It was a little after seven o’clock in the evening. A family and friends were scattered through the rather austere house. And Mr. Sloane was even more than usually indifferent to their comfort and his responsibility as host. He walked into the next room, flipped on EMR. It was episode three-thirty-five. He lowered the three appropriate fingers, leaving only the bird standing. He waved his bird toward his guests in the other room. “Fuck ’em,” he thought. He smiled. You will too. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOM & GARRY
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
“I get knocked down, but I
_get up again, you are never
_gonna keep me down. He
_drinks a whiskey drink, he
_drinks a vodka drink, he
_drinks a lager drink, he
_drinks a cider drink. He
_sings the songs that remind
_him of the good times. He
_sings the songs that remind
_him of the better times. Oh
_Danny Boy.“
EM NEWS
– Anti-Bald Violence
– Principal Shithead’s School
_of Tears
– Dine N’ Drown
– Cell Dissolution
– And a whole lot more
MENTALTAINMENT
– The Debacle of Quixote
– Hey, Hoser…We’re Back!
– Sallis, Smith, Dyson
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays, What We Watched +
_tons more
ETCETERA
– Confucius Say, scattered throughout the show
– A new Analog Head-Trip
– So much more, your head will spin!
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