eMpTy Minds Radio #481 (04-03-2020)

Chop. Chop Chop. Saw. Saw. Saw. Oh…hi there, friends, it’s the old wood-worker himself, Mort Lawry. I was just humming a sweet tune as I stain this redwood deck. Say, are you looking for the perfect instrument to get all of those planks smooth as silk? Look no further than the Sorby Planer. This bitch is about 130 years old and it will get the job done. No outlet? No fucking problem, baby…Sorby has you covered. Pick your Sorby Planer up today!  Now, time to listen to our pals over at EMR. I believe this is episode #481. Enjoy! Chop. Chop. Chop. Saw. Saw. Saw. Dooty-dooty-doo…

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & TABI
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE
YOUR EM CALL IN: COL. NYLEN
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: BEN

Sugartown has turned so sour.
_It’s people angry in their sleep.
_There’s more small town para-
_noia sweeping down its evil
_sheets. You better give me a 

_chance, I’ll cut you down with

_a glance. Yeah, with my small
_axe, so help me. And tho I’m
_only one. And tho weak, I’m
_strong. And if it comes to the
_crunch, then I’m the wood-
_cutter’s son.

EM NEWS
– The Old Squash & Capture Trick
– In The Name of The Father, The Son & The Fluffy Bunny Ears
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– He’ll Save Every One of Us…But Not Financially
– Cinema PaulieDiso is on the lam
– Stern, Somers, O’Neal
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– The Initials Game
– Special Call-In – An LA Update from Colonel Nylen
– Plenty of great odd tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

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