Dum – Two-Four-Three. Bah-Dum-Dum, Dum, Dum. Bah-Dum-Dum, Dum, Dum. Bah-Dum-Dum, Dum, Dum
As August draws to a close, we offer you one more image of the beautiful Tiki Pinup. When next we
We strolled along the sand dunes, hand in hand you and I. Out West, we shared in the sounds of
The rainy season was nearing, and while the gods had not yet hurled their furious storms our way, the trees
Jimmy was a drunkard. Everyone knew it, but nobody spoke of it. He wandered aimlessly through night’s vast network of
It was the crack of dawn when the first sirens blared. They startled us from our beds. Out the window
The funny thing about it was the fact that we had never intended to land on Planet Nine. We circled
It was on the third day of August that Joe came off the assembly line. On the fourth, Laurine came
The scene is the ranch house of Gilbert Jones on the Mexican border. In the last year, things have gone
Ooooo. Ahhhh. Ohhhh. It’s that time again. Yep — classic arcade imagery is our theme. And, oh yeah, it’s
The raft stood to open sea. A mast of pandamus leaves served for its sail and a paddle of wood
Welcome to the world of EMR! When next we meet, it will be officially summer. Guess that makes this our
My name is Walker. My home is in California, North American continent, planet Earth. I’m writing this in a room
My name is Walker. My home is in California, North American continent, planet Earth. I’m writing this in a room
We rarely do these, so here’s an advanced apology – we are sorry. We took a random week off, but
It’s like Memorial Day weekend and shit, so we will keep this short. Have a great three-dayer, if that’s the
Wally Kent was the only person there who did not fear the old man. He even admitted to himself that
The great hall of the castle of Duke Lambert de Catolica near the lake of Como in Italy. Strange things
Those April showers were supposed to do something, but we forget what. Oh well, we will figure it out as
…And, it’s a wrap. Hope you have enjoyed neon of the motor-lodge. According to the old EMR calendar, this
How well do you know your EMR? We’re only asking, because you never know when we will pull out a
A local station, which will remain unnamed, does a weekday feature in which for thirty minutes they play theme related
Motor-lodges, motor-courts, and vibrant motels of all sorts. If that kind of thing makes your mind beam, then you’re gonna love EMR’s
Whatcha smokin, Jack? Smells good. Real good. You’re a real cigar smoker. Not one of these Johnny-Come-Lately’s. Not one of
Do you feel it? That must be patio season approaching. Oh sure…it’s not fully developed. Nothing to count on yet.
Okay. Here we go… Lots of stuff to get done tonight. A packed show – stuffed tight with all of
Whoa there, kids! Tom is out of town and Myron takes the full on reigns this week. Why don’t you
Take a drive on down route 9 to the intersection at Pearl Street. You’re gonna wanna be there this saturday!
Is it as ass cold where you are as it is here? With windchill, it’s like -30 or the utter
Looks like it’s time for a pancake pow-wow, kiddies. What say you? We’re gonna sit down and talk and you
Welcome to February, friends of The EMR. Welcome to the month of Restaurant-garb. Menu’s, postcards, etc related to nifty restaurants
Another colorful radio drama for your entertainment, brought to you from the New York studios of the General Broadcasting Company
Malicious code, they said. Fix it yourself, they said. Fuck you, we said. We can do it, but it will
Yes, friends, it’s time for the Signal Oil program, THE WHISTLER, rated tops in popularity for a longer period of
Welcome, friend, to EMR. If you’ve been here before, then you know the drill. But if you are new to
Happy New Year! As you are rolling into the year of 2015, don’t forget — this is the year of
Well, here it everybody…probably EMR’s biggest and most spectacular show of every year. If you like the whole Christmas thing
You would think, if you were looking at your calendar, that this here episode might be the EMR Christmas Show.
Tick tock, bitches – you done shopping yet? We’re not. If you need something perfect to get for just about
And then there was one. One month left in the year that is. Here at EMR we love December. We
A single flick – a solitary, momentary burst of energy. A calm spark flutters into a valley of hazy mercury. The spark and
A solemn promise was made that night. The very night the visage was seen through the fog. The same night
You are listening now to a voice from the future, the voice of Frank Caldwell, head serviceman for the Logics
Can you believe it, kids? 200 big EMR episodes in the can! That’s four years of EMR. Four fuckin’ years.
BOO! Oh…come on, you know that scared you. It’s okay, we won’t tell anyone. Thanks for joining us for
Let me ask you something. How would you like to have a beautiful bronze Medal of Membership to show that you’re
Expense Account, submitted by Special Investigator Johnny Dollar, to Home Office, Nutmeg State Casualty and Bonding Company, Hartford, Connecticut. The
I have here from our file, a rusted lock, complete with handle. Once, it was brightly nickel-plated – and both
Hi! This is Randy Stone. I cover the night beat for the Chicago Star. My world is neatly divided into
Is it officially fall? Yes. Is that at least mildly depressing? Yes. Are all of the assholes and morons of
And then it was September. Then September was half over. What? Who? Yes, that’s right…we are cruising into fall. Lucky
As you probably know, Buck was born right here in our own times, in this twentieth century. And the story
Ladies and gentlemen: This broadcast comes to you from the city. Listeners over the curving air have heard from furthest-off frontiers of
Out of the night sky looms the shrouded form of a Black super-plane with a hooded figure at the controls.
Welcome to EMR, your refuge from the world of the dull, moronic, lifeless, septic, corporate, d-bags, dickheads and assholes who
Hello,friends, and welcome to another episode of EMR. We tell it how we see it – a host of regular segments
Tonight we find Nick and Nora at a wedding being held in a fashionable hotel suite in Manhattan. The groom,
We checked our watch. Then we check our calendar. Then we checked both again. Yep – sure as shit, it’s
Good lord, would you look at that? We done went and got ketchup on our favorite checked sport coat. Damnit!
Friend, you have visited this show at a particularly special time! While the kids are enjoying free hot dogs and
Summer – it turns us upside down. Summer, summer, summer – it’s like a merry-go-round. A little sentiment to take
Normally this space is reserved for some ridiculous commentary on the weather or other nonsense. Tonight, we felt it necessary
Fact: it’s officially summer. Fact: the days are now already getting shorter. Fact: Cherry Clan tasted better when they were
Mosquitoes are wonderful little creatures. We adore them. What? Don’t have mosquitoes where you are? Well…hmmmm. We do love them
Can you feel it? That’s summer. Well it’s also bullshit, which never goes out season. While we can’t help
It’s June. 50% of your new year is gone! That’s insanity, right? We couldn’t believe it either. In fact, we’ve
For all of you calendar types out there, this would, in fact, be the last EMR episode of May 2014.
It’s a world full of loons. Loons! Who better to help you decipher, unravel, lay to waste, and dump on
Hey kids, do you all know what the significance of today is? We sure as hell don’t! Wait a second…yes
Another day, another… Wait. What? We aren’t getting paid for this? Nearly 200 episodes and no money? Who brokered this
Old adages aren’t adding up, at least not in EMR Country. “April Showers Bring May Flowers”. Oh yeah? It seems
Wrapping up April with some local toiletries. These beauties are Twin Cities home grown marvels, in fact, the one on the
Welcome once again to Uncle Bingo’s House of Thrills. Today, as usual, Uncle Bingo and his band of merry-makers will
Hey kids! We sincerely hope you are enjoying our “Places To Go” theme this month. The places in which
The day of fools has just passed, but that day, unfortunately, does not put the fools to rest. That is
Fuck March Madness! How about a little attack on stupidity madness? How about a little shredding up of the bullshit
Hey there kiddies. Are you ready? We can’t hear you. We said – ARE YOU READY? No?? Well,
Don’t hate us because we’re beautiful. What? That’s not why you hate us? Please do share. Oh…for that? Yeah…understandable. And
And to the man who has everything, we say…fuck you! How’s that for a glimpse into the world of EMR?
And to the month of February, we say – Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang, baby! Month two of the new year
EMR presents a public service announcement: Wipe, and wipe well. Your mamma’s not gonna do it forever. This has been
It is Valentine’s Day. Happy Valentine’s Day to you, if you are into that sort of thing. Some of us
We have a foolproof system of winning at the races, and when we do win, we treat ourselves to a
This is it, kids! No, we are not retiring. You should be so lucky! HA! It is the last show
Sure, it was just Christmas, but now it’s almost February. Like sands through the hour-glass, baby! Don’t let life pass
Hey kiddies, welcome to EMR. If you have visited us in the past, thanks for coming back. If you haven’t delved
Survival. That has been the anthem for northern folk this week. Side thought – if you still think global climate
Hey kids, if you resolved to quit listening to EMR this year, it looks like you just fucked up…cuz now
Well, Christmas has come and gone along with the Big Christmas Show that almost wasn’t. Folks, if only you knew
Hey kids, here it is…another Christmas, another EMR Christmas Spectacular! This show is complete with all of the trimmings and