You are in for a treat tonight, kids. It’s not a new show, but yet it is a new show. This is EMR presents a best of show. Several segments of EMR from years gone by strung together with a narrative. We hope you love the shit out of episode 346, the best of. We did. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOM & MYRON
TONS OF OTHERS: GARRY, JERRY,
PAULIE, ALEX, JAVI, ALLIE
“Uh…my name is Hope, yo.
_I was blessed with the body
_of the goddesses. Have you
_any idea how hard this is?
_I could flex in 25 positions,
_but I only work here to pay
_my tuition. Yo, tantalizing
_teaser, table-top pleaser,
_give me what I need – a
_Mastercard, a Visa. Lap
_dance fantasy, picture us
_on an all white canopy. Wyclef
_extended his hand to me. Like
_Billy Dee said – he’s feeling me.
_Take me away from here so far,
_where they ride horses, no cars.
_No more stripping in bars. You
_and me ‘Clef, against the odds.“
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