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eMpTy Minds Radio #660

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY

“Mirror, mirror, just watchin’
_with your eye of glass.
_You’re just a fortune wheel
_with something that I wanna
_ask. Mirror, mirror, got my
_fate lyin’ in your hands.
_You’re the fool, you’re the
_juggler, hangman and lover.
_You’re like no other…“

EM NEWS
– Bears With Bad Taste
– What Are You Doing In My Swamp?
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — shortcut to the top
– Willis, Shepherd, McDowell
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– Jerry’s SeaTac Picture Cavalcade (pics on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

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eMpTy Minds Radio #659

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

“I like big afros and I cannot
_lie. You other hair-dressers
_can’t deny. When a girl
_walks in with an itty-bitty
_face and a round thing in
_your face, you get sprung,
_‘cuz that afro is so big. Look
_at the hair she’s wearing.
_You’re hooked and you can’t
_stop staring. Oh, Baby, I
_wanna get with your hair…“

EM NEWS
– The Cow Says Stop Tugging My Tits
– Variety Is The Spice of Life
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — auntie goes bye-bye
– Brand, Trahan, Slick
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– Tommy’s Kansas City Picture Cavalcade (pics on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

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eMpTy Minds Radio – SPECIAL Presentation “Total Retard”

On 9/22/23 We will bring you an all new Episode of EMR. Tonight, we have for you a special treat. Long time listeners have probably heard it before. Newbies, have most likely not. This was our grandest attempt to date at an in-house comedy piece, and we are quite proud of it.  We ask of you a favor before listening to this 25 minute extravaganza. This favor will take approximately 2 hours of your time. We strongly suggest that you watch 1990’s “Total Recall” starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, especially if you have never seen it.  NOTE – The 2012 re-make will NOT cut it for these or any other purposes. We present to you “Total Retard.” This is the first time this parody has been posted independent of our 500th episode, in which it premiered back in August of 2020. Enjoy!!
CONCEIVED BY: TOMMY
WRITTEN BY: TOMMY & PAULIE
SOUND EDITING & DESIGN: PAULIE
VOICES:
TOMMY as DORK, OLD GAY FRANK
PAULIE as NARRATOR, J. BUTTFUCK
JERRY as EMR AD-MAN, SUITCASE
TABITHA as WHOREY
BENJAMMIN’ as RIPPER
THE COLONEL as COPENHAGEN
CLAMBOY as CLAMMYCAB, SQUATTO
6/8 NATE as BLARNEY, MARS TSA AGENT
MARTHA as DR. DULL, MAGINA
JASON as MARS STATION VOICE

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eMpTy Minds Radio #658

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

“If I leave here tomorrow,
_would you still remember
_me? Because I must be
_traveling on now. ‘Cause
_there are too many places
_I’ve got to see. But if I
_stay here with you, girl,
_things just couldn’t be the
_same. ‘Cause I’m as free as
_a bird now. And this bird
_you cannot change. And
_the bird you cannot
_change…“

EM NEWS
– Savasa-huh?
– Treading Water Year After Year
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — anti-union
– Svengoolie, Richards, Jagger
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– Analog Head-Trip
– The What The Chekov Do You Know? Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

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eMpTy Minds Radio #657

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

“Fear fun. Fear love. Fresh
_out of fucks forever. Ice
_cream. Ice Queen. I dream
_in jeans and leather. Live
_stream. I’m sweet for you.
_Oh God, miss you on my
_lips. It’s me your little
_Venice bitch. On the stoop
_with the neighborhood kids.
_Callin’ out bang, bang, kiss
_kiss…“

EM NEWS
– Splat, Motherfucker!
– This Bike Ride Is Tits!
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — not the best Friday ever
– Barker, Newton, Harry
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– Jerry has a Fuck Off! rant
– More Fucked Up Children’s Books
– So much more, your head will spin!

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eMpTy Minds Radio #656

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: JEFF THE COP

“All good things that you said
_repeat in my head like
_cassette tapes. Wish I could
_rewind all the good times.
_Damn, it hurts so bad I’m
_not breathin’. You got the
_air that you needed. One
_mistake, but one was just
_too many, yeah. What the
_hell was I supposed to do?
_I’m used to acting like a fool.
_All the good things that you
_said repeat in my head like
_cassette tapes…“

EM NEWS
– A Transfer of Power
– Fuck Goldilocks!
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — the most rebellious yet
– Grammer, Jennings, Balik
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale) – Sorry, NOT tonight
– We chat with special guest Jeff, The Cop
– Tommy’s MN State Fair 2023 opening day pics (on our FB pages)
– The Neat EMR Whiskey Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

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eMpTy Minds Radio #655

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: SOLOCHECK

“Imagine a time, when it all
_began. In the dying days of
_a war, a weapon that would
_settle the score. Whoever
_found it first, would be sure
_to do their worst. They
_always had before. Imagine
_a land, where it all began.
_A scientist pacing the floor,
_in each nation. Always eager
_to explore. To build the best
_big stick, to turn the winning
_trick. But this was something
_more…“

EM NEWS
– A Hooligan At Heart
– Retail Snake
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — roaming the earth
– McConaughey, Manning, Starr
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– We chat with musical guest Solochek & he plays some tunes for us
– New Minnesota State Fair Foods – 2023 Edition
– So much more, your head will spin!

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eMpTy Minds Radio #654

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

“Rising up, back on the street.
_Did my time, took my
_chances. Went the distance,
_now I’m back on my feet.
_Just a man and his will to
_survive. So many times,
_it happens too fast. You
_trade your passion for glory.
_Don’t lose your grip on the
_dreams of the past, you must
_fight just to keep them alive.
_It’s the eye of the tiger. It’s
_the thrill of the fight. Rising
_up to the challenge of our
_rival. And the last known
_survivor stalks his prey in the
_night…“

EM NEWS
– Finally, A Bearable Flight
– They Just Can’t Leave A Water Monster Alone
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso –the name game
– Friedkin, Devine, Ruth
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– The EMR Bitchin’ Beach Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

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eMpTy Minds Radio #653

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY

“I guess I should have
_known by the way you
_parked your car side-
_ways that it wouldn’t
_last. See, you’re the
_kinda person that
_believes in makin’ out
_once. Love ’em and
_leave ’em fast. I guess
_I must be dumb, ’cause
_you had a pocket full
_of horses…“

EM NEWS
– Creepy, Crawly LA
– The Drunk Author Contest
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — it’s classified
– Reubens, Feigned Disdain, Lizzo
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale) –Not This Week, Kiddies
– Analog Head-Trip
– A Fuck Off! Rant, compliments of Jerry
– The Big God-Damned Beer Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

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eMpTy Minds Radio #652

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

“Back at the house a
_bottle is found and
_opened in honor of those
_who have drowned. While
_we who have not are
_stricken with guilt and
_dutifully see that not one
_drop is spilled. We’re
_drinking to life, we’re
_drinking to death. We’re
_drinking until none of our
_livers are left. We’re wen-
_ding our way down to the
_spirit store. We’ll drink til
_we just can’t drink any-
_more. Raise your glasses
_high. Drink the cellar dry.
_Well, bloody my nose and
_blacken my eye if it ain’t
_some young Turk in search
_of a fight. And the Chanti-
_cleer’s chest is sagging
_with pride. For honor has
_yet to be satisfied. Raise
_your glasses high. Drink
_the cellar dry…“

EM NEWS
– Lost & Found Dreams
– Moving Art: The Final Chapter
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — about a dog
– Allen, Polanski, Snoop
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– Tabitha’s Road Trip Picture Cavalcade (pics on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

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