eMpTy Minds Radio #378 (04-06-2018)

The funny thing about the whole incident was the fact that we had never intended to land on Planet Nine. We circled it and decided it was strictly a low-grade affair. It wouldn’t amount to anything for a billion years or so. As Commander of the Galactic Survey Team, I couldn’t waste my time on it. Then my Exec saw this junkyard through the telescope. We landed. Took a look at a load of alien machine parts discarded by some other space ship and then prepared to take off for Earth. It had all been a waste of time. God Damnit! At least the unfiltered, smooth sounds of EMR were starting to come through the ships Cloudphonic Sound System. It was episode 378. Joy!


Here in my car, I feel safest of
_all. I can lock all my doors. It’s
_the only way to live. In cars.
_Here in my car, I can only re-
_ceive. I can listen to you. It
_keeps me stable for days. In
_cars. Here in my car, where
_the image breaks down. Will
_you visit me please, if I open
_my door? In cars. Here in my 
_car, I know I’ve started to
_think about leaving tonight.
_Although nothing seems right.
_In cars. In cars, in cars, in cars.
_In my car, in my car, in my car,
_in my car. In cars, in cars. In 
_my car, in my car, in my car, in
_my car. I’ve been sittin’, I’ve 
_been sittin’, I’ve been sittin’,
_I’ve been sittin’. In cars, in

– Secretly Making Kids
– Guard Your Romance
– What’s The Dilly, Yo?
– Happ En Stance
– And a whole lot more

– Minor Celebrities, Major Sex

– Boll-Shit Lawsuit!
– Bochco, Troyer, Corman
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays, What We 
Watched + tons more

– Cinema PaulieDiso mainlines it
– Too Close For Comfort (that EMR photo game)
– So much more, your head will spin!