What a fucking shit week it was! Fucking shit! May you never ever have to deal with a big box TV or internet provider in your lifetime! Ever! But, since the likelihood of that sort of luck is next to zero, may you never have to deal with four of them in one week! Anyway, kids…it’s a skeleton crew today; this is EMR going back to its roots. So check it out!
YOUR HOSTS: TOM & MYRON
PORN STAR OF THE WEEK: MONTANA FISHBURNE
“…a long black limousine, and there’s a demon at the wheel.
_And ol’ sly Satan’s in the back, he says he wants to make a _deal”
– MTV Teen Mom constantly in trouble – shocking!
– Myron watched stuff & had time to compile the EM News
– That’s ‘R’ as in…oh…never mind!
– Lots and lots of awesome Bill Murray
– Did we mention cable providers? Fuck them!
– Bragging about our (soon to be) new studio once again
– The Bood-Man always rings…three times
– Drunk scooter driving, the only way to drunk drive!
– Tea Bag Representative Cindy Pugh can go fuck herself!
– The Hamburglar – out of your nightmares and into reality
– Tom‘s only problems with the perfect action movie – Die Hard
– Birthdays, bullshit debunking, Fuckin’ Corrections, Mentaltainment & so much more!
PLAY TIME HAS JUST BEGUN, KIDDIES