Now there’s a fine start for a cozy dinner in Lafayette. It could only happen to Candy Matson, San-Francisco’s well known private investigator. Whether she’s at home in her penthouse on Telegraph Hill, or at the races in Albany, it makes no difference. Trouble always seems to pop up its dangerous head. And this was no exception. A quiet afternoon, watching the wrong horses finish in the right positions, then driving along a road on top of Berkeley’s skyline–and out of the dusk, a man’s cry for help. That cry led to a maze of events that would have done justice to an Alfred Hitchcock movie. Want to hear what developed after the man called for help? If you answered yes, sadly, you will have to get that information elsewhere. This here is EMR. The All Out Assault On Stupidity & Bullshit. Number 291. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOM & MYRON
YOUR GNUs MAN: GARRY
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR CINEMTATIC TITANIC: PAULIE
“I believe, I believe everyday’s
_a good day when you paint.
_I believe, I believe it’ll bring
_a lot of good thoughts to your
_heart. Let’s build a happy
_little cloud, let’s build some
_happy little trees. There
_are no limits here. You start
_off by believing here.“
EM NEWS
– Dogs Drive Into Walmart
– Ox Tipping
– Burglar Dies After Being Caught On Tape
– Super Limited Hero Saves Day
– Gun Hero Saves Universe From Liberal Snapchat Obama
– Idiot Assholes Video’d A Beating
– And a whole lot more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Tomlin To Receive Big Prize
– LA Pilot Production Blues
– Cinema PaulieDiso…and friends
– Buscemi, Douglas, Malek, Osbourne
– The Mentaltainment Ticker
– Birthdays, What We Watched + tons more
ETCETERA
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– A round of the Name That Sound Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!
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