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YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & TABI
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE
YOUR HAPPY PHONE-IN: JERRY
YOUR EM CALL IN: COL. NYLEN
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: BEN
“Tell me, Doctor, where are we
_going this time? Is this the 50s
_or 1999? All I wanted to do was
_play my guitar and sing. So, take
_me away, I don’t mind. But you
_better promise me I’ll be back
_in time. Gotta get back in time.
_Don’t bet your future on one
_roll of the dice. Better re-
_member, lightning never strikes
_twice. Please don’t drive 88,
_don’t wanna be late again. So,
_take me away, I don’t mind.
_But you better promise me I’ll
_be back in time. Gotta get back
– Garage Shitter!
– The Scratch Mark Left Across The Surface of Your Mind
– And a whole lot more
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– A Universal Disagreement
– Cinema PaulieDiso goes pimpin’
– Lohan, Khan, Cervone
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more
– An all new Top Ten List
– They Were In This Band Game
– Jerry’s Happy Note X2
– Comedy Spotlight — Ben
– Colonel Nylen calls in from his Yucca Bunker with an update
– Plenty of great odd tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!
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