eMpTy Minds Radio #411 (11-30-2018)

And now, let’s see what’s going on down in Pine Ridge. Well, Town Marshal Uncle Henry Lunsford’s oak poisoning is considerably improved by now, but not his disposition. He’s back on the job as Mary’s probation officer zealously trying to get something on Mary that will warrant sending her back to the reformatory. As we look in on the little community today we find Lum ‘n’ Abner in their Jot-Em-Down Store and Library. Lum is answering the telephone: “Do you have Prince Albert In A Can? You’d better let him out!” Bwahaha that old timey fucking humor. Way to go, Lum! This is EMR episode four-hundred-eleven. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOM & PAULIE
YOUR GNUs MAN: GARRY

Now, she’s fast, she’s bad and 
_she’s Italian. She makes 100
_miles per hour, oh yeah! As
_we cross the city lights, she
_takes me higher. She’s the hott-

_est one I’ve ever had — she’s
_just like fire. She rocks around
_the clock. Her motor never stops

_until the sun comes up, yeah. Her
_engine cries all night with passion
_and desire. So, you turn her on 
_and refuel her with fire. She’s got
_me in a trance, and I’m just getting
_higher.

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