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eMpTy Minds Radio #625

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Well, I hate banks, I just can’t
_stand ’em. Gimme a shovel,
_and man, I’ll plant ’em. Six
_feet under is where they
_
belong. I hate banks is the
_
name of this song. I think I’ll
_rob myself one or two. I hate

_banks, yeah, how ’bout you?

_Well, lend me a nickel and
_lend me a dime. Repossess my

_house at any old time…

EM NEWS
– Dans Dans Dans Da Naat Komplete
– Getting A Bone For New York
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — have you checked the children?
– Larroquette, Hooper, Freed
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– A quick Clamboy First Avenue update
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #624

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY

Out of the cocoa pads came
_the food of the Gods. Choc,
_choc, chocolate…chewy and
_gooey, sticky and sweet. Choc,
_
choc, chocolate. I like bars
_
that rocket to Mars. I gotta
_have a Hershey’s Kiss.
You
_know I’d die for chocolate

_mud pie; send me to heaven-
_ly bliss. Choc, choc, choc,
_choc, choc, chocolate. Many
_years ago, in Mexico, Cortez
_found a bean he’d never seen.

EM NEWS
– King Sitting In Man’s Car
– Oh Dear! What Am I Doing Here?
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — TERROR!
– Serling, Dre, Copeland
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays
– Analog Head-Trip

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Big EMR Snow Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #623

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

Hot! Hot! Oh, we got it. Hot!
_Hot! Hey, we got it. Hot! Hot!
_Say, we got it. Hot chocolate!
_Hot! Hot! Oh, we got it. Hot!
_
Hot! Hey, we got it. Hot! Hot!
_
Say, we got it. Hot chocolate!
_Here we’ve only got one rule:

_never ever let it cool. Keep

_it cooking in the pot. You’ve
_got: hot choc-o-lat! Hot! Hot!
_Oh, we got it. Hot! Hot! Hey,
_we got it. Hot! Hot! Say, we
_got it. Hot chocolate!

EM NEWS
– Holy Cow! What A Deal!
– Run Away! Run Away!
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — you really should try and catch it
– Jackman, Reynolds, Renner
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Best Shower Thoughts of 2022
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #622

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

The carolers hum, the holidays
_glow. Spirits are high, but the
_bank account’s low. So, Christ-
_mas in a coffee shop is fine
_
with me, if I can be with you.
_
The counter is sleek, the ser-
_vice deluxe. You in your

_diamonds and me in my tux.

_Having Christmas in a coffee
_shop for kicks; prix fixe, tres
_chic unique, you’ll see. Then
_we can take a stroll around
_the city.
..

EM NEWS
– Doughnut Mess With The People
– Ain’t No Butts Allowed
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — the year end review
– Marley, Ferrell, Harrison
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd New Year’s Eve Tidbits
– The National Bacon Day Quiz
– Analog Head-Trip
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #621 – The Big Christmas Show

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR BEN’S CORNER: BENJAMMIN’
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR MUSICAL GUEST: SOLOCHECK
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: CLAMBOY

Trim up the tree with Christmas
_stuff like bingle balls & whofoo
_fluff. Trim up the town with
_goowho gums and bizilbix and
_
wums. Trim every blessed win-
_
dow and trim every blessed
_door. Hang up the whoboohoo

_bricks. Then run out and get

_some more. Hang pantookas on
_the ceiling. Pile pankunas on
_the floor

EM NEWS
– Tearful Holiday Tickets
– Bright Lights In The Sky
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — what a drag!
– Hall, Lohan, Noriega
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current So-Cal locale)
– The Stupid Tough Home Alone Quiz
– Jerry brings us a Santalog Head-Trip
– The Colonel plays a Christmas tune on his violin
– Clamboy’s big Christmas Cookie Quiz
– Solocheck plays two live Christmas songs on his keyboard
– A ton of additional Christmas fun
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #620

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

The weather outside is frightful,
_but the fire is so delightful.
_Since we’ve no place to go, let
_it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
_
It doesn’t show signs of stopping,
_
and I’ve brought some corn for
_popping. The lights are turned

_way down low. Let it snow, let

_it snow, let it snow. When we
_finally kiss goodnight, how I’ll
_hate going out in the storm. But,
_if you really hold me tight, all
_the way home I’ll be warm.
_The fire is slowly dying and my
_dear, we’re still goodbyeing. As
_long as you love me so, let it
_snow, let it snow, let it snow

EM NEWS
– The Slopes Were Full of Hoes
– Moo-Humbug!
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — gets its creep on
– Helms, Goonies, King
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current So-Cal locale)
– The “It Happened In December Quiz”
– A intentionally Shitty Analog Head-Trip
– EMR A.I. compliments of Cousin John
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #619

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

I’d sit alone and watch your light.
_My only friend through teenage
_nights. And everything I had to
_know, I head it on my radio. You
_
gave them all those old time
_
stars. Through war of worlds;
_invaded by mars.
You made ’em
_laugh. You made ’em cry. You

_made us feel like we could fly.
_So, don’t become some back-
_ground noise. A backdrop for
_the girls and boys who just don’t
_know or just don’t care, and
_just complain when you’re not
_there. You had your time, you
_had the power. You’ve yet to
_have your finest hour. All we
_hear is radio ga ga…

EM NEWS
– Snowplow Drives Home Important Message
– Run Santa Run
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — is hip deep in shitters
– Banning, Stewart, Carey
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current So-Cal locale)
– Name That Pastry (pics on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #618

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

Young, velvet, porcelain boy,
_devour me when you’re with
_me. Blue wish window seas
_speak delicious fires. I’m your
_
candy perfume girl. Your candy
_
perfume girl. Moist, warm
_desire. Fly to me. I’m your

_candy perfume girl. Your candy

_perfume girl. I’m your candy
_perfume girl. Candy. Candy.
_Rush me ghost you see. Every
_center my home. Fever steam
_girl, throb the oceans. You’re a
_candy perfume girl…

EM NEWS
– Dream A Little Dream of Fuzzy Friends
– Ze Grumpy Old Lady
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — is having a rough go
– Tarantino, Jackson, Colbert
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current So-Cal locale)
– Again, Knockoff Toys (pics on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #617

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

This song is called…this song is
_called Bacon Skin. Hit me. It’s
_dedicated to my first wife. Her
_name is, oh Lord, Cloreen. She’s
_
just fat. Hit me. Too nasty, I
_
said now. Big dumb you. You,
_Bacon Skin. Just fat, but you

_know where it’s at. I wish you

_was thin, Cloreen Bacon Skin.
_Brotch, you can’t fuck with that.
_Look out!

EM NEWS
– Fast Food Chain’s Unexpected Delivery Options
– Unintentional Cat-napping
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — a Double Feature!
– Leno, Iger, Chapek
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current So-Cal locale)
– Techin’ It Up The Ass – Tech Turkeys 2022
– The Big EMR Black Friday Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #616

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
SPECIAL MUSICAL GUEST: SOLOCHEK

Too old, too old. He’s too old to
_cut the mustard anymore. He’s
_getting too old, he done got too
_old. He’s too old to cut the
_
mustard anymore. When I was
_
young, I had a lotta pep. I could
_get around, didn’t need no help.

_But now you’re old and a gettin’

_gray. The people all look at you
_and say — Too old, too old, he’s
_too old to cut the mustard any-
_more. He’s gettin’ too old. He
_done got too old...

EM NEWS
– Fucking People! Fu-u-u-ucking People!
– An Ear-ie Partnership
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — she’s a good girl
– Stewart, Chapelle, John
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current So-Cal locale)
– We chat with, do MadLibs with & enjoy the music of Solochek
– So much more, your head will spin!