It is of an afternoon day in December that I am sitting in Sindy’s, enjoying myself with an eggnog stout pancake short stack. Sindy is a partial ex-hooker turned greasy spoon restaurateur. I was promptly joined by a citizen named Joe the Dipshit. Now, why he is called that is — he is very fond of dipshittery…of all shapes and sizes. No dipshit move too large. No dipshit move too small. So, when I see him, I push back my plate, because Joe is liable to sprinkle some fecal matter onto my cakes. It’s just what he does. This is EMR episode four-fourteen and it has absolutely nothing to do with the crappy story you just read. It’s the Big Christmas Show. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOM & PAULIE
YOUR GNUs MAN: GARRY
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: CLAMBOY
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: COUSIN TODD
“I’ll be home for Christmas. You
_can plan on me. Please have
_snow and mistletoe and presents
_on the tree. Christmas Eve will
_will find me where the love light
_gleams. I’ll be home for Christ-
_mas, if only in my dreams. I’ll be
_home for Christmas. You can plan
_on me. Please have snow and
_mistletoe and presents on the
_tree. Christmas Eve will find me
_where the love light gleams. I’ll
_be home for Christmas, if only
_in my dreams.“
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