On 9/22/23 We will bring you an all new Episode of EMR. Tonight, we have for you a special treat. Long time listeners have probably heard it before. Newbies, have most likely not. This was our grandest attempt to date at an in-house comedy piece, and we are quite proud of it. We ask of you a favor before listening to this 25 minute extravaganza. This favor will take approximately 2 hours of your time. We strongly suggest that you watch 1990’s “Total Recall” starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, especially if you have never seen it. NOTE – The 2012 re-make will NOT cut it for these or any other purposes. We present to you “Total Retard.” This is the first time this parody has been posted independent of our 500th episode, in which it premiered back in August of 2020. Enjoy!!
CONCEIVED BY: TOMMY
WRITTEN BY: TOMMY & PAULIE
SOUND EDITING & DESIGN: PAULIE
VOICES:
TOMMY as DORK, OLD GAY FRANK
PAULIE as NARRATOR, J. BUTTFUCK
JERRY as EMR AD-MAN, SUITCASE
TABITHA as WHOREY
BENJAMMIN’ as RIPPER
THE COLONEL as COPENHAGEN
CLAMBOY as CLAMMYCAB, SQUATTO
6/8 NATE as BLARNEY, MARS TSA AGENT
MARTHA as DR. DULL, MAGINA
JASON as MARS STATION VOICE
WRITTEN BY: TOMMY & PAULIE
SOUND EDITING & DESIGN: PAULIE
VOICES:
TOMMY as DORK, OLD GAY FRANK
PAULIE as NARRATOR, J. BUTTFUCK
JERRY as EMR AD-MAN, SUITCASE
TABITHA as WHOREY
BENJAMMIN’ as RIPPER
THE COLONEL as COPENHAGEN
CLAMBOY as CLAMMYCAB, SQUATTO
6/8 NATE as BLARNEY, MARS TSA AGENT
MARTHA as DR. DULL, MAGINA
JASON as MARS STATION VOICE
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