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YOUR HOSTS: TOM & GARRY
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE
“We want to multiply. Are you
_gonna do it? I know you’re
_qualified. Are you gonna do it?
_Don’t be so circumscribed. Are
_you gonna do it? Just get your-
_self untied. Are you gonna do
_it? Feel the heat, pushing you
_to decide. Feel the heat,
_burning you up, ready or not.
_Some like it hot and some
_sweat when the heat is on.
_Some feel the heat and decide
_that they can’t go on. Some
_like it hot, but you can’t tell
_how hot till you try. Some like
_it hot, so let’s turn up the heat
_’til we fry. The girl is at your
_side. Are you gonna do it? She
_wants to be your bride. Are
_you gonna do it? She wants to
_multiply. Are you gonna do it?
_I know you won’t be satisfied,
_until you do it.“
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