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eMpTy Minds Radio #549

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR BEN’S CORNER: BENI

There’s a neighborhood called
_Blackhawk where all the rich
_people hide. I was down on my
_luck, working for the Salvation
_Army, the shelter is where I
_reside. Every day we drive into
_Blackhawk and we pick up the
_offerings. Microwave, refrigerator
_for the suffering. Come on baby,
_won’t you show me what you’ve
_got? I want your Salvation..
.

EM NEWS
– Reading All of The Words Is Hard Sometimes
– Cheesy Inventions
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is a star
– Geffen, Johnson, Longworth
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– The EMR Guinness Records Quiz
– The Super Summer Saucin’ Smackdown – Week Six
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– Plenty of US Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!>

eMpTy Minds Radio #548

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR BEN’S CORNER: BENI

The roof is on fire. She wet like
_Barbara Streisand. Police every-
_where. It’s like a nigga killed a
_white man. I just wanna find a
_baby mamma ‘fore the night
_end. Them stars falling, don’t
_chase ’em. The sky’s falling,
_baby. Drop that ass ‘fore it
_crash. The sky’s falling, baby

EM NEWS
– Cannuck Go Home
– Snap, Popple & Crack
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso swears he heard something
– Smoove, Trejo, Robinson
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– The Super Summer Summer Quiz
– The Super Summer Saucin’ Smackdown – Week Five
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– Plenty of US Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!>

eMpTy Minds Radio #547

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
YOUR AQUATIC FRIEND: CLAMBOY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR BEN’S CORNER: BENI
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: THE COLONEL

Here come the mine cars and
_it’s damn near dawn. Another
_shift of men, some of them my
_friends, comin’ on. Hard to
_imagine workin’ in the mines.
_Coal dust in your lungs, on your
_skin and on your mind. I’ve lis-
_tened to the speeches, but it
_occurred to me that politicians
_don’t understand. The thoughts
_of isolation — ain’t no sunshine
_underground. It’s like workin’ in
_a graveyard three miles down…

EM NEWS
– Shitty New Inventions
– Gotta Get That Fast Food
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso stick-em-up
– Millard, Cuoco, Gainsborough
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– The Initials Game
– The Super Summer Saucin’ Smackdown – Week Four
– We chit-chat with The Colonel (live in studio)
– Jerry’s Happy Note
– Stupid Shit The Colonel Did When He Was Just A Kid
– Plenty of US Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #546

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR BEN’S CORNER: BENI

Well I left Kentucky back in ’49
_an’ went to Detroit workin’ on
_a ‘ssembly line. The first year
_they had me puttin’ wheels on
_Cadillacs. Every day I’d watch
_them beauties roll by and some-
_times I’d hang my head and cry
_’cause I always wanted me one
_that was long and black…

EM NEWS
– Digging Deeper & Deeper & Deeper Into Stupidity
– Sucky Artist
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso peruses its bounty
– Lithgow, Schreiber, Tarantino
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– The EMR Super Duper 4th of July and/or Fireworks Quiz
– The Super Summer Saucin’ Smackdown – Week Three
– Plenty of US Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #545

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR BEN’S CORNER: BENI

When everything goes wrong;
_when life goes wrong, try for a
_little French song. French
_songs are maybe old-fashioned,
_but so sweet to hum. French
_songs are tender, endlessly no-
_stalgic. And when we no longer
_know where to belong, try for a
_little French song. French songs
_will take you to Paris or Pigalle
_or Llle Saint-Louis. French songs
_are dancing in the rain from
_Bastille to Tulleries. Because we
_have something to show off…

EM NEWS
– All Aboard!
– Stumbling Upon An Angel
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso takes a risk
– Spielberg, Grohl, Herriman
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– The Initials Game returns
– PsychoGrams
– The Super Summer Saucin’ Smackdown – Week Two
– Plenty of US Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #544

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR BEN’S CORNER: BENI
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: CLAMBOY

I’ve got your picture, of me and
_you. You wrote “I love you.” I
_wrote “me too.” I sit there staring
_and there’s nothing else to do.
_Oh, it’s in color – your hair is
_brown. Your eyes are hazel and
_soft as clouds. I often kiss you
_when there’s no one else around.
_I’ve got your picture. I’ve got your
_picture. I’d like a million of you
_all ’round my cell. I want the
_doctor to take your picture, so I
_can look at you from inside as
_well. You’ve got me turning up
_and turning down. I’m turning in
_and turning ’round. I think I’m
_turning Japanese…

EM NEWS
– Look Out! Here Comes The Spider-Fam
– Poking Sleeping Bears
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso w/ a Clam assist
– Cornell, King, McKellen
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– The Colonel (on the line from SoCal)
– The EMR Benchmark (we didn’t say Criterion) Quiz
– Jerry’s Happy Note
– We start The Super Summer Saucin’ Smackdown
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio (EMR) #543

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: 6/8 NATE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR BEN’S CORNER: BENI

Took a flight out of Japan and I
_met a Russian model. One week
_straight, we popping bottles…
_passing out in hotel lobbies.
_She told me she likes to dance, I
_said “We should go to France.”
_Said “I’m sure we’ll meet again.
_Hit me when you land in London.
_We don’t need to see the city,
_seen that all before. Maids best
_not disturb, put the sign outside
_the door. We just topped a bottle,
_I can see that you want more.
_Texts from my ex, yeah, it’s a
_quarter past four…

EM NEWS
– Canine Uber
– Antique Meth Show
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is unraveling
– Williams, Strummer, Cook
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We did NOT speak to The Colonel tonight
– Back Rockwards!
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #542

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR BEN’S CORNER: BENI

…she was tall, thin and tarty, and
_she drove a Maserati. Faster than
_sound, I was heaven bound.
_Although I must have looked a
_creep in my army surplus jeep.
_Was I being too bold? Before the
_night could get old…no, no, no,
_no, no. She proved me so wrong.
_Oh…the Italian girls sometimes
_hold their religious habits in front
_of your eyes, just to get you tied…

EM NEWS
– I Like The Color of Your Mouth
– An Act of Musical Kindness
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso movie of mystery
– Dylan, Spacey, Biden
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– More Shower Thoughts
– Jerry’s Happy Note – McDonald’s Autism
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #541

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: 6/8 NATE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR BEN’S CORNER: BENI

Someone that you half imagine
_comes alive in a smoky room.
_Hungry eyes, alibis, are trained on
_you. Hieroglyphics on the ceiling
_hint at secret sins. Rumors slipping
_out the doorway, revealing passions
_deep within. Someone wants to
_take you to The Alibi Room. Some-
_one wants to take you to The Alibi
_Room. Someone wants to break
_you in The Alibi Room. Hungry
_eyes and alibis are waiting in The
_Alibi Room. Hungry eyes and alibis
_are waiting in The Alibi Room.

EM NEWS
– The Sky Is Falling! The Sky Is Falling!
– Pool Party Crashers
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso presents a triple feature
– Reedus, Mustaine, Trebek
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– It’s Back! The Initial Game
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #540

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR BEN’S CORNER: BENI

Aloha! And welcome to the natural
_beauty, wonder & adventure of our
_islands. Every day the gentle rain
_paints our landscapes with lush
_vegetation and a colorful variety of
_exotic flowers. Their alluring beauty
_and intoxicating fragrance fill our
_island paradise with enchantment.
_No less enchanting are the many
_varieties of brilliantly colored
_tropical birds that entertain with
_delightful song. This incredible
_bounty of natural beauty was born
_of the blending of rich volcanic soil
_with the warm tropical climate.
_Among our tasty treasures are flavor-
_ful fruits, such as: bananas, mangos,
_papayas, and of course – the pine-
_apple.

EM NEWS
– Zombie Brains From Down Under
– Archaeologists Discover Their Hard On
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is pressing charges
– Van Dyke, Stone, Grodin
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– The Great EMR TV Spinoff Game
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!