eMpTy Minds Radio #691

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR EM MADMAN: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Goodbye gray sky, hello
_blue. ‘Cause nothin’ can
_hold me when I hold you.
_Feels so right, it can’t be
_wrong. Rockin’ n’ Rollin’
_all week long. These days
_are… Won’t you be mine?
_These days are… Oh,
_please be mine. These
_happy days are yours and
_mine. Happy Days.
..

EM NEWS
– April Showers Bring May Flowers
– Tradition!
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — wanting to be touched
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location) – Not Tonight
– The Horrendous EMR Freakshow Quiz!
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #690

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

The force of your gravity,
_it defines my tendency.
_Velocity’s equal to throw-
_ing my self with you. We
_have potential energy;
_motion between you and
_me. I’ll be your sounding
_board, just throw your-
_self toward. This energy
_that sings between;
_bounce off of me.
..

EM NEWS
– Adult-Sized Toys
– Like A Bat Out of Hell…That Can’t Fly
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — it’s not always a safety net
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location) – Not Tonight
– Say, That IS Weird…The Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #689

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Love’s got teeth and she
_bites so hard, leaving you
_for dead like a deadly
_shark.  And she doesn’t
_leave a lot to be saved. I
_was swimming in the har-
_bor of your smile. Splash-
_ing in the ocean like a
_child. I didn’t know what
_dangers lurked there, just
_beyond the waves. Shark
_Attack.
..

EM NEWS
– Shitty Drug Smuggler
– Lucky Meat Stick
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — a crack in the perfect dome
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location) – Not Tonight
– Analog Head-Trip
– Oh, Baby…It’s More Knockoff Toys (pics on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #688

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & TABI
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY

And now the purple dusk
_of twilight time steals
_across the meadows of
_my heart. High up in the
_sky the little stars climb,
_always reminding me that
_we’re apart. You wander
_down the lane and far
_away, leaving me a song
_that will not die. Love is
_now the Stardust of yester-
_day.
..

EM NEWS
– Nada
– Nada
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — no CP tonight, kids
– None
– The Ticker Flashback – Nope
– EM Birthdays – Not these either

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List – afraid not
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits (tonight – Confuscius Say)
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location) – Not Tonight
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #687

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

One day I’ll have me a
_chauffeur and a block-
_long limousine. Eee-O
_Eleven. Eee-O Eleven.
_Someday I’ll have me a
_penthouse; stacks and
_stacks of folding green.
_Eee-O Eleven. Eee-O
_Eleven.
..

EM NEWS
– Moderation or Mortality?
– A Monster In  The Lieu
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — Boom! Boom! Out go the lights
– Lin, Goodall, Eastwood
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits (tonight – Confuscius Say)
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location)
– The Backyard Games Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #686

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

I hide away at The Plaza
_Hotel. When the places I
_live get too small…The
_perfect day at The Plaza
_Hotel is sit for a spell in a
_suite or to sprawl on the
_bed. Until I clear my head.
_I have to say, at The Plaza
_Hotel, from the moment
_you walk through those
_doors.
..

EM NEWS
– Beachcomber’s Heaven
– When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — a picture is worth a thousand words
– Williams, Johnson, Maher
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits (tonight – Confuscius Say)
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location) – NOT tonight, Kids.
– Around The World, Bitches! The Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #685

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR WHEELED-MENACE: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

We chased lady luck til we
_finally struck – Bonanza.
_With a gun and a rope and
_a hat full of hope, planted
_a family tree. We got hold
_of a pot of gold – Bonanza.
_With a horse and a saddle
_and a range full of cattle,
_how rich can a fellow be?
_On this land we put our
_brand.
..

EM NEWS
– Trashy Pirates
– A Little Less Monkey Business
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — highway to hell
– Flherty, Eilish, Minaj
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– The first ever EMR Chubby Bunny Contest
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location)
– The Big EMR Marshmallow Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #684

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR WHEELED-MENACE: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Baby, so you think you can
_start again? You got some-
_body new, but the same
_thing keeps happening.
_Whoever you’re loving,
_you’ll be thinking of me.
_As long as Niagara Falls.
_As long as Gibraltar
_stands. ‘Till hell freezes
_over. I’ll always be your
_man.
..

EM NEWS
– Ooey Gooey Weather
– Pretty, pretty stinky
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — deals with extra cheap labor
– Noyes, Benny, Burnett
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location)
– More Crap For Sale In Comics (pics on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #683

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR WHEELED-MENACE: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

I want to go as fast as I can
_slidin’ on back to the
_brotherland. Now children,
_take me on back. Take me
_on back. Take me on back.
_Take me on back (East LA).
_Hollywood. Hollywood.
_Hollywood, Hollywood.
..

EM NEWS
– Tiny Cars. Big Hearts
– A Trip That Only This Book Could Take
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso –job opportunities at an inopportune time
– Esposito, Howard, Levi
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location)
– How Well Do You Know Slogans? The Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #682

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR WHEELED-MENACE: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR REPEAT-OFFENDER: JEFF THE COP

In ’81 I was just a drink on
_the shelf. A daiquiri. Not
_even a though until some-
_time in July. Sometime in
_July. And something happ-
_ened in ’84, I ended up
_with two places to be from.
_The only tree with leaves
_in Lubbock with roots in
_Mineral Wells.
..

EM NEWS
– It Was A Gas While It Lasted
– This Domestic Charge Is Nuts
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — a past that haunts
– Bono, Young, van den Berg
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd St. Patty’s Day Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location)
– We chit-chat with Jeff The Cop
– Even More Fucked Up Kids Books (pics on our FB pages – no acct required)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #681

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: JEFF THE COP
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

She stands on the sidewalk
_just waving at taxis, like
_horses in parades in passing.
_I ask where she’s headed,
_she tells me “Ohio. I’ve not
_seen my mother in ages. It’s
_been a long time. A real
_long time.
..

EM NEWS
– Deep In The China Sea
– That Darn Dog
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — Dance!
– Hagar, Guitierrez, Hutchins
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location)
– We chit-chat with Jeff The Cop
– The Big EMR Orange County Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #680

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Carry on my wayward son.
_There’ll be peace when you
_are done. Lay your weary
_head to rest. Don’t you cry
_no more. No
..

EM NEWS
– The Crooked Bastards
– Creative Income
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — Friends
– Lewis, Nolan, Andrews
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location)
– Analog Head-Trip
– The Big Minnesota Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #679

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR LATE, TIPSY ARRIVAL: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Um, have you ever seen a
_film? I know I have. I know I
_have. There are a couple
_things to keep in mind. If you
_are watching (a couple of

_
things). On occasion there’ll
_be plot points. On occasion
_there’ll be art. On occasion
_there’ll be long pretentious
_things
..

EM NEWS
– Face Full of No Good
– Thievery, Scottish…err, Texas Style
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — No! No! No!
– Kimmel, Eilish, Weinstein
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location)
– Tommy’s South Padre Picture Cavalcade (pics on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio – Hollywood Replay #2 (02-16-2024)

Tommy is out of town Fridays 2/9 & 2/16, so we are offering you up something you might have missed. This episode originally aired in October 2021, live from Hollywood, technically Pirate Studios in Silverlake, but you get the point. Enjoy!

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: THE COLONEL
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: SCRIPT
____________SUPERVISOR ARTHUR

Thank God the Tiki bar is open.
_Thank God the Tiki torch still
_shines. Thank God the Tiki bar
_is open. Come on in and open
_up your mind. Well I know a

_
drink ain’t no solution. I ain’t
_had one in 17 years. But if
_that Tiki bar was closed tonight,
_well, I might just disappear.

EVERYTHING
– Cinema PaulieDiso takes us on an old,
_new journey
– The Great Big EMR Screenwriter’s Quiz
– We talk with The Colonel
– We meet and chat with Special Guest
_Arthur, a script supervisor
– A cadre of Odd LA Tidbits
– Mentaltainment & all of the rest that is EMR

eMpTy Minds Radio – Hollywood Replay #1 (02-09-2024)

Tommy is out of town Fridays 2/9 & 2/16, so we are offering you up something you might have missed. This episode originally aired in October 2021, live from Hollywood, technically Pirate Studios in Silverlake, but you get the point. Enjoy!

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: THE COLONEL

All the birds sing words &
_the flowers croon in the Tiki,
_Tiki, Tiki Room. Welcome to
_tropical hideaway, you lucky
_people, you. If we weren’t in

_
the show starting right away,
_we’d be in the audience too.
_In the Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Room.
_In the Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room.

EVERYTHING
– The standard onslaught of
_weirdos, assholes and losers in EM News
– The Great EMR Los Angeles History Quiz
– An all new Top Ten List
– We talk with The Colonel live in the studio
– A cadre of Odd LA Tidbits
– Mentaltainment & all of the rest that is EMR

 

eMpTy Minds Radio #678

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

We’ve been on the road for
_quite some time. It gets a
_little screwy on the road, in
_the back of that big tour bus.
_Last night, we were in Baker,

_
California, staying at the Bun
_Boy Motel. I’ll tell you – you
_haven’t lived ’til you’ve had
_a Bun Boy Big Burger

EM NEWS
– What’s Up, Babycakes?
– Idiots Strike Again!
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — there’s action in Li’l Tokyo
– Shatner, Baldwin, Defoe
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location)
– The Fuckin’ Las Vegas Quiz
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #677

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Bum, bum, bum, bum, Esso
_Blue Parafin.  They asked me
_how I knew it was Esso Blue.
_I, of course, replied with the
_lower grades one buys, smoke

_
gets in your eyes. Smoke gets
_in your eyes. Bum, bum, bum,
_bum, Esso Blue…

EM NEWS
– A Dip In The Cee-Ment Pond
– This Dunkin’ Is Really Shitty
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — a triple play
– Jewison, Green, Kimmel
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location)
– Marvel Stars Movie Poster Mashups (pics on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #676

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

…Did you meet your fortune
_teller? Get it off with no pro-
_peller. Do it up, it’s on with
_Stella. What a way to finally
_smell her. Pick it up, but not

_
too strong for you. Take a piece
_and pass it on.  Fly away on my
_zephyr. I feel it more than ever.
_And in this perfect weather,
_we’ll find a place together. Fly
_on, my wind…

EM NEWS
– Bombel Bath
– Beep Beep Barbie
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — how much can one take?
– John, Shore, Simmons
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location)
– Analog Head-Trip
– The Great Popcorn Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #675

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

When Leonard finally came to
_California, he was 21 years old
_as I recall. He loved to write a
_song and pick on the guitar, and
_he came to hang a gold one on

_
the wall. The town in which he
_lived is not important, but you’ll
_know which town I mean by the
_time I’m through. He soon be-
_came a famous entertainer. But
_Leonard was a name he never
_used…

EM NEWS
– Liquid Gold
– Feed Me, Please
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — the belated 2023 year-end review
– Soul, Seacrest, Meyer
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location)
– Even More Fucked Up Kid’s Books (pics on our FB pages, account not necessary)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #674

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Malibu gas station, pumps up the
_nation. A tough cross to bear.
_Oops…no underwear. Come on
_do it. You gotta use it. That a
_girl. Don’t you blow it. Come on

_
move me. Turn me on now. It’ll
_make you feel so good, yeah.
_Everybody down, everybody
_dark, crawling on the ground…

EM NEWS
– Liquid Gold
– Feed Me, Please
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — the belated 2023 year-end review
– Soul, Seacrest, Meyer
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location)
– Even More Fucked Up Kid’s Books (pics on our FB pages, account not necessary)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #673 – Year End Wrap

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

When the bells all ring and the
_horns all blow, and the couples
_we know are fondly kissing,
_will I be with you or will I be
_among the missing?  Maybe

_
it’s much too early in the game.
_Ah, but I thought I’d ask you
_just the same. What are you
_doing New Years, New Year’s
_Eve?

EM NEWS
– French Cheese-Heads
– The Blazing Duo
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — sadly, not tonight
– Sun-kyun, Kimmel, Duhamel
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location)
– The Wackiest Amazon Reviews
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio (EMR) #672 – The Big Christmas Show

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: COUSIN TODD
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: CLAMBOY

…Needed some time to think
_it out. 7-Eleven parking lot, a
_toothless woman turned and
_stopped. Gave her a dime
_and a Chesterfield.  She

_
leaned down and kissed my
_cheek. I was scared, but it
_felt sweet.  Felt so sweet.
..

EM NEWS
– Dancing On Thin Ice
– We’re Clear!
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — a co-review w/ Clamboy
– Ladd, Hunt, Karloff
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location) w/ live Violin music
– The Big EMR “A Christmas Story” Quiz
– Kazoo-backed Christmas carols
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTyMinds Radio #671

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

…So, I stop at the local bar,
_you know, people. I go to the
_bar, I ring my coat, I call the
_bartender. Said look man,
_come down here. He got

_
down there. So what you
_want? One bourbon, one
_scotch, one beer. Well I
_ain’t seen my baby since I
_don’t know when. I’ve been
_drinking bourbon, whiskey,
_scotch and gin. Gotta get
_high, man. I’m gonna get
_loose..

EM NEWS
– Crunchy, Tasty…What? Wow!
– Shut The Fudge Up!
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — Utter Insanity
– Underwood, Sarantos, Waller
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location)
– EMR Presents More Weird Fucking Inventions
– Analog Head-Trip
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #670

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Standing at the station, wait-
_ing for the train to appear. I
_got a picture of my baby who
_left me and a bag full of
_Christmas cheer. Come on,

_
come on, come on, Christmas
_Train.  Come on, come on,
_Come on, Christmas Train.
_Sun gonna set on the station
_and the hours are ticking
_away. I wrote a hundred
_times to Santa, but there’s
_one more train today. Come
_on, come on, come on,
_Christmas Train..

EM NEWS
– Balls To The Mall
– Powder Puff
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — Legionaires
– Lear, Gelbart, Joon
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location)
– EMR Presents Weird Fucking Inventions
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #669

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

The vacuum cleaner has no
_name. It has no name. The
_vacuum cleaner has no name.
_It has no name. The vacuum
_cleaner has no name. The

_
vacuum cleaner will remain
_among the things without a
_name. Without a name at
_all. The mirror there, it
_makes no sense. It makes
_no sense. The mirror there,
_it makes no sense. It makes
_no sense…

EM NEWS
– H2UhOh!
– Sushi Brains
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — the help is creepy
– Kroft, Perry, Holly
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location) NOT TONIGHT
– The Initials Game
– Analog Head-Trip
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #668

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

I drive that old Peugeot, but
_I can’t speak French. I carry
_jumper cables. I carry a
_wrench. Well, it skips when
_it’s raining and it stalls when

_
it’s dry. And the damn thing
_blew up on the Fourth of
_July. Whippie tye aye eh.
_Parlez vous Francais?
_Whippie tye aye yo. Would
_you fix my Peugeot?

EM NEWS
– Gangster Bird Unites Town
– Deadly Nature
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — let’s hear it for the boy!
– Park, Ackland, Dominguez
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location) NOT TONIGHT
– The EMR Twisted Company Name Game
– Techin’ It Up The Ass (Tech Turkeys)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #667

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Listen to by the walls. We
_share the same spaces,
_repeated in the corridors.
_Performing the same move-
_ments. Story to story,

_
building to building, street
_to street. We pass each
_other on the stairs. Story
_to story. Building to build-
_ing, street to street. We
_pass each other on the
_stairs

EM NEWS
– Pink Pond Not Lame Publicity Stunt
– Great Balls of Fire, Not For Neal
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — Gabba, Gabba, Hey!
– Lee, Peart, Lifeson
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location)
– The Great Butter Fire Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #666

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY

Crash and burn. All the stars
_explode tonight. How’d you
_get so desperate? How’d you
_stay alive? Help me please.
_Burn the sorrow from your

_
eyes. Oh come on, be
_alive again. Don’t lay down
_and die. Hey, hey, you know
_what to do. Oh, baby, drive
_away from Malibu

EM NEWS
– Mooning of An Asteroid
– The Educated Devil
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — all about the brothers
– Tarantino, Breslin, Eckhart
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location)
– Analog Head-Trip
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– EMR’s You Can’t Unsee It! (pics on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #665

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

Realign all the stars above my
_head. Warning signs travel
_far. I drink instead, on my
_own. Oh, how I’ve known
_the battle scars and worn out

_
beds. Gentle now a tender
_breeze blows, whispers
_through a Gran Torino. Whist-
_-ling another tired song.
_Engines hum and bitter
_dreams grow. Heart locked in
_a Gran Torino

EM NEWS
– Are We Saving Time or Wasting Time?
– Tasty, Tasty
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — is a total scam
– Scorsese, Butler, Cranston
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location) – NOT TONIGHT
– Even More Fucked Up Children’s Books (pics on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #664 – Big Halloween Show

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SPOOKTACULAR GUEST: CLAMBOY

White on white, translucent
_black capes. Back on the rack,
_Bela Lugosi’s dead. The bats
_have left the bell tower, the
_victims have been bled. Red

_
velvet lines the black box,
_Bela Lugosi’s dead. Bela
_Lugosi’s dead. Undead. Un-
_dead. Undead. Undead.

EM NEWS
– No Joke, They Croak
– Just The Tip
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — Isle of creepiness
– Johnson, Radcliffe, Holmes
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location)
– A creepy Analog Head-Trip
– Daryl from Beaverdale shares a scary story
– Clamboy’s EMR Horror Movie Trivia
– New Halloween music from Hidden Falls
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #663

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Off through the new day’s mist
_I run. Off from the new day’s
_mist I’ve come. I hunt, there-
_fore I am. Harvest the land.
_Taking of the fallen
lamb.
_
Shape shift, nose to the wind.
_Shape shift, feeling I’ve been.
_Move swift, all senses clean.
_Earth’s gift, back to the mean-
_ing of life. Bright is the moon,
_high in starlight. Chill is the
_air, cold as steel tonight. We
_shift, call of the wild

EM NEWS
– The Traveling Shitberries
– Fuck Your Throat!
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — a damned double-feature
– Caine, Helwig, Green
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Odd Halloween Costumes 2023 (pics on our FB pages)
– Paulie has a double Fuck Off! rant
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #662

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: T.D. MISCHKE

I’m the invisible man. I’m the
_invisible man. Incredible how
_you can see right through me.
_When you hear a sound that
_
you just can’t place. Feel
_
something move that you
_just can’t trace. When some-
_thing sits on the end of your
_bed, don’t turn around when
_you hear me tread. I’m the
_invisible man. I’m the invi-
_sible man. Incredible how
_you can see right through me.
_I’m the invisible man. I’m
_the invisible man. It’s
_criminal how I can see right
_through you

EM NEWS
– The phenomena of Friday The 13th
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — both born & passing in the same metropolis
– Mann, Driver, Grammer
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We chat with T.D. Mischke about everything, including his brand new book
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #661

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY

Yes, yes, I know you’re hungry.
_Ah…and here comes dinner.
_Feed my Frankenstein. Well
_I ain’t evil, I’m just good
_
lookin’. Start a little fire and
_
baby start cookin’. But I don’t
_want pizza. I’ll blown down
_your house and them I’m
_gonna eat ya. Bring you to a
_simmer, right on time. Run
_my greasy fingers up your
_greasy spine

EM NEWS
– Have You Ever Felt The Need For A Bagel?
– Are Those Crocodile Tears?
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — fuckin’ freaky, man
– Zaentz, Wahlberg, Lovato
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– The EMR Twisted Company Name Game
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #660

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY

Mirror, mirror, just watchin’
_with your eye of glass.
_You’re just a fortune wheel
_with something that I wanna
_
ask. Mirror, mirror, got my
_
fate lyin’ in your hands.
_You’re the fool, you’re the
_juggler, hangman and lover.
_You’re like no other

EM NEWS
– Bears With Bad Taste
– What Are You Doing In My Swamp?
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — shortcut to the top
– Willis, Shepherd, McDowell
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– Jerry’s SeaTac Picture Cavalcade (pics on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #659

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

I like big afros and I cannot
_lie. You other hair-dressers
_can’t deny. When a girl
_walks in with an itty-bitty
_
face and a round thing in
_
your face, you get sprung,
_cuz that afro is so big. Look
_at the hair she’s wearing.
_You’re hooked and you can’t
_stop staring. Oh, Baby, I
_wanna get with your hair

EM NEWS
– The Cow Says Stop Tugging My Tits
– Variety Is The Spice of Life
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — auntie goes bye-bye
– Brand, Trahan, Slick
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– Tommy’s Kansas City Picture Cavalcade (pics on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio – SPECIAL Presentation “Total Retard”

On 9/22/23 We will bring you an all new Episode of EMR. Tonight, we have for you a special treat. Long time listeners have probably heard it before. Newbies, have most likely not. This was our grandest attempt to date at an in-house comedy piece, and we are quite proud of it.  We ask of you a favor before listening to this 25 minute extravaganza. This favor will take approximately 2 hours of your time. We strongly suggest that you watch 1990’s “Total Recall” starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, especially if you have never seen it.  NOTE – The 2012 re-make will NOT cut it for these or any other purposes. We present to you “Total Retard.” This is the first time this parody has been posted independent of our 500th episode, in which it premiered back in August of 2020. Enjoy!!
CONCEIVED BY: TOMMY
WRITTEN BY: TOMMY & PAULIE
SOUND EDITING & DESIGN: PAULIE
VOICES:
TOMMY as DORK, OLD GAY FRANK
PAULIE as NARRATOR, J. BUTTFUCK
JERRY as EMR AD-MAN, SUITCASE
TABITHA as WHOREY
BENJAMMIN’ as RIPPER
THE COLONEL as COPENHAGEN
CLAMBOY as CLAMMYCAB, SQUATTO
6/8 NATE as BLARNEY, MARS TSA AGENT
MARTHA as DR. DULL, MAGINA
JASON as MARS STATION VOICE

eMpTy Minds Radio #658

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

If I leave here tomorrow,
_would you still remember
_me? Because I must be
_traveling on now. ‘Cause
_
there are too many places
_
I’ve got to see. But if I
_stay here with you, girl,
_things just couldn’t be the
_same. ‘Cause I’m as free as
_a bird now. And this bird
_you cannot change. And
_the bird you cannot
_change

EM NEWS
– Savasa-huh?
– Treading Water Year After Year
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — anti-union
– Svengoolie, Richards, Jagger
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– Analog Head-Trip
– The What The Chekov Do You Know? Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #657

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Fear fun. Fear love. Fresh
_out of fucks forever. Ice
_cream. Ice Queen. I dream
_in jeans and leather. Live
_
stream. I’m sweet for you.
_
Oh God, miss you on my
_lips. It’s me your little
_Venice bitch. On the stoop
_with the neighborhood kids.
_Callin’ out bang, bang, kiss
_kiss

EM NEWS
– Splat, Motherfucker!
– This Bike Ride Is Tits!
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — not the best Friday ever
– Barker, Newton, Harry
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– Jerry has a Fuck Off! rant
– More Fucked Up Children’s Books
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #656

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: JEFF THE COP

All good things that you said
_repeat in my head like
_cassette tapes. Wish I could
_rewind all the good times.
_
Damn, it hurts so bad I’m
_
not breathin’. You got the
_air that you needed. One
_mistake, but one was just
_too many, yeah. What the
_hell was I supposed to do?
_I’m used to acting like a fool.
_All the good things that you
_said repeat in my head like
_cassette tapes

EM NEWS
– A Transfer of Power
– Fuck Goldilocks!
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — the most rebellious yet
– Grammer, Jennings, Balik
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale) – Sorry, NOT tonight
– We chat with special guest Jeff, The Cop
– Tommy’s MN State Fair 2023 opening day pics (on our FB pages)
– The Neat EMR Whiskey Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #655

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: SOLOCHECK

Imagine a time, when it all
_began. In the dying days of
_a war, a weapon that would
_settle the score. Whoever
_
found it first, would be sure
_
to do their worst. They
_always had before. Imagine
_a land, where it all began.
_A scientist pacing the floor,
_in each nation. Always eager
_to explore. To build the best
_big stick, to turn the winning
_trick. But this was something
_more

EM NEWS
– A Hooligan At Heart
– Retail Snake
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — roaming the earth
– McConaughey, Manning, Starr
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– We chat with musical guest Solochek & he plays some tunes for us
– New Minnesota State Fair Foods – 2023 Edition
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #654

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Rising up, back on the street.
_Did my time, took my
_chances. Went the distance,
_now I’m back on my feet.
_
Just a man and his will to
_
survive. So many times,
_it happens too fast. You
_trade your passion for glory.
_Don’t lose your grip on the
_dreams of the past, you must
_fight just to keep them alive.
_It’s the eye of the tiger. It’s
_the thrill of the fight. Rising
_up to the challenge of our
_rival. And the last known
_survivor stalks his prey in the
_night…

EM NEWS
– Finally, A Bearable Flight
– They Just Can’t Leave A Water Monster Alone
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso –the name game
– Friedkin, Devine, Ruth
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– The EMR Bitchin’ Beach Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #653

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY

I guess I should have
_known by the way you
_parked your car side-
_ways that it wouldn’t
_
last. See, you’re the
_
kinda person that
_believes in makin’ out
_once. Love ’em and
_leave ’em fast. I guess
_I must be dumb, ’cause
_you had a pocket full
_of horses…

EM NEWS
– Creepy, Crawly LA
– The Drunk Author Contest
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — it’s classified
– Reubens, Feigned Disdain, Lizzo
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale) –Not This Week, Kiddies
– Analog Head-Trip
– A Fuck Off! Rant, compliments of Jerry
– The Big God-Damned Beer Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #652

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Back at the house a
_bottle is found and
_opened in honor of those
_who have drowned. While
_
we who have not are
_
stricken with guilt and
_dutifully see that not one
_drop is spilled. We’re
_drinking to life, we’re
_drinking to death. We’re
_drinking until none of our
_livers are left. We’re wen-

_ding our way down to the
_spirit store. We’ll drink til
_we just can’t drink any-
_more. Raise your glasses
_high. Drink the cellar dry.
_Well, bloody my nose and
_blacken my eye if it ain’t
_some young Turk in search
_of a fight. And the Chanti-
_cleer’s chest is sagging
_with pride. For honor has
_yet to be satisfied. Raise
_your glasses high. Drink
_the cellar dry…

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– Tabitha’s Road Trip Picture Cavalcade (pics on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #651

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

You’re taking all the sun-
_shine away, making out
_like you’re the main line.
_‘Cause you’re a cool cat,
_
tapping on the toe with a
_
new hat. Oh, just cruisin’.
_Driving along like the
_Swing King, feeling the
_beat of my heart. Feeling
_the beat of my heart. Oh,
_you’re a cool cat, coming
_on strong with all the chit

_chat. Oh, you’re alright,
_hanging out and stealing all
_the limelight. Oh, messing
_with the beat of my heart.
_Oh, you used to be a mean
_kid, making such a deal of
_life. Oh, you were wish-
_ing and hoping and wait-
_ing to really hit the big
_time. But did it happen?
_Happen? No. You’re
_speeding too fast. slow
_down…

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– We Only Wish This Story Was A Phoney
– And much more

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– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We talk to The Colonel (not this week, sorry)
– The EMR Gas-Guzzlin’ Hollywood Vehicles Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #650

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Tell me, Thomas, can you
_hear? For almost thirty-
_something years, I tried to
_blanket you with fear each
_
night and day. And yet you
_
stubbornly insist I somehow
_simply don’t exist. But, in
_due time you won’t resist
_your final fate. You won’t
_resist your final fate…your
_final doom. Both of which
_are comin’ soon. Elephant

_in the room. Elephant in
_the room. Elephant in the
_room. Elephant in the room.
_Elephant in the room. El-
_ephant in the room.You
_can’t ignore the elephant
_in the room. Do you believe
_the things you see? When I
_say purgatorily I can’t
_escape…

EM NEWS
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– Excuse Me, This Is A Robbery. Anyone?
– And much more

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– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We talk to The Colonel (not this week, sorry)
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– The EMR Every Day Science Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #649

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY

She’s a black panther lookin’
_for prey. Packed up in
_leather, but you are her buf-
_fet. There’s not a guy she
_
hasn’t disarmed. She’s in the
_
chase and you’re already
_charmed. She will hold you
_tight and make you feel alright.
_She’ll make your fuse light and
_make it hot all night. She’s a
_predator. Predator! Yeah,
_she’s a predator on high heels.

_She’s a night creature lookin’
_for a ride. A fast lover who
_will pump up your pride. You
_catch the look of this jungle
_queen. You know she’s gonna
_pull you out of your jeans. You
_can’t escape her sight, and
_she’s the kind who bites.
_She’ll make you rock so tight.
_You’re gonna roll all night.

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– Exit 180 For Some Fine Eatin’
– And much more

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– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We talk to The Colonel (not this week, sorry)
– Analog Head-Trip
– Some Initials Game
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #648

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BENI
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: CLAMMY

Good hygiene is essential &
_it offers the potential to safe-
_guard one’s health & other’s
_too. When widespread co-
_
operation becomes the new
_
vocation, then healthy habits
_see us all through. What will I
_use when I poo? How will I
_clean up number two? I could
_go a different way and install
_a new bidat and do like Euro-
_peans do when they doo-doo.
_How will I clean up my rump,

_every time I have to take a
_dump?…

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– Is It Sweet or Is It Salty?
– And much more

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– We talk to The Colonel (from his current So-Cal location)
– Analog Head-Trip gets religious
– Independence – The Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #647

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM NEWS COMMENTATOR: BENI

When it’s dinner time, I got
_something you should try.
_It’s crunchy, green & yummy,
_and it’s bound to blow your
_
mind. It’s low on calories and
_
it looks like mini-trees. When
_you’re having dinner with me.
_Broccoli. I chop it and steam
_it. I chop it and steam it. I
_chop it and steam it. I chop
_it. We’re having broccoli. Girl
_better give me that broc broc.
_Stew it all up in a crockpot.

_Put it on the board – get the
_top cropped. Saute’ all day
_with a chop, chop, chop.
_Wooo give me them green
_trees. All in a bowl and I’m
_trollin’ these…

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– You Cheeky Bastards
– And much more

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– Dee-Sgusting Moral of The Story Jokes
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #646

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHMASTER 5k: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

For example – add you & me
_together like curry. I want to
_laugh and be moved. In it, I
_learned that you were not
_
good at coriander. I know
_
that fruit in curry is NG. Don’t
_fight over what’s right. Take
_care of each other & mix.
_We create a delicious future.
_It’s not like I can actually ride
_well every day. My room is
_cluttered & my words make
_me sick. We recommend going

_to the sauna…

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– Knock, Knock, Knock
– And much more

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– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– The Great EMR Quiz of Blueness
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #645

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHMASTER 5k: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

When you come around, I
_can still be found in another
_world. Pick a number or a
_name, it’s my favorite game
_
in another world. Hey, man,
_
what was that you said? I’m
_going deaf. I chase the wild-

_ly open spaces built in my

_head. Can’t make out what
_you say. Won’t pretend to
_even care in other words.
_When it all gets bad, every-
_thing turns off in other
_words…

EM NEWS
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– Some People’s Kids
– And much more

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– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– EMR’s AI Scripts
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #644

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

From the backdoor of your
_life you swept me out, dear.
_In bread-line of your dreams
_I lost my place. At the table
_
of your love I got the brush
_
off. At the Indianapolis of
_your heat I lost the race. I’ve

_been washed down the sink

_of your conscience. In the
_theater of your love I lost my
_part. And you say you’ve
_gotten me out of your system.
_I’ve been flushed from the
_bathroom of your heart…

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– Dig A Hole
– And much more

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– Analog Head-Trip get personal
– Podcast Jokes
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #643

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Domo arigato, Misuta Robotto.
_You’re wondering who I am.
_Machine or mannequin. With
_parts made in Japan. I am
_
the modern man. I’ve got a
_
secret I’ve been hiding,
_under my skin. My heart is

_human. My blood is boiling.

_My brain IBM. So, if you see
_me acting strangely, don’t be
_surprised. I’m just man who
_needed someone, and some-
_where to hide…

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– Holy Shit! Now, That’s A Whataburger!
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– Techin’ It Up The Ass talks back up
– More Awful Bar Jokes
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eMpTy Minds Radio #642

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

I live my life like there’s no
_tomorrow. And all I’ve got I
_had to steal. Least I don’t
_need to beg or borrow. Yes,
_
I’m living at a pace that
_
kills. Oh yeah, I’m runnin’
_with the devil. Runnin’

_with the devil. I found the

_simple life ain’t so simple.
_When I jumped out on that
_road…

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– Awful, Awful, Awful …Walks Into A Bar Jokes
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #641

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn
_to? You give me something I
_can hold onto. I know you’ll
_think I’m like the others
_
before, who saw your name
_
and number on the wall.
_Jenny, I’ve got your number.

_I need to make you mine.

_Jenny, don’t change that
_number — eight-six-seven-
_five-three-oh-nine…

EM NEWS
– Help! Somebody Help Me!
– Beer Me
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
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– Sajak, White, Stern
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– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– Paulie’s LA Picture Cavalcade (pics on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #640

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

After dark, the pandas stalk.
_Nightmare creatures with
_black hearts. Ravenous
_teeth that glow in the dark.
_
Feasting on bums that sleep
_
in the park. The pandas are
_coming, so hide under your

_beds. The pandas are coming,

_they’ll rip your ass to shreds.
_The pandas are coming to rip
_off your head…

EM NEWS
– The Galactic Gobble
– Pour Me Another Round, Kid
– And much more

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– Cinema PaulieDiso — off this week
– Stallone, Welliver, Connelly
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– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
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– The Initials Game
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #639

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Too big? Too small? Size does
_matter after all. Too big? Too
_small? It could be a little big-
_ger. Mercedes-Benz and the
_
motorway; going abroad
_
alone. Travel. Travel. Driving
_pleasure. I just want fun, not

_to fall in love. Just a little bit.

_Just a little, bitch. You have
_a pussy, I have a dick. So,
_what’s the problem? Let’s do
_it quick. So, take me now
_before it’s too late. Life’s
_too short, so I can’t wait.
_Take me now. Don’t you see?
_I can’t get laid in Germany.
_Too short? Too tall? Doesn’t
_matter – one size fits all. Too
_big. Too small…

EM NEWS
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– When The Sucking Sucks
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eMpTy Minds Radio #638

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Well, it’s show time…I’m
_feelin’ fine. Been drinkin’
_whiskey all day…in a stripper
_bar ready for hot T&A. Dirty
_
li’l lady throwin’ down in my
_
face, show me all the things
_you can do. Gimme a taste of

_your animal grace. The things

_you’ll do for a dollar bill or
_two. When you’re lyin’ on the
_floor spread eagle…

EM NEWS
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– Rats – Out of The Cellar
– And much more

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eMpTy Minds Radio #637

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

You yell out in defiance;
_you’re backed up against the
_wall. They’re up there
_clutching their guns, and it
_
makes you feel real small.
_
So, you can cuss, spit, throw
_bottles — broken glass. But

_it all ends up with handcuffs

_on your hands. You run
_around and spray paint;
_graffiti on everybody’s wall.
_You think that’s bitchin’,
_man. That ain’t nothin’ at
_all! So, you can cuss, spit,
_throw bottles — broken
_glass. But it ends up with
_a swift kick to your ass…

EM NEWS
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– And much more

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– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #636

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE

Am gonna tell you what make
_my dick different from the
_rest y’all dick. Guys, I believe
_my dick can fly. Oh, I believe
_
my balls can testify. All the
_
good pussy that has come my
_way. And I bitchly fuck both

_night and day. I believe my

_dick can fly. Oh, listen and
_I’ll tell you why. Banging up
_body makes my dick want
_to rumble…

EM NEWS
– Now That’s A Tasty-uh Meatball-uh
– Double The Clean
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
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– Curtis, King, Jones
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– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #635

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

When I get high, I get high
_on speed. Top fuel funny
_car’s a drug for me. My
_heart. My heart. Kick start
_
my heart. Always got the
_
cops comin’ after me.
_Custom built bike doing 103.

_My heart, my heart. Kick-

_start my heart. Oh…are
_you ready, girls? Oh…are
_you ready now? Whoa…
_yeah. Kick start my heart,
_give it a start. Whoa…yeah,
_baby. Whoa…yeah, kick start
_my heart, hope it never stops.
_Whoa…yeah, baby.

EM NEWS
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– Double The Clean
– And much more

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– Burkett, Funk, Hawk
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– Outrageous Signs (pics on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #634

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

One foot on the brake and
_one on the gas, hey. Too
_much traffic, I can’t pass,
_no. So, I tried my best
_
illegal move, a big black &
_
white come and crushed
_my groove again. Go on

_and write me for 125. Post

_my face – wanted dead or
_alive. Take my license, all
_that jive. I can’t drive 55.
_So, I signed my name on
_number 24, hey. Yeah, the
_judge said “Boy, just one
_more, huh? I’m gonna throw
_your ass in the city joint…

EM NEWS
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– Mystery Food Is Here
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– Chan, Egerton, County
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– Analog Head-Trip
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– More Movie Poster Parodies (pics on our FB pages)
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eMpTy Minds Radio #633

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

Nobody gonna take my car,
_I’m gonna race it to the
_ground. Nobody gonna
_break my car, it’s gonna
_
break the speed of sound.
_
Oh…it’s a killing machine,
_it’s got everything. Like a

_driving power, big fat tires

_and everything. I love it.
_I need it. And I bleed it.
_Yeah, it’s a wild hurricane.
_Alright, hold tight. I’m a
_highway star. I’m a high-
_way star.

EM NEWS
– Privilege Revoked
– A Starry Functional Fashion
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — with a whip!
– Schrader, Glitter, Presley
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits (St. Patty’s Style)
– Jerry tells bad St. Patty’s jokes
– The EMR St. Patty’s Day Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #632

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

It’s a beach party, Vietnam.
_Surfing with the Viet-Cong.
_Cookin’ hot dogs with napalm.
_Beach party, Vietnam.
_
Frankie & Annette were
_
layin’ on the sand when
_Frankie got a letter from his

_Uncle Sam. It said: get Moon

_Dog and all your friends.
_You’re all invited to a beach
_party, Vietnam. Surfin’ with
_the Viet-Cong. Cookin’ hot
_dogs with napalm. A beach
_party, Vietnam. Hey, Frankie
_aren’t you gonna give me
_your class ring…?

EM NEWS
– Cocaine Leopard
– Pro Bitch Slapping
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — the truth is out there
– Danson, Schur, Hensel
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
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– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line from So-Cal
– More Cognitive Biases
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio (EMR) #631

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Little bitty pretty one, come
_on and talk-a to me. Lovey
_dovey lovey one, come sit
_down on my knee. Tell you a
_
story. Happened long time
_
ago. A-little bitty pretty one,
_I’ve been watching you grow.

_Little bitty pretty one, come

_on and talk-a to me. Lovey
_dovery lovey one, come sit
_down on my knee. Ah-Ah-
_Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah. Mmm-
_mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-
_mmm-mmm-mmm. Little
_bitty pretty one…

EM NEWS
– What’s My Name, Mufucka?
– Cholo, The Mexican Elf
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — small town gayety
– Bautista, Martin, Gomez, Short
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
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– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Analog Head-Trip
– The EMR Very Superstitious Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #630

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

We’ve taken care of every-
_thing. The words you hear.
_The songs you sing. The pic-
_tures that give pleasure to
_
your eyes. It’s one for all.
_
All for one. We work to-
_gether common sons. Never

_need to wonder how or why.

_We are the priests of The
_Temples of Syrinx…

EM NEWS
– Burn It To The Ground
– A New Way To Save Money
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — Whoa. Rock n’ Roll?
– Martindale, Sands, Banks
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
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– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Analog Head-Trip
– The EMR Blue & Green Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #629

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Instant Karma’s gonna get you.
_Gonna knock you right on the
_head. You better get yourself
_together. Pretty soon you’re
_
gonna be dead. What in the
_
world you thinking of? Laugh-
_ing in the face of love. What

_on earth you tryin’ to do? It’s

_up to you. Yeah you. Instant
_karma’s gonna get you. Gonna

_look you right in the face.
_Better get yourself together
_darlin’. Join the human race.
_How in the world you gonna
_see? Laughin’ at fools like me.
_Who in the hell d’you think
_you are? A super star?

EM NEWS
– Exhausted Weiner
– Thanks For The Shitty Review
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — It’s a damn siege!
– Spielberg, Cruise, U2
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
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– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Analog Head-Trip
– The Classic Atari Arcade Super Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #628

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

Purple haze all in my brain.
_Lately things just don’t seem
_the same. Actin’ funny, but
_I don’t know why.  ‘Scuse me
_
while I kiss the sky. Purple
_
haze all around. Don’t know
_if I’m comin’ up or down. Am

_I happy or in misery? What-

_ever it is, that girl put a spell
_on me. Help me. Help me. Oh

_no no

EM NEWS
– Are They Dead Dead or Are They Dead?
– I’ve Got The Shakes
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — Call me, Paulie
– Fleetwood, Kazan, Stewart
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

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– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Funny As Fuck Fake Book Covers (pics on either of our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #627

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

They give us a room with a
_view of the beautiful Rhine.
_They give us a room with a
_view of the beautiful Rhine.
_
Gimme a muddy old creek
_
in Texas any old time. I’ve
_got those hup, two, three,

_four, occupation G.I. blues.

_From my G.I. hair to the
_heels of my G.I. shoes. And

_if I don’t go stateside soon,
_I’m gonna blow my fuse. We
_get hasenpfeffer and black
_pumpernickel for chow. We
_get hasenpfeffer

EM NEWS
– It Might Have Big Feet. Don’t Mean It’s Bigfoot
– Bear Woke Up With Pants
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — Come out and play
– Baldwin, Hall, Holly
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
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– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Analog Head-Trip
– More Fake Mystery Book Covers (pics on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #626

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Mother do you think they’ll
_drop the bomb? Mother do
_you think they’ll like this
_song? Mother do you think
_
they’ll try to break my balls?
_
Ooh ahh, Mother, should I
_build a wall? Mother should

_I run for President? Mother

_should I trust the govern-
_ment?
Mother will they put
_me in the firing line? Ooh
_aah, is it just a waste of
_time? Hush now, baby,
_baby, don’t you cry. Mama’s
_gonna make all of your night-
_mares come true…

EM NEWS
– Time Is So Much Weirder Than It Seems
– High Schooler’s Grow Up So Fast
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — SNAFU
– Miller, Jackson, Seeger
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Techin’ It Up The Ass – overrated tech
– The Tough & Rando Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #625

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Well, I hate banks, I just can’t
_stand ’em. Gimme a shovel,
_and man, I’ll plant ’em. Six
_feet under is where they
_
belong. I hate banks is the
_
name of this song. I think I’ll
_rob myself one or two. I hate

_banks, yeah, how ’bout you?

_Well, lend me a nickel and
_lend me a dime. Repossess my

_house at any old time…

EM NEWS
– Dans Dans Dans Da Naat Komplete
– Getting A Bone For New York
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — have you checked the children?
– Larroquette, Hooper, Freed
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
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– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– A quick Clamboy First Avenue update
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #624

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY

Out of the cocoa pads came
_the food of the Gods. Choc,
_choc, chocolate…chewy and
_gooey, sticky and sweet. Choc,
_
choc, chocolate. I like bars
_
that rocket to Mars. I gotta
_have a Hershey’s Kiss.
You
_know I’d die for chocolate

_mud pie; send me to heaven-
_ly bliss. Choc, choc, choc,
_choc, choc, chocolate. Many
_years ago, in Mexico, Cortez
_found a bean he’d never seen.

EM NEWS
– King Sitting In Man’s Car
– Oh Dear! What Am I Doing Here?
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — TERROR!
– Serling, Dre, Copeland
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays
– Analog Head-Trip

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Big EMR Snow Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #623

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

Hot! Hot! Oh, we got it. Hot!
_Hot! Hey, we got it. Hot! Hot!
_Say, we got it. Hot chocolate!
_Hot! Hot! Oh, we got it. Hot!
_
Hot! Hey, we got it. Hot! Hot!
_
Say, we got it. Hot chocolate!
_Here we’ve only got one rule:

_never ever let it cool. Keep

_it cooking in the pot. You’ve
_got: hot choc-o-lat! Hot! Hot!
_Oh, we got it. Hot! Hot! Hey,
_we got it. Hot! Hot! Say, we
_got it. Hot chocolate!

EM NEWS
– Holy Cow! What A Deal!
– Run Away! Run Away!
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — you really should try and catch it
– Jackman, Reynolds, Renner
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Best Shower Thoughts of 2022
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #622

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

The carolers hum, the holidays
_glow. Spirits are high, but the
_bank account’s low. So, Christ-
_mas in a coffee shop is fine
_
with me, if I can be with you.
_
The counter is sleek, the ser-
_vice deluxe. You in your

_diamonds and me in my tux.

_Having Christmas in a coffee
_shop for kicks; prix fixe, tres
_chic unique, you’ll see. Then
_we can take a stroll around
_the city.
..

EM NEWS
– Doughnut Mess With The People
– Ain’t No Butts Allowed
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — the year end review
– Marley, Ferrell, Harrison
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd New Year’s Eve Tidbits
– The National Bacon Day Quiz
– Analog Head-Trip
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #621 – The Big Christmas Show

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR BEN’S CORNER: BENJAMMIN’
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR MUSICAL GUEST: SOLOCHECK
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: CLAMBOY

Trim up the tree with Christmas
_stuff like bingle balls & whofoo
_fluff. Trim up the town with
_goowho gums and bizilbix and
_
wums. Trim every blessed win-
_
dow and trim every blessed
_door. Hang up the whoboohoo

_bricks. Then run out and get

_some more. Hang pantookas on
_the ceiling. Pile pankunas on
_the floor

EM NEWS
– Tearful Holiday Tickets
– Bright Lights In The Sky
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — what a drag!
– Hall, Lohan, Noriega
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current So-Cal locale)
– The Stupid Tough Home Alone Quiz
– Jerry brings us a Santalog Head-Trip
– The Colonel plays a Christmas tune on his violin
– Clamboy’s big Christmas Cookie Quiz
– Solocheck plays two live Christmas songs on his keyboard
– A ton of additional Christmas fun
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #620

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

The weather outside is frightful,
_but the fire is so delightful.
_Since we’ve no place to go, let
_it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
_
It doesn’t show signs of stopping,
_
and I’ve brought some corn for
_popping. The lights are turned

_way down low. Let it snow, let

_it snow, let it snow. When we
_finally kiss goodnight, how I’ll
_hate going out in the storm. But,
_if you really hold me tight, all
_the way home I’ll be warm.
_The fire is slowly dying and my
_dear, we’re still goodbyeing. As
_long as you love me so, let it
_snow, let it snow, let it snow

EM NEWS
– The Slopes Were Full of Hoes
– Moo-Humbug!
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — gets its creep on
– Helms, Goonies, King
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current So-Cal locale)
– The “It Happened In December Quiz”
– A intentionally Shitty Analog Head-Trip
– EMR A.I. compliments of Cousin John
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #619

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

I’d sit alone and watch your light.
_My only friend through teenage
_nights. And everything I had to
_know, I head it on my radio. You
_
gave them all those old time
_
stars. Through war of worlds;
_invaded by mars.
You made ’em
_laugh. You made ’em cry. You

_made us feel like we could fly.
_So, don’t become some back-
_ground noise. A backdrop for
_the girls and boys who just don’t
_know or just don’t care, and
_just complain when you’re not
_there. You had your time, you
_had the power. You’ve yet to
_have your finest hour. All we
_hear is radio ga ga…

EM NEWS
– Snowplow Drives Home Important Message
– Run Santa Run
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — is hip deep in shitters
– Banning, Stewart, Carey
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current So-Cal locale)
– Name That Pastry (pics on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #618

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

Young, velvet, porcelain boy,
_devour me when you’re with
_me. Blue wish window seas
_speak delicious fires. I’m your
_
candy perfume girl. Your candy
_
perfume girl. Moist, warm
_desire. Fly to me. I’m your

_candy perfume girl. Your candy

_perfume girl. I’m your candy
_perfume girl. Candy. Candy.
_Rush me ghost you see. Every
_center my home. Fever steam
_girl, throb the oceans. You’re a
_candy perfume girl…

EM NEWS
– Dream A Little Dream of Fuzzy Friends
– Ze Grumpy Old Lady
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — is having a rough go
– Tarantino, Jackson, Colbert
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current So-Cal locale)
– Again, Knockoff Toys (pics on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #617

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

This song is called…this song is
_called Bacon Skin. Hit me. It’s
_dedicated to my first wife. Her
_name is, oh Lord, Cloreen. She’s
_
just fat. Hit me. Too nasty, I
_
said now. Big dumb you. You,
_Bacon Skin. Just fat, but you

_know where it’s at. I wish you

_was thin, Cloreen Bacon Skin.
_Brotch, you can’t fuck with that.
_Look out!

EM NEWS
– Fast Food Chain’s Unexpected Delivery Options
– Unintentional Cat-napping
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — a Double Feature!
– Leno, Iger, Chapek
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current So-Cal locale)
– Techin’ It Up The Ass – Tech Turkeys 2022
– The Big EMR Black Friday Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #616

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
SPECIAL MUSICAL GUEST: SOLOCHEK

Too old, too old. He’s too old to
_cut the mustard anymore. He’s
_getting too old, he done got too
_old. He’s too old to cut the
_
mustard anymore. When I was
_
young, I had a lotta pep. I could
_get around, didn’t need no help.

_But now you’re old and a gettin’

_gray. The people all look at you
_and say — Too old, too old, he’s
_too old to cut the mustard any-
_more. He’s gettin’ too old. He
_done got too old...

EM NEWS
– Fucking People! Fu-u-u-ucking People!
– An Ear-ie Partnership
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — she’s a good girl
– Stewart, Chapelle, John
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
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– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current So-Cal locale)
– We chat with, do MadLibs with & enjoy the music of Solochek
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #615

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: WERNER

Well, I walked ’round the corner,
_and I walked ’round the block,
_and I walked right into a bakery
_shop. I picked up a doughnut, and
_
I wiped off the grease and I
_
handed the lady a five cent piece.
_Well, she looked at the doughnut,

_and she looked at me and she said

_“Hey, mister, you can plainly see…
_There’s a hole in the nickel. There’s
_a hole right through.” Said I, “There’s
_a hole in the doughnut too. Thanks
_for the doughnut. Goodbye.

EM NEWS
– Toad Tripping
– Excuse Me, Is This Your Chicken?
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — political kidnapping
– Chapman, Whedon, Minnelli
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We chat with special guest Werner (AKA Mr. Bumble)
– A Quiz of The Weird
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #614

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE

Potato chips, how my mouth just drips.
_Potato chips, how my mouth just drips.
_Crunch, crunch, I don’t want no lunch.
_All I want is potato chips. Potato chips,
_
how my mouth just drips.Potato chips,
_
how my mouth just drips. Crunch,
_crunch, I don’t want no lunch.
All I
_want is potato chips.
No matter where
_it is, you’ll always find a bag around.
_Be it in a bar or picnic, even a base-
_ball ground.
Potato chips, how my
_
mouth just drips. Potato chips, drip,
_drips. Crunch, crunch, I don’t want no
_lunch. All I want is potato chips.
Bag,
_bag, bag,
Bag of potato chips. Potato
_chips, high crunchy, crunchy.
Potato
_
chips, crunch, crunchy, crunchy.
_Crunch, crunch, crunch, I don’t want
_
no lunch. All I want is potato chips.
_Chip, oh those potato-tato chips.
_Potato, potato, a chippy-chippo.
_Crunch, crunch, don’t want no lunch.
_All I want is potato chips
.

EM NEWS
– The Flip Side of Art
– Long Distance Travel Is….You Guessed It…For The Birds
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — a serious matter
– King, Saget, John
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– A Bad Norm Macdonald Impersonator Reads A Penthouse Letter
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #613 The Big Halloween Show

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOST: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: COUSIN TODD

You better run, you better hide,
_we gotta keep you out of sight.
_Be careful, Sigmund. Cover your
_tracks when you leave, ’cause
_you know Zelda won’t believe
_your friend is Sigmund. Who
_ever heard of a friendly sea-
_monster lovin’ and laughin’ his
_life away? You better run, you
_better hide, we gotta keep you
_out of sight. Be careful, Sigmund.
_The other monsters put you
_down, ’cause you’re not mean
_and now we’ve found a friend
_in Sigmund.

EM NEWS
– Beez On The Loose
– Shhh…I’m Hunting For Wabbits
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — a double monster feature
– Bell, Bass, Howard
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Analog Headless-Trip
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The EMR Scare-tastic Super Quiz
– A Five Minute Cinema
– A bunch of other Halloween nonsense
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #612

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOST: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Monsterkind is all agreed, when
_you find a friend in need you
_extend a tentacle or paw. We
_are all one family bound by
_ghoulish unity, we adhere to
_one hair-raising law. A monster
_always lends a helping claw. If
_you’re in a prickly plight, don’t
_go down without a fright. Call
_your friends, they’ll always
_understand. Zombie, ogre, witch
_or ghoul, they’ll obey the ghostly
_rule, we’re all part of one big
_beastly band. A monster always
_lends a helping hand. Don’t
_despair, just wait and see, we’ll
_save our favorite B&B. With a
_little spooky shock and awe, a
_monster always lends a helping
_claw.

EM NEWS
– Inspector Is A Real Jerk Off
– Not OUR Monster
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — is just tryin’ to stay dry
– Lee, Gordon, Theron
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Analog Head-Trip
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current SoCal location)
– A Fuck Off! rant
– The Gotta Get Back In Time Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #611

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOST: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

In the time of demons and rulers,
_the desert was stable. Only to
_deteriorate into war, as soon as
_they had forsaken these lands
_into humanity’s control. It was a
_curse that was set upon these
_lands by genie who roamed the
_ancient lands of Mesopotamia.
_As humans took hold of the
_land, chaos embarked along.
_They hover above grinning; they
_knew peace would be gone. Iran,
_Iraq, Lebanon and Syria controlled
_by terror…

EM NEWS
– This Stuff’s Made In North Carolina! Get A Rope.
– Trouser Snakes
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — Costello’s Killin’ It
– Lansbury, Pratt, Finke
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Analog Head-Trip
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current SoCal location)
– The Easiest Damned Quiz Ever
– A call from our old friend Daryl in Beaverdale, PA.
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #610

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOST: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Remember somewhere in ’52,
_I met you. Somewhere in ’52,
_you kissed me. Somewhere…
_oh my. Oh kiss me, baby.
_Don’t you make me mad. I
_can make you forget all that
_you never had. Oh kiss me,
_baby. I can’t divine if you
_ever wanted me or got
_caught between the devil
_and the creature from the
_haunted sea. Oh kiss me,
_baby. I’ll make you forget
_what you’ve got on your mind.
_Oh kiss my full lips. They’re
_nice, you bet. So kiss them,
_baby…

EM NEWS
– California Walkin’ The Walk
– Chess Champion Anal About Losing
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — It’s as easy as 1,2,3
– Russell, Beckham, Cruise
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Analog Head-Trip
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Paulie’s Canoeing Picture Cavalcade (pictures on our FB pages)
– Tommy’s Arizona & Vegas Picture Cavalcade (pictures on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio – A Flashback To The Big Episode #400

Your host, Tommy, is out of town for a bit, so in lieu of Episode #611, we are presenting you a re-play of The Big 400th episode, from just over four years ago.  The theme picture is (as seen below) Seven-Thirty Express Blended Whiskey by The American Liquor Company. This is Episode 400.  Check it out!!!!

YOUR HOST: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS MAN: GARRY
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: COUSIN TODD

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

eMpTy Minds Radio – A Flashback To Episode #439

Your host, Tommy, is out of town for a bit, so in lieu of Episode #610, we are presenting you a re-play of Tabitha’s very first show (Episode #439).  The theme picture is (as seen below) Royal Knight Blended Whiskey by The American Liquor Company. This is Episode 439.  Check it out!!!!

YOUR HOST: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

eMpTy Minds Radio #609

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOST: TOMMY
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

Standing in that silent hall,
_waitin’ for that final call. Says
_he doesn’t love me anymore.
_Shaking hands, I pack a bag;
_trembling voice, I call a cab.
_Slowly I start walking to the
_door. Cab arrives, he blows his
_horn. I stumble at in the early
_morn. Tell him of the place I’ve
_got to go. A hundred signal
_lights; I’ve paid the bills and a
_traffic fine. Gettin’ through
_these doors that’s been so slow.
_LA International Airport, where
_the big jet engines roar…

EM NEWS
– Attack of The Arachnids
– Oops! Far Right Party Gives Out Questionable Gummies
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — NOT TONIGHT
– Godard, Lewis, Ruffalo
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Big EMR TV Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #608

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: THE COLONEL
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: ARTHUR

Rye whiskey, rye whiskey, rye
_whiskey…I cry. If I don’t get
_rye whiskey, I surely will die.
_If the ocean was whiskey and I
_was a duck. I’d swim to the
_bottom and never come up. I’d
_swim to the bottom and never
_come up. I live on Clintch
_Mountain and wander alone. As
_drunk as the devil, so leave me
_alone. Rye whiskey, rye whiskey,
_rye whiskey…I cry. If I don’t get
_rye whiskey, I surely will die…

EM NEWS
– The Bots of The Museum
– Stop Bike Theft In Its Tra…
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — he’s talented
– Brando, Waters, Musk
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– The Colonel is on the line from So-Cal
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The EMR A Camping We Will Go Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #607

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Oh…she gave me moonshine
_whiskey. Oh…she gave me
_southern love. Deep in the
_heart of Texas, there beneath
_the stars above. Oh…she give
_me southern comfort. Oh…she
_give me moonshine love. Deep
_in the heart of Texas. There be-
_neath the stars above. Here I
_am riding on a train. Just about
_thunderballs down the line.
_Just can’t wait any longer. See
_that little darlin’ of mine. See
_that little darlin’ of mine. Deep
_in the heart of Texas…

EM NEWS
– Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Boater
– The Pengy’s New Shoes
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — it’s all about his past
– Gunn, Williams, Sofer
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– The Colonel is on the line from So-Cal
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Analog Head-Trip
– The Big EMR Home State Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #606

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

I said chatterbox. I said you
_squawk a lot. C’mon gimme
_some lips, yeah chatterbox.
_I call you up, don’t give me no
_line. I’m comin’ in your home
_on the chatterline. All dressed
_up; I got nowhere to go. Seems
_like a fun night on the telephone.
_I said chatterbox…

EM NEWS
– Park Ride Gone Wild
– Spicy Summer Hot Spots
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — Triple Feature
– Maslany, Diesel, Smith
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– The Colonel is on the line from So-Cal
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Another EMR Mixed Bag O’ Trivia
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #605

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BENI

Rag doll, livin’ in a movie. Hot
_tramp, Daddy’s little cutie.
_You’re so fine, they’ll never see
_you leavin’ by the back door,
_Ma’am. Hot times, get it while
_it’s easy. I don’t mind, come on
_up and see me. Rag doll, baby,
_won’t you do me like you done
_before? I’m feelin’ like a bad
_boy. Hmmm…just like a bad
_boy. I’m rippin’ up a rag doll,
_like throwin’ away an old toy.
_Some babe’s talkin’ real loud.
_Talkin’ all about the new crowd…

EM NEWS
– Rock What You’ve Got
– Party Side Effects
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — Fuck The Man!
– Petersen, Jackson, Hetfield
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– The Colonel is on the line from So-Cal
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Paulie’s LA Picture Cavalcade
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #604

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-In: THE COLONEL

The machinist climbs his Ferris
_Wheel like a brave. And the
_fire-eater’s lyin’ in a pool of
_sweat, victim of the heat-wave.
_Behind the tent, the hired hand
_tightens his legs on the sword-
_swallower’s blade. Circus Town’s
_on the short wave. Well, the
_runway lies ahead, like a great
_false dawn. Oh, Fat Lady, BIg
_Mama, Missy Bimbo sits in her
_chair and yawns. And the Man-
_Beast lies in his cage sniffin’
_popcorn…

EM NEWS
– Cylindrical Dairy Seeks Square Departure
– The French Meat Star
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — (none this week, kids)
– Shatner, Rock, Nichols
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Analog Head-Trip – “Infinite”
– The Colonel is on the line from Zion
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Shower Thoughts
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #603

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY

Boom, boom, boom, boom. I’m
_gonna shoot you right down.
_Right off your feet. Take you
_home with me. Put you in my
_house. Boom, boom, boom,
_boom. Mmm…hmmm…
_Mmm….hmmm. I love to see
_you walk up and down the
_floor. When you talking to me,
_that baby talk…

EM NEWS
– Judging Your Social Message
– Be Cool. Fuck Ties!
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — is making blue enemies
– Stallone, Grace, Seacrest
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Analog Head-Trip
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Paulie name drops future EMR guests
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #602

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

If there’s something strange in
_your neighborhood. Who you
_gonna call? Ghostbusters. If
_there’s something weird, and it
_don’t look good. Who you gonna
_call? Ghostbusters. I ain’t ‘fraid
_of no ghost. I ain’t ‘fraid of no
_ghost. If you’re seeing things
_running through your head.
_Who can you call?  Ghostbusters.
_An invisible man sleepin’ in
_your bed. Ow! Who you gonna
_call? Ghostbusters. I ain’t ‘fraid
_of no ghost…

EM NEWS
– Free Carrot Top Show
– Take That You Snot-Nosed Human
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — is in social peril
– Jennings, Bialik, Christian
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current So-Cal locale)
– Paulie name drops future EMR guests
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #601

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BENI

Mug, mug, mug…coffee mug
_gonna clear away the haze.
_Liquid proof. That I can win this
_race. Coffee mug. The grip that
_keeps me tall. My inter-link
_keeps me questing all. Coffee
_mug..

EM NEWS
– Shaking Up The Gardening Game
– The Little Nose That Could
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — Mouse!
– Wood, Costello, Simpson
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current So-Cal locale)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #600 (The Big 600th)

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BENI
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: CLAMBOY

I never thought my life could be
_anything but catastrophe. But
_suddenly I begin to see a bit of
_good luck for me. ‘Cause I got a
_Golden Ticket. I got a golden
_twinkle in my eye. I got a Golden
_Ticket..
.

EM NEWS
– Abnormal Get Away Vehicle
– Underwater Entertainment
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — a double feature, Kids!
– Koepp, Cruise, Rourke
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– A Five Minute Cinema
– 600 Things
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current So-Cal locale)
– Clamboy’s Tropical Beach Bar
– Vegas, Baby! The EMR Vegas Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #599

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR CAVALCADE KID: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BENI

I think you planned your escape
_because you refused to go down
_in flames. Just slip away in a
_dream and let the fog envelop
_you in sleep. You left me thous-
_ands of clues. I see one every
_time that I read the news. List-
_ening to backwards melodies; a
_sound that echoes through the
_centuries. Time it slips away. I
_think about you every day. And
_you stay the same age as I get
_old. Left in disarray as I watch
_you fade away..
.

EM NEWS
– Would You Like Fries With That?
– Honesty Is The Best Policy. Or Is It?
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — delves into a lonely place
– Brown, Allen, Presley
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Analog Head-Trip
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current So-Cal locale)
– The Big EMR Frozen Novelties Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #598

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR CAVALCADE KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BENI

I feel like I’m pounding on a big
_door. No one can hear me knock-
_ing. I feel like I’m falling flat to
_the floor. No one can catch me
_from falling. The hourglass has
_no more grains of sand. My watch
_has stopped; no more turning
_hands. The crew have abandon-
_ed ship. The lights are on, but
_no one is in. Take it to the
_bridge; throw it overboard. See
_if it can swim back up to the
_shore. No one is in the house.
_All the lights are on..
.

EM NEWS
– Big Baby Goes Too Far
– Fluffy Crusty Sea Creatures
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — there’s not a problem.
– Depp, Gosling, Carrey
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Jerry’s Vegas Picture Cavalcade Pt. II (pics on our FB pages)
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current So-Cal locale)
– Paulie’s LA Picture Cavalcade (pics on our FB pages)
– Minnesota Vice
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #597

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: 6/8 NATE
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BENI

I say F-I. F-I-N. F-I-N-K. Fink. F-I-
_N-K. Fink. Fink. Fink. Fink. I say
_R-A. R-A-T. R-A-T-T-F-I-N-K. Rat
_Fink. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
_Yeah. Rat Fink Yeah, yeah, yeah,
_yeah, yeah. Rat Fink. Yeah, yeah,
_yeah, yeah, yeah. Rat Fink. Yeah,
_yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Rat Fink.
_Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. R-
_A-T-T-F-I-N-K. Rat Fink. You fink!
_I say A-B. A-B-C. A-B-C-D. A-B-C-
_D-E-F-G. I. I say F-I. F-I-N. F-I-N-
_K. Fink. Fink. Fink. Fink. Rat
_Fink
.

EM NEWS
– Give Us Our Dust n’ Bugs Back
– Environmental Hazards Coming Full Circle
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso (not this week, kiddos)
– Colbert, Cosby, Wahlberg
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Jerry’s Vegas Picture Cavalcade (pics on our FB pages)
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current So-Cal locale)
– The Big EMR Mixed Bag of People Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #596

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BENI

Well I’m a rollin’ daddy with a mean
_machine. It’s got a V8 motor and it
_sure is clean. I’m a hot rod man,
_yeah, I’m a hot rod man. Look out
_Little mamma, gonna git you if I
_can. I got a cowboy Caddy with a
_custom seat; it’s leatherette all
_rolled and pleat. Come on little
_mama, sit by my side. You and
_your
daddy are gonna go for a ride.

EM NEWS
– Caught Sleepin’ On The Job
– The Many Colors of Nature
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso (not this week, kiddos)
– Hall, Caine, Osbourne
– The Ticker Flashback
– Analog Head-Trip
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current So-Cal locale)
– The Big EMR B&J Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #595

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

It was late at night when he first
_hit town, his eyes were gold and
_blue. Then his mind fussed and he
_laid it down, like he had a job to
_do. The Gasser’s what they called
_him ’cause he always acted rough.
_The Gasser’s what they called him
_’cause he always acted tough. He’d
_ridden all night, all through the
_rain, though no one really knew
_why. He acted real strange and
_never gave his name, for he was
_a real strange guy. The Gasser’s
_
what they called him…

EM NEWS
– The Truth Shall Set Them Free
– There’s A Cougar In Class
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso leads itself astray
– Spielberg, Hanks, Cosby
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current So-Cal locale)
– The EMR Chinese Lost In Translation Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #594

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Now, you’ve heard the story of the
_hot rod race when the Fords and
_Mercury were setting the pace.
_That story is true I’m here to say,
_’cause I was driving that Model A.
_She’s got a Lincoln motor and it’s
_really souped up, that Model A
_body makes it look like a pup. It’s
_got eight cylinders and it uses
_them all with an overdrive that
_just won’t stall…

EM NEWS
– You Want Snake Fries With That?
– All VIPs Will Receive A Personal Greeting
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso goes a bit bonkers
– Chamitoff, Madonna, King
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Analog Head-Trip
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current So-Cal locale)
– Random rounds of The Initials Game
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #593

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

If you were sunburned, I wouldn’t
_say you look like a lobster. And if I
_bought Twizzlers, I’d offer you like
_one or two. And if someone called
_you a hussy, I’d tell ’em to shove it.
_And if you missed the bus, I’d miss
_you more than before you were
_missing. Other girls burn, they
_need water too. But they’ll have to
_fry, this buckets for you. And other
_girls want a Twizzler or two…

EM NEWS
– Robo-Spiders
– I Can Feel It In My Bones
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso takes to the field
– Cosby, Garland, Holly
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current So-Cal locale)
– Great Movie Poster Mashups (pics on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #592

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Once a year we throw a party
_here in town. Once a year we
_turn all Paris upside down. Ev’ry
_man’s a king and ev’ry king’s a
_clown. Once again it’s Topsy Turvy
_Day. It’s the day the devil in us
_gets released. It’s the day we mock
_the prig and shock the priest. Ev’ry-
_thing is topsy turvy at the feast of
_fools. Topsy turvy. Ev’rything is
_upsy daysy. Topsy turvy. Ev’ryone
_is acting crazy. Dross is gold and
_weeds are a bouquet. That’s the
_way on Topsy Turvy Day. That’s the
_way on Topsy Turvy Day…

EM NEWS
– A Stranger In Our Bed
– Beefy Manager Gave Shake An Extra Shake
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is stuck in the middle
– Mirren, Ford, Moore
– The Ticker Flashback
– Analog Head-Trip
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current So-Cal locale)
– The Big EMR 1980s Date Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #591

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHBASTARD: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

Cherry blossoms in the air tonight.
_Cherry blossoms in the air. Cherry
_blossoms in the air tonight. Cherry
_blossoms in her hair. No one has
_broken through her defense be-
_fore. No one has seen what’s be-
_hind those closed doors. I’ll sneak
_into her castle some day. I’ll make
_sure nothing gets in my way.
_Cherry blossoms in the air tonight.
_Cherry blossoms in the air.  Cherry
_blossoms in the air tonight…

EM NEWS
– Urine Luck!
– Flying On A Prayer
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso takes a monumental ride
– Jackman, Monroe, Lean
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Techin’ It Up The Ass poses a question
– A Friday The 13th related quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #590

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

Sugar. Oh, honey, honey. You are
_my candy girl and you got me
_wanting you. Honey. Oh, sugar,
_sugar. You are my candy girl and
_you got me wanting you. I just
_can’t believe the loveliness of
_loving you. I just can’t believe
_it’s true, I just can’t believe..the
_wonder of this feeling too. I just
_can’t believe it’s true. Ah, Sugar.
_Oh…honey, honey. You are my
_candy girl and you got me want-
_ing you. When I kissed you, girl,
_I knew how sweet a kiss could be.
_I know how sweet a kiss can be.
_Like the summer sunshine,
_pour your sweetness over me.
_Oh, oh, oh, oh…sugar, pour a
_little sugar on it, honey…

EM NEWS
– What’s In Your Mug?
– Penguins In Search of New Friends
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is hopped up on goofballs
– Heard, Murray, Springsteen
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– More God-Damned Amazon Reviews
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #589

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY

I was alone. I was all by myself.
_No one was looking. I was thinking
_of you. Oh yeah, did I mention, I
_was all by myself? All by myself.
_All by myself. All by myself. I
_went to your house, but no one
_was there. I went in your room.
_I was all by myself. You and me
_had such wonderful times, when
_I‘m all by myself. All by myself. You
_and me had such wonderful times
_when I’m all by myself. All by my-
_self. All by myself.

EM NEWS
– Really Shitty Reception
– Dumpster Art Rescued By Mr. Whipple
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso has a secret
– Musk, Holland, Stewart
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Analog Head-Trip asks — Do you like Ska?
– More Hysterical Amazon Reviews
– We talk with The Colonel (from SoCal) & he gets quizzed
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #588

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

In a world of privilege I was not
_born, but the devotion to free-
_dom and liberty I was sworn. So,
_every emotion is studied; watch-
_ed their control. Who gets played,
_who gets disciplined, who gets
_born. So, transmitting beams, my
_coordinates, anywhere on earth.
_And as radio waves, surveillance,
_satellite bursts. Open up your
_skull and let some knowledge
_come in. Yeah, crack open the
_cranium and let awareness begin.
_And I don’t even know why. The
_truth seems like a lie. In my cell
_there is no sky. When I was
_arrested in Shanghai…

EM NEWS
– Time To Get It On, Kids
– The Loch Ness Monster Is A Real Dick!
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso takes to the canals
– Nance, Collins, Matthews
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Even More Knockoff Toys (pictures on our FB pages)
– Analog Head-Trip
– Some hysterical Amazon reviews
– We talk with The Colonel (from SoCal) & he gets quizzed
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio # 587

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

On the day I was born, the nurses
_all gathered ’round, and they
_gazed in wide wonder, at the joy
_they had found. The head nurse
_spoke up, she said “Leave this
_one alone.” She could tell right
_away, that I was bad to the bone.
_Bad to the bone. Bad to the bone.
_Bah-bah-bah-bad. Bah-bah-bah-
_bad. Bad to the bone. I broke a
_thousand hearts, before I met you.
_I’ll break a thousand more, baby,
_before I am through. I wanna be
_yours pretty baby. Yours and yours
_alone. I’m here to tell you, honey,
_that I’m bad to the bone…

EM NEWS
– Takin’ A Short Ride With The Pig Creature
– DH Hell Air Cargo Services
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso meets the new century
– Gottfried, Brown, Roberts
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– More Fucked Up Fake Book Covers (pics on our FB pages)
– We talk with The Colonel (from SoCal)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #586

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

I caught you knockin’ at my cellar
_door. I love you, baby, can I have
_some more? Oh…oh, the damage
_done. I hit the city and I lost my
_band. I watched the needle take
_another man. Gone…gone, the
_damage done. I sing the song
_because I love the man. I know
_that some of you don’t under-
_stand. Milk blood to keep from
_running out. I’ve seen the needle
_and the damage done. A little
_part of it in everyone. But every
_junkie’s like a settin’ sun. I’ve
_seen the needle and the damage
_done…

EM NEWS
– Colorado Ain’t Hearin’ It, Tyson
– Super Aerospace Monkey Reality
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso takes a peek
– Rock, Kardashian, Seacrest
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– More Knockoff Toys (pics on our FB pages)
– Analog Head-Trip
– We talk with The Colonel (from SoCal)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #585

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

This time the bullet cold rocked
_ya. A yellow ribbon instead of a
_swastika. Nothin’ proper about
_ya propaganda. Fools follow rules
_when the set commands ya. Said
_it was blue when your blood was
_read. Blasted through ya head.
_Blast through ya head. I give a
_shout out to the living dead.
_Who stood and watched as the
_Feds cold centralized. So serene
_on the screen, you were mes-
_merized. Cellular phones soundin’
_a death tone, corporations cold…

EM NEWS
– Bastards, Bitches & Beaches
– Futuristic Commuter
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso in a conundrum of faith
– Smith, Hawkins, Rock
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– An EMR April Fool’s Day Quiz
– Analog Head-Trip
– We talk with The Colonel (from SoCal)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #584

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: 6/8 NATE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Welcome to my nightmare. I
_think you’re gonna like it. I
_think you’re gonna feel you be-
_long. A nocturnal vacation. A
_necessary sedation. You wanna
_feel at home ’cause you belong.
_Welcome to my nightmare…

EM NEWS
– When The Crane Becomes A Pain
– Another Online Challenge For More Online Idiots
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso snaps bird shots
– Povich, Chaplin, Cash
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– An all new 5 Minute Cinema
– We talk with The Colonel (from SoCal)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #583

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Lounging in the living room in 
_long johns. More distant than
_Victoria to St. John’s. Trying to
_use a record to repair my heart.
_I’d be lying if I said I didn’t want
_to start again. You’re leaving me
_high and Canada Dry. I’m out of
_your head and I’m losing my
_mind…

EM NEWS
– Hump Day Arrives Early
– This Is A Real Pickle
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is gritty in the city
– Hurt, Cumberbatch, Summer
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– An all new 5 Minute Cinema
– We talk with The Colonel (from SoCal)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #582

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

Pin-bot circuits activated. Pin-bot
_circuits activated. I am in your
_control, just give that metal plun-
_ger a pull. It was only a partial
_link-up, but now I see you. Now, I
_see you. It’s time to shoot for
_solar value…solar value…

EM NEWS
– When Icy Turns Dicey
– It’s A Shitty Way To Go
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso goes “clubbin'”
– Anderson, DiPietro, Morrison
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– An all new 5 Minute Cinema
– We talk with The Colonel (from SoCal)
– Analog Head-Trip
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #581

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Think of all the animals you’ve ever
_heard about. Like rhinoceroses and
_tigers, cats and mink. There are
_lots of funny animals in all this
_world. But have you ever seen a
_panther that is pink? Think! A
_panther that is positively pink.
_Well, here he is — The Pink
_Panther. The Pink Panther.
_Ev’rybody loves a panther that’s
_pink. He’s a really groovy cat…

EM NEWS
– That’s A Sharp Look
– Little Miss Racy Cakes
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso doubles down in a nightmarish way
– Snider, Hogan, Zappa
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– EMR Presents: Funny Songs or Poems From Comedies
– We talk with The Colonel (from SoCal)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #580

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG-KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Once in your life you find her,
_someone that turns your heart
_around. And next thing you
_know you’re closing down the
_town. Wake up and it’s still with
_you, even though you left her
_way across town. Wondering to
_yourself “What’ve I found?”
_When you get caught between
_the moon and New York City, I
_know it’s crazy, but it’s true. If
_you get caught between the
_moon and New York City, the
_best that you can do. The best
_that you can do is fall in love.

EM NEWS
– Thai Hai
– The Below Average Bomb Threatist
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso sings a song
– Lanegan, Kraft, Nicks
– Analog Head-Trip
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Fun Times EMR Etymology Quiz
– We talk with The Colonel (from SoCal)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #579

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

I’m like a snail; you’re a guy.
_Kinda mad I can’t fly. When it’s
_day, hide away, but come out
_when it rains. Wonder why you
_stay inside. I can’t talk, can’t
_speak my mind. Why you
_wanna waste your time? Why
_don’t you join me outside?
_Everything is good. Everything
_is fine. Thought I’d let you know,
_having a great time…

EM NEWS
– Aaaagh…My Squirrel Hole Itches
– Fuck Nike, They’re Slave Drivers
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso hits bottom
– Baldwin, Reitman, Twain
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Big Bad EMR Battery Quiz
– We talk with The Colonel (from SoCal)
– Paulie hits us with an impromptu Fuck Off! rant
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #578

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

I’m called a cow. I’m not about to
_blow it now for all the cows. For
_all the cows. It’s funny how
_money allows for all to browse
_and be endowed. This wish is
_true. It falls into pieces new, the
_cow is you. The cow is you. My
_kind has all run out, as if kinds
_could blend. Some time if time
_allows…everything worn in.
_everything worn in..
.

EM NEWS
– The Great Cheese Shelf Disaster
– Birds of A Feather Fuck Up Miami Together
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso done it
– Diller, Douglas, Neil
– Analog Head-Trip
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The EMR Mixed Bag Quiz #5612
– We talk with The Colonel (from SoCal)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #577

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

I still have your clothespin, I wish
_I could clip on again sometimes. I
_didn’t know what to do. Yeah,
_yeah, yeah. While you visit what
_you want, you don’t need to re-
_lapse. You’ll never clip on again,
_and that’s just what it is – surpass.
_But if I leave a dream in summers,
_I’ll have a wheel worse than that.
_The last time, two. I still have
_your clothespin. I wish I could
_clip on again sometimes. I didn’t
_know what to do. I still have your
_clothespin. I wish I could clip on
_again sometimes..
.

EM NEWS
– Fished Up Some Snipes, Boys
– The Queen’s English
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is a snitch
– Hesseman, Young, Rogan
– Analog Head-Trip
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The EMR February Quiz
– We talk with The Colonel (from SoCal)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #576

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR BEN’S CORNER: BENI

It started with the Power Ranger
_movie we did. We all knew how
_to fight and became the Ninja
_Kidz. From Boys VS Girls to Super
_Ninja Birthday Bash to super
_hero parodies, we always had a
_blast. We’re traveling around
_the world, Mexico to Africa
_we’re battling all our foes. It’s
_our duty as a Ninja. Fruit Ninja.
_Cute Ninja. Never be a rude
_Ninja. We’re challenging our
_best. Bet ya didn’t know, did
_ya? We’re not done, we’re not
_giving up. Thank you all for
_sharing the love. Fight, win.
_You just gotta believe it. Try to
_do it like the Ninja Kidz..
.

EM NEWS
– Who Has Been Pooping In This Tree Hole?
– Things To Not Purchase At A Store
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso – goes undercover
– Mandel, Leno, Fox
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Analog Head-Trip
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Big EMR Genius Quiz For Geniuses
– We talk with The Colonel (from SoCal)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #575

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

I’m a master of disguise. Mystery
_in your eyes. Traveling the back-
_roads of your country. Well, you
_think you’ve got my number, and
_then again, you wonder – will you
_ever get to find the real me?
_Things are not always as they first
_may seem, it’s like living in a
_dream. So, you’d like me to re-
_veal all that I know and feel. At
_the risk of causing panic and
_destruction. Well, there’s a
_method in this madness. I don’t
_mean to cause you sadness. My
_course is strictly governed by
_instruction. I’m a master of dis-
_guise, not about to compromise
.

EM NEWS
– I Believe Whatever Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Stranger
– Unskilled Man Finds Hidden Talents
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso – wait…even the moon is fake?
– Jameson, Bardem, Wahlberg
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Analog Head-Trip
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Big EMR Moon Pies & RC Cola Quiz
– We talk with The Colonel (from SoCal)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #574

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Scarlett, girl of glamour. Scarlett
_never cries. She shakes her
_head and sighs at all life’s little
_mysteries, and where she fits in
_all of these. Her friends all ask
_her why she lets the days go by.
_They say that Scarlett should be
_sinking, but they don’t know just
_what she’s thinking. She’s got no
_money, but come tomorrow,
_what she ain’t got, you know
_she’ll borrow. Life’s a game and
_games are for playing, so listen
_now to what she’s saying. This
_is Scarlett speaking, this is my
_ambition. I wanna have fun
_while I’m still young. So you’d
_better listen. Captain Scarlett
_speaking..

EM NEWS
– This Guy Tried To Pull A “Fugitive”
– A Cheesy Argument Settled
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso – six gunning its way into your heart
– Poitier, Saget, Watts
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel (from SoCal)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #573

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

A vulture, Titanic, rubber bullet
_panic. Forced revolution, put a
_bullet in me. In my head, burn-
_ing lead. Societal damage,
_descend into madness. Bay of
_Pigs. Force fed. Gone rotten. Cir-
_hossis. Double-barrel justice.
_Blueprint for destruction. A dead
_man’s bed. Full of blind oppression
_reality. Chalk body outline – the
_sentence for your crime. Gone
_insane. Blowtorch. Militant social.
_Intangible. Killer instinct. Inbred.

 

EM NEWS
– These Words Are Dead To Us. ‘Nuff Said
– Shocking Words Echoed By Household Friend
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso – kicking off the year with a double feature
– Grohl, White, Evans
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Big EMR January Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #572 – Year End Wrap

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR BEN’S CORNER: BENI

My name is Francis Tolliver, I
_come from Liverpool. Two years
_ago, the war was waiting for me
_after school. From Belgium and
_Flanders, to Germany, to here.
_I fought for King and country that
_I love dear. ‘Twas Christmas in the
_trenches, where the frost so
_bitter hung. The frozen fields of
_France were still, no Christmas
_song was sung. We traded choco-
_lates, cigarettes and photographs
_from home. These sons and
_fathers far away from families of
_their own. ‘Twas Christmas in the
_trenches…

EM NEWS
– This segment returns next week/next year

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso – The Year In Review…In Review
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of New Year’s Tidbits
– A free-form show with lots of random chatter
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #571 – Big Christmas Show

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: COUSIN TODD
YOUR BEN’S CORNER: BENI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Back home, they’re waiting on
_snow. Hitch a sleigh, slip away,
_holiday, in a way. We all wish we
_could be there to sled down into
_town. Snowy night, meadow
_bright, candlelight, what a sight.
_Oh…what I’d give to be there.
_‘Cause carolin’ we’ll go, make it up,
_what you don’t know. It’s a bit
_surpisin’, but our harmonizin’
_always sounds good in the snow.
_Ho, ho, ho…

EM NEWS
– When I Grow Up, I Wanna Be Like Santa
– Nutty Holiday Vandals
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is taking the night off (literally)
– Starr, Michaels, Ludacris
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– Tough Christmas Trivia (from Tabitha)
– Our annual Gay German visit
– Plenty of Odd Christmas Tidbits
– The EMR Carolers sing for you
– Tons of Christmas bits and excitement
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #570

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Hey Santa Claus, you cunt, where’s
_me fucking bike? I’ve unwrapped
_all this other junk and there’s
_nothing that I like. I wrote you a
_fucking letter and I come to see
_you twice. You worn out, geri-
_atric, fart, you forgot me fucking
_bike. If I wanted a pair of bloody
_thongs, I’d have bloody asked. And
_this cowboy suit and ping pong set
_you can shove right up your arse.
_You’ve stuffed me bloody order
_up, it’s enough to make you spew.
_And I’m not the only one who’s
_snakey, me sister’s dirty too…

EM NEWS
– Moving Pictures
– Dildos. Ice Cold Dildos. Get Your Ice Cold Dildos Here
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is dancing in the streets
– Cameron, Boseman, Carpenter
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– An assortment of The Initials Game fun
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #569

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

She sent my Pops right in to town
_to pick a Douglas Fir. He bellied
_up to the bar instead and said to
_the man, “Yes, Sir!” Old Pops, he
_liked his eggnog strong; he drank
_until he heaved. Crashed his car
_into a wrong-way sign, but boy
_was he relieved. ‘Cuz there in a
_ditch, he saw lots of kitch, thrown
_out carelessly wasn’t any old tree.
_It was a pink, aluminum Christ-
_mas tree. She said, “Oh, oh, the
_humanity.” That pink, aluminum
_Christmas tree is giving me the
_blues. She said “The pink, alum-
_-inum Christmas tree, is just about
_as hideous as it can be…

EM NEWS
– Cheating To Get Over The Hump
– Now That’s A Fucking High
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso doesn’t much care for the size of its boat
– Edge, Ezrin, Lifeson
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– An assortment of The Initials Game fun
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– Plenty of Odd US Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #568

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

I’m watching Christmas on TV,
_and wishing you were here with
_me. Merry Christmas from one
_million miles away. Jimmy
_Stewart. he’s with his friends.
_The bells are ringing. It’s near
_the end. Merry Christmas from
_one millions miles away. Oh, the
_lights across the street. They
_look so warm, they look so sweet.
_Like the love you gave to me
_just yesterday. But you’re really
_not that far — in our old house,
_with his new car. So, Merry
_Christmas from one million miles
_away. Merry Christmas, baby.

EM NEWS
– Up On The House Top, Reindeer Paws…
– Better Late Than Never
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso gets caught in the shit
– Scott, Kardashian, Richards
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– The EMR Ninja Day Ninja Quiz
– Techin’ It Up The Ass (Tech Turkeys)
– Plenty of Odd US Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #567

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

I want to sit at the kid’s table
_again, to eat turkey and
_dressing, pumpkin pie with real
_whipped cream, mashed pot-
_atoes and gravy and turn my
_nose up at cranberries. Moving
_up was momentous or seemed
_so at the time. I’d watched
_when sisters & cousins no longer
_talked about toys, helped in the
_kitchen and made less noise…

EM NEWS
– Warum Bin Ech Gefahrn
– Aloha! Please Come With Us, Sir
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso doubles back again
– Beeks, Spacey, Cash
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– The Great Big EMR Top-Selling Xmas Toys Quiz
– Plenty of Odd Black Friday Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #566

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

At the bottom of my bowl, I
_saw what looked like a smile.
_So, I quickly grabbed two
_more Cheerios and made a
_happy face. Because I’m
_neither too old nor too
_responsible to stop playing
_with my food.

EM NEWS
– One of The Crawling Wonders of The World
– Beefy Villain Slides Into Freedom
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso breaks some glass
– Clooney, Rudd, Crosby
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– Jerry’s Happy Note
– 20 Questions
– Tabitha has a Fuck Off! rant
– The Great Big EMR Hot Dog Quiz
– Plenty of Odd US Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #565

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Santa stole Thanksgiving for
_Christmas. Dragged Plymouth
_Rock to the North Pole with
_his sled. Pilgrims never saw
_him coming, The Wampanoags,
_they kept drumming. That
_Thursday in November, gob-
_gobble about December.
_Santa stole Thanksgiving for
_Christmas. It was such a
_happy holiday. No more laid
_back relaxation. It’s Black
_Friday degradation…

EM NEWS
– No Elf. Denied!
– Space Shitters
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso has some time to kill
– Miller, Dong-Hyuk, Wood
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– Plenty of Odd US Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #564

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY

Pilgrim how you journey on
_the rode you chose. To find
_out why the winds die and
_where the stories go. All
_days come from one day,
_that much you must know.
_You cannot change what’s
_over, but only where you
_go. Will you find the answer
_in all you say and do?

EM NEWS
– RoboMunchies
– You Can’t Change A Bridge That Don’t Wanna Change
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso kicks some ass…for some reason
– Newman, Horton, Wray
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– Plenty of Odd US Tidbits
– Jerry’s Happy Note
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #563 – The Halloween Show

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

YOUR BEN’S CORNER: BENI

By horse, by rail, by land, by
_sea, our journey starts. Two
_men incensed by one man’s
_journey from the past. In
_Iceland where the mount-
_ain stood with pride, they
_set off with their guide to
_reach the mountainside.
_Roped as one for safety
_through the long descent,
_into the crater of volcanic
_rock they went. Look up
_from our telescopic lens. One
_atar for us to share, we con-
_tinue on our prayer.

EM NEWS
– Wacky Warlock Won’t Stop
– Salty Souls
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is out of its mind
– Brinkley, Allman, Duran
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– The Colonel has a Fuck Off! rant
– Jerry’s Halloween Quiz
– Plenty of Odd Halloween Tidbits
– Jerry’s Happy Note
– Tommy & Paulie’s Vacation Picture Cavalcade (view all pics in order on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #562 – Live From Hollywood

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL REGULAR: THE COLONEL
YOUR SCRIPT SUPERVISOR: ARTHUR

Now, if there’s a smile on my
_face, it’s only there trying
_to fool the public. But when
_it comes down to fooling you,
_now, honey, that’s quite a
_different subject. But don’t
_let my glad expression give
_you the wrong impression.
_Really I’m sad. Oh, I’m sadder
_than sad. You’re gone and I’m
_hurting so bad. Like a clown,
_I appear to be glad. Sad, sad,
_sad, sad. Now, there are some
_sad things known to man. But
_ain’t too much sadder than the
_tears of a clown when there’s
_no one around.

EM NEWS
– None this week

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso takes a shower
– Edison, Floyd, Dornacker
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
– We talk to The Colonel Live in studio
– We chat with friend and script supervisor Arthur
– The Great Big EMR Screenwriter’s Quiz
– Plenty of Odd LA Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #561 – Live From Hollywood

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL REGULAR: THE COLONEL=

Wish I had known ya when
_you were a little younger.
_‘Round me, you might have
_learned a thing or two. If I
_had known you longer, you
_might be a little stronger.
_Maybe you’d shoot straighter
_than you do.  Maybe you’d
_shoot straighter than you do.

EM NEWS
– Welcome To The Shit Lab — We’ve Got Fun & Games
– Nice Offer, Man
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso sadly vanished in error
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel LIVE in studio
– The Great EMR Los Angeles History Quiz
– Plenty of Odd LA Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #560

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

And if it’s bad, don’t let it get
_you down, you can take it.
_And if it hurts, don’t let them
_see you cry, you can make it.
_Hold your head up, woman.
_Hold your head up, woman.
_Hold your head up, woman.
_Hold your head high. And if
_they stare, just let them burn
_their eyes on your moving.
_And if they shout, don’t let it
_change a thing that you’re
_doing. Hold your head up,
_woman. Hold your head up,
_woman. Hold your head high.

EM NEWS
– Spooky Search Party Surprise
– Squirrels Are Nuts
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso knows the importance of fame
– Curtis, Biel, Chevron
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– Ridiculous Fake Album Covers
– Plenty of Odd US Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #559

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN:THE COLONEL
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY

You want to laugh, but you can’t
_forget about the ones who sleep
_underneath. You want to cry,
_but you can’t get started now —
_you want to sleep underneath.
_Did I do something wrong? Did
_we? You moved away and holed
_up underground, buried in the
_snow with the sheep. Can you
_out and play or talk with me? Or
_walk or sit or breathe? Did I do
_something wrong? I’m sorry I
_didn’t spell it out…

EM NEWS
– People Just Seem To Be Going Ape For Oral
– The Italian Job Was Exhausting
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso goes deep
– Larroquette, Rauch, Kelly
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– Two rounds of one on one The Initials Game
– Jerry’s Happy Note
– Plenty of Odd US Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #558

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: 6/8 NATE

You could be my Silver Spring,
_blue-green colors flashin’. I
_would be your only dream – your
_shiny autumn ocean crashin’.
_Don’t say that she’s pretty. And
_did you say that she loves you?
_Baby, I don’t want to know. So,
_I’ll begin not to love you. Turn
_around, you’ll see me runnin’.
_I’ll say I loved you years ago and
_tell myself you never loved me.
_No. Don’t say that she’s pretty.
_And did you say that she loves you?

EM NEWS
– This House Is For Fat Wallets, Not Fat Fucks
– The Pizza Roll Pooper
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso, I’m CEO, bitch!
– Craig, Collins, Hanks
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– More Cognitive Biases
– Jerry’s Happy Note
– Plenty of Odd US Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!>

eMpTy Minds Radio #557

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
YOUR BEN’S CORNER: BENI

Ain’t found a way to kill me yet.
_My eyes burn with stinging
_sweat. Seems every path leads
_me to nowhere. Wife and kids,
_household pet. Seems army
_green was no safe bet. The
_bullets scream to me from some-
_where. Here, they come to snuff
_the rooster, ah yeah. Yeah, here
_come the rooster. You know he
_ain’t gonna die…

EM NEWS
– Cow Pee Pee
– Don’t Worry Jesus Has The Painting
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso RULEZ!!
– MacDonald, Christie, Mack
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– Demotivational Posters (pics on our FB pages)
– The Super Summer Saucin’ Smackdown – The Finale
– Jerry’s Happy Note
– Plenty of Odd US Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!>

eMpTy Minds Radio #556

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: 6/8 NATE

I remember it as plain as day, 
_although it happened in the
_dark of the night. I was strolling
_through the streets of Paris and
_it was cold; it was starting to rain.
_And then I heard a piercing
_scream and I rushed to the scene
_of the crime. But all I found was
_the butchered remains of two
_girls lay side by side. Murders in
_the rue morgue, someone call the
_gendarmes. Murders in the rue
_morgue, vite before the killers go
_free. Murders in the rue morgue.
_Murders in the rue morgue

EM NEWS
– The Root of Heron Is Hero
– Put Your Banana In The Hole
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is coming for you
– Williams, Malone, Sanchez
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– The EMR 60s Action Figures Quiz
– The Super Summer Saucin’ Smackdown – Semi-Finals Week 2
– Analog Head-Trip
– Plenty of Odd US Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!>

eMpTy Minds Radio #555

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR BEN’S CORNER: BEN

After working all day, I head to
_the bar. My friends are all there,
_and oh how witty they are. We
_talk of the events of the day,
_until we invariably say — “How
_dare you treat us this way!” This
_is the worst beer that I’ve ever
_had. The worst beer that I’ve
_ever had. It’s so abominably bad,
_it would make a gay man sad. It’s
_the worst beer that I’ve ever had.
_The worst beer that I’ve ever had.
_By the holy dad, are you congen-
_itally mad? This is the worst beer
_that I’ve ever had…

EM NEWS
– Childhood Dreams Dashed During Tasteless Interview
– Holy Cheeseballs & Beefcakes, You Can’t Make This Shit Up!
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is semi-automatic
– Leno, Campbell, Starr
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– Fucked Up Books We Wish Were Real (pics on our FB pages)
– The Super Summer Saucin’ Smackdown – Week 11
– Plenty of Odd US Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!>

eMpTy Minds Radio #554

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

You can’t touch this. You can’t
_touch this. My, my, my…you
_can’t touch this. Music hits me
_so hard, makes me say ‘oh my
_lord!’ Thank you for blessing me
_with a mind to rhyme and two
_hyped feet. It feels good when
_you know you’re down. A super
_dope homeboy from the Oak-
_town. And I’m known as such,
_and this is a beat, uh, you can’t
_touch. I told you homeboy, you
_can’t touch this…

EM NEWS
– The Thrill of A Lifetime
– The Best Intentions, The Worst Outcomes
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is all about comparison
– Gorman, Everly, Watts
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– The Stupid Tough EMR TV Show Quiz
– Analog Head-Trip
– Plenty of US Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!>

eMpTy Minds Radio #553

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Hangman, hangman, hold it a
_little while. Think I see my
_friends coming, riding a many
_mile. Friends did you get some
_silver? Did you get a little gold?
_What did you bring me, my dear
_friends, to keep me from the
_gallow’s pole? What did you bring
_me to keep me from the gallow’s
_pole?

EM NEWS
– Some of These Fucking Americans
– The World’s Most Illegible Hold-Up Man
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is all by the numbers
– Craig, Ramsay, Streisand
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– Plenty of US Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!>