Each Monday, Wednesday and Friday, Campbell’s Tomato Juice brings you a brand new radio program developed from the most popular feature of your favorite magazines — the short short story. Each one complete in itself; modern, dramatic, and entertaining. A thrilling , different story each Monday, Wednesday and Friday, brought to you at this time by Campbell’s Tomato Juice. Today’s story, “Good Salesman,” is complete bullshit! Everybody knows there isn’t a good salesman. Fuck that tomato soup jazz and listen, instead, to something god damned good. This is EMR episode #440. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EMR GIRL: TABI
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: JOSHERS
“Chewing out a rhythm on my
_bubble gum, the sun is out and
_I want some. It’s not hard, not
_far to reach, we can hitch a
_ride to Rockaway Beach. Up on
_the roof, out on the street,
_down in the playground; the
_hot concrete, bus ride is too
_slow, they blast out the disco
_on the radio. Rock, rock, Rock-
_away Beach. Rock, rock, Rock-
_away Beach. Rock, rock, Rock-
_away Beach. We can hitch a
_ride to Rockaway Beach. It’s
_not hard, not far to reach, we
_can hitch a ride to Rockaway
_Beach. Chewing out a rhythm
_on my bubblegum, the sun is
_out and I want some. It’s not
_hard, not far to reach, we can
_hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach.“
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