Each Monday, Wednesday and Friday, Campbell’s Tomato Juice brings you Campbell’s Short Short Story, complete in each broadcast. Today’s “Success Story” stars Betty Garde as Bernice Morgan. Oh yeah…the great fucking Betty Garde. Whoever the hell that is. This isn’t tomato juice, friends and it sure as hell ain’t a success story. It’s eMpTy Minds Fucking Radio! That’s what it is. This is episode 347. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOM & JERRY
YOUR GNUs MAN: GARRY
“Give me coffee, king-sized
_cup. Come on kitty cat, fill
_‘er up. What’s your name, li’l
_buttercup? That’s for me to
_know and you to make up.
_Love casinos, Indian
_reservations. But, baby, if
_you love me take me to the
_gas station. Gas station. Look
_at you smokin’ in them neon
_lights. Under the thunder, yo,
_you look so nice. Made me
_wonder how you spend them
_nights. Me, I spend them
_looking for men I might like.
_Like you. Like you. Like you.“
EM NEWS
– The Shark That Failed Us
– Racist Asshole Sees Invisible No Go Zones
– Beastiality And The Alligator Who Could
– Professor Shoot ‘Em Up
– And a whole lot more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Sorry…She’s Not Sorry
– Orange Rain, Orange Rain
– Cabbagepatch, Hooper, Lovato
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays, What We Watched + tons more
ETCETERA
– Jerry’s Bizarre World of Wedding Customs
– So much more, your head will spin!
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