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YOUR HOSTS: TOM & MYRON
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE
“My zippers bust, my buckles
_break. I’m too much man for
_you to take. The pavement
_cracks when I fall down. I’ve
_got more chins than China-
_town. Well I’ve never used a
_phone booth and I’ve never
_seen my toes. When I’m goin’
_to the movies, I take up seven
_rows. Because I’m fat, I’m fat,
_come on. You know I’m fat, I’m
_fat, you know it. You know I’m
_fat, I’m fat, come on..you know.
_Don’t you call me pudgy, portly
_or stout, just now tell me once
_again…who’s fat?“
EM NEWS
– Legal Tits
– Dead Man Pays For Lunch
– I Hope That Someone Gets My. I Hope That Someone Gets My…
– I Never Get To Keep No Monkey
– And a whole lot more
MENTALTAINMENT
– The Bunny Ranch Gets Protection
– Can You Say Special? I Knew You Could
– McDormand, Ufland, Cavill
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays, What We Watched + tons more
ETCETERA
– Cinema PaulieDiso takes on the big three
– A Jerry’s Happy Note
– A tasty round of Shit or No Shit?
– So much more, your head will spin!
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