Good evening, friends of the EMR. This is your host to welcome you through the squeaking door. Been shopping around for a nice case of truth? Of course you have. And you’ve come to the right place, because the characters on this program simply tell it like it is to keep you amused. Why, only the other day we were accused of making an assault on stupidity our business. But we wouldn’t do that, friends. Oh, no. Because that would be mixing business with pleasure. And we consider it a pleasure to give some idiot the business! This is episode three-hundred-thirty. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOM & JERRY
YOUR GNUs MAN: GARRY
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE
“Captain, we’re in trouble. A
_huge storm has suddenly
_broken out straight ahead
_of us! Ahhh…it’s a siren,
_hey Captaaain! Don’t be
_afraid of some siren. You’re
_pathetic. If that’s the sea-
_witch, then I’m the great
_beauty of the sea! You
_shouldn’t make fun of Lady
_Thetis, Goddess of The Sea,
_who is said to be as beautiful
_as Venus, Goddess of Beauty.
_Ya sure you don’t mean as
_ferocious as Pallas Athene,
_Goddess of War. You say
_something, Zimmer? Eek!
_Let’s go, you scurvy dogs,
_don’t be afraid! Alright,
_we’re going! Now – row,
_row. Now – row, row. There!“
EM NEWS
– The Cool Parents
– Violator Violates Again
– Dipshits: The Bounty Hunters
– Take that, Cookie Fucker!
– And a whole lot more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Orange Is The New Hack
– Disney’s Last Words
– The Mentaltainment Ticker
– Birthdays, What We
_Watched + tons more
ETCETERA
– Cinema PaulieDiso sans swords
– An all new Analog Head Trip
– Tom brings us a Fuck Off! Rant
– Cinco De Mayo memes (on our FB page)
– Extended “A Last Hurrah” materials
– So much more, your head will spin!
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