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eMpTy Minds Radio #699

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM RETURN CHAMP: J THE C
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY

Redhead senorita looking
_dead. Came and said “Need
_a bed?” in Espanol. I said
_“Gimme a drink of water, I’m
_gonna sing around the collar
_and I don’t need a micro-
_phone. Icky thump with a
_lump in my throat. Grabbed
_my coat and I was freaking.
_I was ready to go. And I
_swear besides the hair, she
_had one white eye. One
_blank stare, looking up,
_lying there. On the stand
_near her hand was a candy
_cane, black rum, sugar cane,
_dry ice and something
_strange
.
..

EM NEWS
– Ain’t Nobody Can Hold This Bird Down
– Wet n’ Wild
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — Shut your mouth!
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– New Minnesota State Fair Foods 2024 Edition
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location) – Not tonight, Kids
– So much more, your head will spin!

 

eMpTy Minds Radio #698

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM RETURN CHAMP: J THE C

On the sidewalk, the
_people are hustling and
_bustling. They ain’t got
_no time, so they think on
_the thing that will fill in the
_space in between birth and
_death. Who’re they kiddin’?
_On the TV, the people are
_mumblin’ and grumblin’.
_They ain’t got no hope, so
_they give out the news
_that the world’s got the
_blues. S.O.S. S.O.S. Bless
_my soul. In the movies, the
_people are identifying.
_They ain’t got no season
_to split for no reason
.
..

EM NEWS
– Blimey! It’s A Big ‘un Ain’t It?
– And Then There Were Nine
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — Shhh…mechanical bird approaches
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Tabitha’s Texas Picture Cavalcade (pics on our FB pages)
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location) – Not tonight, Kids
– So much more, your head will spin!

 

eMpTy Minds Radio #697

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY

Hand job, bland job, I don’t
_understand job. I got a
_problem and I can’t con-
_tain it.  I’ll use my icky,
_sticky rhymes to help me
_explain it. Handy J’s are
_like Stonehenge to me.
_Robert Stack can’t even help
_me unsolve this mystery.
_I’m the messed up child of
_a baby boomer. I was gifted
_in class, but a total late
_bloomer. Now I got a secret
_to get off my chest. Went
_from kissing to sex, but
_never learned the rest.
..

EM NEWS
– Oh Shit…This Again!
– His Records Are The Record
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — he may jump from a tall building…
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Tommy has a Fuck Off! Rant
– EMR Presents Funny Epitaphs
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location) – Not tonight, Kids
– So much more, your head will spin!

 

eMpTy Minds Radio #696

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY

I’d like to be under the sea,
_in an octopus’ garden; in
_the shade. He’d let us in.
_Knows where we’ve been.
_In his octopus’ garden in
_the shade. I’d ask my
_friends to come and see an
_octopus’ garden with me.
_I’d like to be under the sea,
_in an octopus’ garden; in
_the shade. We would be
_warm below the storm. In
_our little hide-away be-
_neath the waves. Resting
_our head on a sea-bed, in
_the octopus’ garden near
_a cave.
..

EM NEWS
– Lookin’ For Love
– You Lucky Bastard
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — look both ways before you cross
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Jerry has a Fuck Off! Rant
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location) – Not tonight, Kids
– So much more, your head will spin!

 

eMpTy Minds Radio #695

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Look out! Look out! Pink
_elephants on parade.
_Here they come! Hippity-
_hoppity, they’re here and
_there. Pink elephants
_everywhere. Look out!
_Look out! They’re walking
_around the bed, on their
_head. Clippity-cloppity,
_arrayed in braid. Pink
_elephants on parade.
_Pink elephants on
_parade.
..

EM NEWS
– The Lions Beeps Tonight
– Cheap Secrets
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — Watch out for the anchor!
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location)
– The TV Who Said Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

 

eMpTy Minds Radio #694

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Oh, you might not ever get
_rich. But let me tell you,
_it’s better than digging a
_ditch. There’s no telling
_who you might meet – a
_movie star or maybe even
_an Indian Chief. Working
_at the car wash. Working
_at the car wash, yeah.
_Come on and sing it with
_me – car wash. Sing it
_with feeling now – car
_wash, yeah.
..

EM NEWS
– Aquatic Mystery
– Back By Popular Demand — Nothing
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — don’t strain yourself
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location)
– Paulie’s O.C. Picture Cavalcade (pics on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

 

eMpTy Minds Radio #693

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & TABI
YOUR EM MADMAN: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: JEFF THE COP

George, George, George of
_The Jungle; strong as he
_can be. Ahhhhhh…watch
_out for that tree. George,
_George, George of The
_Jungle; lives a life that’s
_free. Ahhhhhh…watch
_out for that tree. When
_he gets in scrapes, when
_he makes his escapes with
_the help of his friend, an
_ape named Ape.
..

EM NEWS
– Common Sense Ain’t Always So
_Common
– Picture Perfect
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — Jeffers in the house
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location)
– The Big Jeffer’s EMR Minnesota Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

 

eMpTy Minds Radio #692

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM MADMAN: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: JEFF THE COP

Don’t lean on me, man, cuz
_you can’t afford a ticket. I’m
_back from Suffragette City.
_Don’t lean on me, man, cuz
_you ain’t got time to check
_it. You know my Suffragette
_City. Ohhhh wham, bam,
_thank you, ma’am! A
_Suffragette City.  A Suff-
_ragette City.
..

EM NEWS
– Killer, Brah!
– A Delightful Rotting-Dendrum
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — like a deck of cards
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location)
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– Chatting with Jeff The Cop
– The Mission Is The Quiz & The Quiz Is The Mission
– So much more, your head will spin!

 

eMpTy Minds Radio #691

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR EM MADMAN: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Goodbye gray sky, hello
_blue. ‘Cause nothin’ can
_hold me when I hold you.
_Feels so right, it can’t be
_wrong. Rockin’ n’ Rollin’
_all week long. These days
_are… Won’t you be mine?
_These days are… Oh,
_please be mine. These
_happy days are yours and
_mine. Happy Days.
..

EM NEWS
– April Showers Bring May Flowers
– Tradition!
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — wanting to be touched
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location)
– The Horrendous EMR Freakshow Quiz!
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #690

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

The force of your gravity,
_it defines my tendency.
_Velocity’s equal to throw-
_ing my self with you. We
_have potential energy;
_motion between you and
_me. I’ll be your sounding
_board, just throw your-
_self toward. This energy
_that sings between;
_bounce off of me.
..

EM NEWS
– Adult-Sized Toys
– Like A Bat Out of Hell…That Can’t Fly
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — it’s not always a safety net
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line (from his current So-Cal location) – Not Tonight
– Say, That IS Weird…The Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!