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eMpTy Minds Radio #522

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. This is Episode #522. Listen to it. Don’t make us bring Mort Lawry back. No, really…please don’t.

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE 
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BENI

Sauerkraut. Sauerkraut. Sauerkraut.
_Sauerkraut. Sauerkraut. Sauerkraut.

_Sauerkraut. Sauerkraut. Sauerkraut.
_Sauerkraut. Sauerkraut. Sauerkraut.
_Sauerkraut. Sauerkraut. Sauerkraut.
_Sauerkraut. Sauerkraut. Sauerkraut.
_Sauerkraut. Sauerkraut. Sauerkraut.
_Sauerkraut. Sauerkraut. Sauerkraut.
_Sauerkraut. Sauerkraut. Sauerkraut.”

NEWS
– Do You Know The Sandwich Man?
– Weiner Lovers Wanted
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is holding on tight
– Mortensen, Summerville, Gordy
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– The EMR Forgotten Lands Quiz
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #521

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. We sincerely hope you enjoy all of our many episodes, including this one — number 521. Thanks for checking us out!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE 
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BENI

I got jaws like a bear trap. Teeth
_
like a razor, got a Maytag tongue
_with a sensitive taste. A born in
_Texas, a land of beef. Never 
_cared much for greens. Ya 
_oughta’ heard, I like meat. I’m
_the meat man. Woo, oughta see
_me eat meat now. Whoa, I’m the
_meat man, baby. You oughta see
_me eat meat now.

EM NEWS
– Are You Feeling Tensssssse?
– Up The Creek Without A Paddle…or Clothes
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso gets reactionary
– Brown, Reynolds, Darby
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– Celebrity Rhyme Thyme
– Techin’ It Up The Ass – ’21 Predictions
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #520

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the New Year and another year of EMR. Enjoy 520, won’t you?

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE 
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BEN

I’ve been eatin’ whipped cream,
_
havin’ vivid daydreams of your
_face. And through people on TV
_screens, you’ve been every-
_where. And I wish I didn’t care.
_Oh, you’ve been everywhere.
_I wish, wish I didn’t care, yeah.
_Wish I didn’t. I’ve been eatin’
_whipped cream, havin’ vivid
_daydreams…

EM NEWS
– Squirrel Gone Nuts
– Iron Junk
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso Year End Review & Awards
– Pohler, Wurwand, Krieger
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– The Cash In Your Chips Quiz
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #519 – The Big Christmas Show

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. This is the BIG EMR ANNUAL CHRISTMAS SHOW!  A ton of holiday fun is coming your way tonight, including new stuff & traditional EMR Christmas stuff. Don’t miss it, kids!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE 
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BEN
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: MARTHA

…how lucky that you dropped
_in. So nice and warm. Look
_out the windows at that storm.
_My sister will be suspicious.
_Gosh, your lips look delicious.
_My brother will be there at the
_door. Waves upon a tropical
_shore. My maiden aunt’s mind
_is vicious. Gosh, your lips are
_delicious. Well, maybe just a
_cigarette more. Never such a
_blizzard before. And I don’t
_
even smoke…

EM NEWS
– A Cheesy Traffic Detour
– Snowy Masterpieces
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is down and out
– Combs, Rockefeller, Austen
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– The Colonel plays us Christmas carols on his violin
– The EMR Christmas Rhyme Thyme Game
– Jerry’s 2020 Tech Turkeys
– Tons & tons of new Christmas bits & classic EMR Christmas bits
– Plenty of Xmas Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #518

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Regular listener? Awesome. Occasional listener? Cool.  Have never listened? What the fuck are you waiting for? Just a week until the huge Christmas show, kids. Enjoy this, #518, and then enjoy that, #519.

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE 
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BEN

I’m having gridlock Christmas,
_with people I don’t even know.
_Though friends and family 
_can’t be here, we’ll have good
_old Christmas cheer and
_carols on the car radio. Oh,
_I’m having gridlock Christmas…

EM NEWS
– The Hoofin’ Horn Gang
– A Little Too Much of The Holiday Spirit
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso takes it for a spin
– Von D, Chapelle, Sellers
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– The EMR Christmas Movie Quiz
– Jerry’s Happy Note
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #517

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Regular listener? Awesome. Occasional listener? Cool.  Have never listened? What the fuck are you waiting for? The Christmas season is upon and this is Episode #517. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE 
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL

Oh…I yust go nuts at Christ-
_mas, on that yolly holiday. 
_I’ll go in the red like a knuckle-
_head, ’cause I’ll squander all
_my pay. Oh…I yust go nuts at
_Christmas; shopping sheer
_drives me berserk. On the day
_before, I rush in a store like
_the perviveal jerk. I’ll look at
_nightgowns for my wife, those
_black ones trimmed in red. But
_I won’t know her size, so she’ll
_get a carpet sveeper instead.
_Oh…I yust go nuts at Christ-
_mas, when each kids hangs up
_his sock…

EM NEWS
– The Golden Scorpion
– Exit Through The Gift Shlock
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is horsing around
– Lew, Cosell, Oakley
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– The EMR December Quiz
– Jerry’s Happy Note
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #516

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Regular listener? Awesome. Occasional listener? Cool.  Have never listened? What the fuck are you waiting for? The Christmas season is here, listener. If you are new to the show, you will soon learn how into Christmas we are at EMR. If you’re a regular, you are well aware. Voila — December. Episode #516. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE 
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL

Early Christmas morning,
_sneaky as can be. I creep
_across the carpet and peek
_under the tree. Pick out a
_a gift from Mom to me, bring
_it to my ear. Give it a little
_shimmy-shake and what do I
_hear? Socks. Tube socks! This
_is the worst gift I ever got. It
_doesn’t beep or buzz or bop
_or rattle in the box. Hey,
_why’d you waste the paper on
_a lousy pair of socks. Tip-toe
_to the mantle, a scowl upon
_my brow. I reach up to my
_stocking hanging from a holly
_bough…

EM NEWS
– Robot From The Future…of Tourism
– American Asshole Does The Right Thing
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso hits the pavement
– Liman, Palminteri, Mulaney
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– A very short & impromptu round of The Sneezing Superstitions Quiz
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #515

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Regular listener? Awesome. Occasional listener? Cool.  Have never listened? What the fuck are you waiting for? This is our Black Friday episode. That doesn’t mean too much. We just thought we’d let you know. It’s also known as episode #515. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE 
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BEN
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

There is history in this place.
_There are dragons to be 
_chased. And though I don’t 
_know who you are, an easy
_flow and a strong, a strong
_heart. And the charm in the
_way you hide, gently take my
_skull for a ride. And I don’t
_know who you are, but I 
_know what I’d like you to be.
_A one night stand under
_stoned persuasion. But a joy
_that I can’t hide. Gently
_take my skull for a ride. We
_can never go too far. The
_pain we can’t escape at
_least will wait…

EM NEWS
– Unintentional Intoxication
– Bovine Benefits
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso offers up three
– Murray, Jennings, Hook
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– The Colonel plays his violin for us
– The EMR Celebrity Rhyme Thyme
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #514

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Regular listener? Awesome. Occasional listener? Cool.  Have never listened? What the fuck are you waiting for? It’s episode #514, don’t you think you should get started? Damn it!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE 
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BEN
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

It couldn’t be a dam ’cause it
_doesn’t have a beaver.  It’s 
_not the DMV ’cause it doesn’t
_make you wait. It couldn’t be
_a taco ’cause it isn’t very 
_crunchy. It couldn’t be an 
_Olsen ’cause it isn’t Mary-
_Kate. It can’t be Dirty Dancing
_’cause it doesn’t make you
_vomit. It couldn’t be an iron
_’cause it doesn’t burn your
_face. It couldn’t be Bruce
_Campbell ’cause it isn’t fuckin’
_awesome. It couldn’t be a
_keyboard ’cause it doesn’t
_have a space…BAR. This is
_not a song. It’s a sandwich.

EM NEWS
– Salty Holiday
– Home, Home On The Sauce
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso gets predictable
– Carey, Bell, Swedien
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– The EMR Celebrity Rhyme Thyme
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #513

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. And just like that, it was winter in EMR-Land…again. This is Episode #513 to take your mind off of it. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: 6/8 NATE
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BEN
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

Trick or treat. Sweet to eat,
_on Halloween and New Year’s
_Eve. Yankee girls, you just
_can’t be beat. But you’re the
_best when you’re off your 
_feet. Girls, girls, girls…At The
_Dollhouse in Fort Lauderdale.
_Girls, girls, girls…rocking in
_Atlanta at Tattletails. Girls,
_girls, girls…raising hell at the
_Seventh Veil. Crazy Horse,
_Paris, France. Forget the
_names, remember romance.
_Got the photos — menage et
_Trois. Must have broke those
_Frenchie’s laws with those…
_Girls, girls, girls…Body Shop
_and Marble Arch. Girls, girls,
_girls...

EM NEWS
– You’ve Got To Fight…For Your Right…To Party!
– It’s A Bird. It’s A Plane. It’s A Car…
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso gets revolutionary
– Grohl, Cohen, Springsteen
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– The EMR Celebrity Rhyme Thyme
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!