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EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

“Domo arigato, Misuta Robotto.
_You’re wondering who I am.
_Machine or mannequin. With
_parts made in Japan. I am
_the modern man. I’ve got a
_secret I’ve been hiding,
_under my skin. My heart is
_human. My blood is boiling.
_My brain IBM. So, if you see
_me acting strangely, don’t be
_surprised. I’m just man who
_needed someone, and some-
_where to hide…“

EM NEWS
– Seriously, This Shit Is Easy
– Holy Shit! Now, That’s A Whataburger!
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — jungle comradery
– Baldwin, Anderson, Coppola
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current So-Cal location)
– Techin’ It Up The Ass talks back up
– More Awful Bar Jokes
– So much more, your head will spin!

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EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

“Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn
_to? You give me something I
_can hold onto. I know you’ll
_think I’m like the others
_before, who saw your name
_and number on the wall.
_Jenny, I’ve got your number.
_I need to make you mine.
_Jenny, don’t change that
_number — eight-six-seven-
_five-three-oh-nine…“

EM NEWS
– Help! Somebody Help Me!
– Beer Me
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — bordering on insanity
– Sajak, White, Stern
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– Paulie’s LA Picture Cavalcade (pics on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

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EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

“Too big? Too small? Size does
_matter after all. Too big? Too
_small? It could be a little big-
_ger. Mercedes-Benz and the
_motorway; going abroad
_alone. Travel. Travel. Driving
_pleasure. I just want fun, not
_to fall in love. Just a little bit.
_Just a little, bitch. You have
_a pussy, I have a dick. So,
_what’s the problem? Let’s do
_it quick. So, take me now
_before it’s too late. Life’s
_too short, so I can’t wait.
_Take me now. Don’t you see?
_I can’t get laid in Germany.
_Too short? Too tall? Doesn’t
_matter – one size fits all. Too
_big. Too small…“

EM NEWS
– Sun’s Out. Buns out.
– When The Sucking Sucks
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — retrieving an egg
– Ellroy, Witherspoon, Carlyle
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– Did You Hear The One About Jokes – The Final Insult
– So much more, your head will spin!

Podcast: Hear EMR via new window | Download

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

“You yell out in defiance;
_you’re backed up against the
_wall. They’re up there
_clutching their guns, and it
_makes you feel real small.
_So, you can cuss, spit, throw
_bottles — broken glass. But
_it all ends up with handcuffs
_on your hands. You run
_around and spray paint;
_graffiti on everybody’s wall.
_You think that’s bitchin’,
_man. That ain’t nothin’ at
_all! So, you can cuss, spit,
_throw bottles — broken
_glass. But it ends up with
_a swift kick to your ass…“

EM NEWS
– Bus Driver Going Stag
– Now That’s A Big Monkey
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — they’re good, but not extraordinary
– Bettinelli-Olpin, Seinfeld, Biel
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– More Horrible “Did You Hear The One About…” Jokes
– So much more, your head will spin!

Podcast: Hear EMR via new window | Download

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

“When I get high, I get high
_on speed. Top fuel funny
_car’s a drug for me. My
_heart. My heart. Kick start
_my heart. Always got the
_cops comin’ after me.
_Custom built bike doing 103.
_My heart, my heart. Kick-
_start my heart. Oh…are
_you ready, girls? Oh…are
_you ready now? Whoa…
_yeah. Kick start my heart,
_give it a start. Whoa…yeah,
_baby. Whoa…yeah, kick start
_my heart, hope it never stops.
_Whoa…yeah, baby.“

EM NEWS
– Now That’s A Tasty-uh Meatball-uh
– Double The Clean
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — psycho with a camcorder
– Burkett, Funk, Hawk
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Analog Head-Trip
– We talk to The Colonel live (from his current So-Cal locale)
– Outrageous Signs (pics on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

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