My name’s Pete Kelly. I play cornet. You’ll find us at 417 Cherry Street, Kansas City, it’s a standard speakeasy. Before prohibition the building housed a cleaning and dying plant. It hasn’t changed much. The vats came in handy. Its still tough to get a clear gin but a lady likes the idea of a drink to match the color of her dress. The lease is owned by George Lupo. He’s a flat, friendly little guy who wouldn’t harm a fly. There’s no money in harming flies. We start every night about ten and play til the customers get that first frightening look at each other in the early light. Lupo’s working on a scheme to push the dawn back for at least one more hour. I don’t think he’ll make it, but I wouldn’t want to risk a buck against him. You see, he’s an EMR listener. An informed fella. One of the good guys. One night he got me listening. Maybe you should too. This here is three-fifty-six, as good a place to start as any. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOM & GARRY
YOUR HAPPINESS GURU: JERRY
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE
“Miniature golf and Hondas in
_the hills. When we rode the
_horse, we got some thrills.
_Every now and then, we hear
_our song. We’ve been having
_fun all summer long. T-shirts,
_cut-offs and a pair of thongs.
_We’ve been having fun all
_summer long. Miniature golf
_and Hondas in the hills. We’ve
_been having fun all summer
_long. Won’t be long ’till
_summertime is through. Not
_for us now. Every now and
_then we hear our song. We’ve
_been having fun all summer
_long.“
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