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eMpTy Minds Radio #679

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR LATE, TIPSY ARRIVAL: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Um, have you ever seen a
_film? I know I have. I know I
_have. There are a couple
_things to keep in mind. If you
_are watching (a couple of

_
things). On occasion there’ll
_be plot points. On occasion
_there’ll be art. On occasion
_there’ll be long pretentious
_things
..

EM NEWS
– Face Full of No Good
– Thievery, Scottish…err, Texas Style
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — No! No! No!
– Kimmel, Eilish, Weinstein
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location)
– Tommy’s South Padre Picture Cavalcade (pics on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio – Hollywood Replay #2 (02-16-2024)

Tommy is out of town Fridays 2/9 & 2/16, so we are offering you up something you might have missed. This episode originally aired in October 2021, live from Hollywood, technically Pirate Studios in Silverlake, but you get the point. Enjoy!

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: THE COLONEL
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: SCRIPT
____________SUPERVISOR ARTHUR

Thank God the Tiki bar is open.
_Thank God the Tiki torch still
_shines. Thank God the Tiki bar
_is open. Come on in and open
_up your mind. Well I know a

_
drink ain’t no solution. I ain’t
_had one in 17 years. But if
_that Tiki bar was closed tonight,
_well, I might just disappear.

EVERYTHING
– Cinema PaulieDiso takes us on an old,
_new journey
– The Great Big EMR Screenwriter’s Quiz
– We talk with The Colonel
– We meet and chat with Special Guest
_Arthur, a script supervisor
– A cadre of Odd LA Tidbits
– Mentaltainment & all of the rest that is EMR

eMpTy Minds Radio – Hollywood Replay #1 (02-09-2024)

Tommy is out of town Fridays 2/9 & 2/16, so we are offering you up something you might have missed. This episode originally aired in October 2021, live from Hollywood, technically Pirate Studios in Silverlake, but you get the point. Enjoy!

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: THE COLONEL

All the birds sing words &
_the flowers croon in the Tiki,
_Tiki, Tiki Room. Welcome to
_tropical hideaway, you lucky
_people, you. If we weren’t in

_
the show starting right away,
_we’d be in the audience too.
_In the Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Room.
_In the Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room.

EVERYTHING
– The standard onslaught of
_weirdos, assholes and losers in EM News
– The Great EMR Los Angeles History Quiz
– An all new Top Ten List
– We talk with The Colonel live in the studio
– A cadre of Odd LA Tidbits
– Mentaltainment & all of the rest that is EMR

 

eMpTy Minds Radio #678

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

We’ve been on the road for
_quite some time. It gets a
_little screwy on the road, in
_the back of that big tour bus.
_Last night, we were in Baker,

_
California, staying at the Bun
_Boy Motel. I’ll tell you – you
_haven’t lived ’til you’ve had
_a Bun Boy Big Burger

EM NEWS
– What’s Up, Babycakes?
– Idiots Strike Again!
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — there’s action in Li’l Tokyo
– Shatner, Baldwin, Defoe
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location)
– The Fuckin’ Las Vegas Quiz
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #677

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Bum, bum, bum, bum, Esso
_Blue Parafin.  They asked me
_how I knew it was Esso Blue.
_I, of course, replied with the
_lower grades one buys, smoke

_
gets in your eyes. Smoke gets
_in your eyes. Bum, bum, bum,
_bum, Esso Blue…

EM NEWS
– A Dip In The Cee-Ment Pond
– This Dunkin’ Is Really Shitty
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — a triple play
– Jewison, Green, Kimmel
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location)
– Marvel Stars Movie Poster Mashups (pics on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #676

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

…Did you meet your fortune
_teller? Get it off with no pro-
_peller. Do it up, it’s on with
_Stella. What a way to finally
_smell her. Pick it up, but not

_
too strong for you. Take a piece
_and pass it on.  Fly away on my
_zephyr. I feel it more than ever.
_And in this perfect weather,
_we’ll find a place together. Fly
_on, my wind…

EM NEWS
– Bombel Bath
– Beep Beep Barbie
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — how much can one take?
– John, Shore, Simmons
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location)
– Analog Head-Trip
– The Great Popcorn Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #675

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

When Leonard finally came to
_California, he was 21 years old
_as I recall. He loved to write a
_song and pick on the guitar, and
_he came to hang a gold one on

_
the wall. The town in which he
_lived is not important, but you’ll
_know which town I mean by the
_time I’m through. He soon be-
_came a famous entertainer. But
_Leonard was a name he never
_used…

EM NEWS
– Liquid Gold
– Feed Me, Please
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — the belated 2023 year-end review
– Soul, Seacrest, Meyer
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location)
– Even More Fucked Up Kid’s Books (pics on our FB pages, account not necessary)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #674

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Malibu gas station, pumps up the
_nation. A tough cross to bear.
_Oops…no underwear. Come on
_do it. You gotta use it. That a
_girl. Don’t you blow it. Come on

_
move me. Turn me on now. It’ll
_make you feel so good, yeah.
_Everybody down, everybody
_dark, crawling on the ground…

EM NEWS
– Liquid Gold
– Feed Me, Please
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — the belated 2023 year-end review
– Soul, Seacrest, Meyer
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location)
– Even More Fucked Up Kid’s Books (pics on our FB pages, account not necessary)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #673 – Year End Wrap

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

When the bells all ring and the
_horns all blow, and the couples
_we know are fondly kissing,
_will I be with you or will I be
_among the missing?  Maybe

_
it’s much too early in the game.
_Ah, but I thought I’d ask you
_just the same. What are you
_doing New Years, New Year’s
_Eve?

EM NEWS
– French Cheese-Heads
– The Blazing Duo
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — sadly, not tonight
– Sun-kyun, Kimmel, Duhamel
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location)
– The Wackiest Amazon Reviews
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio (EMR) #672 – The Big Christmas Show

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: COUSIN TODD
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: CLAMBOY

…Needed some time to think
_it out. 7-Eleven parking lot, a
_toothless woman turned and
_stopped. Gave her a dime
_and a Chesterfield.  She

_
leaned down and kissed my
_cheek. I was scared, but it
_felt sweet.  Felt so sweet.
..

EM NEWS
– Dancing On Thin Ice
– We’re Clear!
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — a co-review w/ Clamboy
– Ladd, Hunt, Karloff
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location) w/ live Violin music
– The Big EMR “A Christmas Story” Quiz
– Kazoo-backed Christmas carols
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– So much more, your head will spin!