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eMpTy Minds Radio #528

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. This is episode #528. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BENI

When I grow up, I want to be
_one of the harvesters of the 

_sea. I think before my days are
_done, I want to be a fisherman.
_Four hours up oh the ocean
_swelled and swelled. The fog
_rolled in. It started raining. The
_starboard bow. Oh my God,
_
we’re going down! They do not
_hear his frantic mayday. I want
_to be a fisherman. I’ll live and
_die a fisherman. Calling John
_the fisherman.

EM NEWS
– Don’t Do This At Home, Kids
– The One That Got Away-ay-ay-ay
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is all “tied” up
– Bond, Groening, Chaplin
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– Ahoy! It’s The EMR Yacht Rock Super Quiz
– Plenty of Puns o’ The Night
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #527

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS GUEST: MARTHA
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BENI

Johnny Grotto was a fisherman’s
_son. Johnny Grotto was a fisher-

_man’s son. When he set out to 
_sea, he had one thing in mind. 
_He wanted to see how much fish
_he could find. It was late in the
_evening when fish start to bite.
_Just before dark, when fish start
_
to bite. When the fishing was
_good, he was feeling alright. Said
_the fishing was good; he was
_feeling alright. And the night was
_so bright that a star was in sight.
_Said the night was so bright that
_a star was in sight. He catch so
_much fish that he stayed out all
_night…

EM NEWS
– With This Ring I Do Wed…Someone Else
– Artificial Life On The Highway
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is struggling
– Sandler, Pennock, Hasel
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– The EMR TV Theme Song Game
– Jerry’s Happy Note
– Plenty of Puns o’ The Night
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #526

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BENI

Got a whale of a tale to tell you, 
_lads. A whale of a tale or two. ‘Bout 

_the flappin’ fish and the girls I’ve 
_loved. On nights like this, with the
_moon above, a whale of a tale and
_it’s all true, I swear by my tattoo.
_There was Mermaid Minnie, met  
_her down in Madagascar. She would
_
kiss me any time that I would ask
_her. Then one evening, her flame
_of love blew out. Blow me down
_and pick me up. She swapped me
_for a trout. Got a whale of a tale
_to tell you, lads…

EM NEWS
– An Experiment Gone Wrong
– Getting Natural In Nature
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso was not man one or man two…
– Kassell, Wilson, Richards
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– The EMR Mixed Up As Fuck Quiz
– A special Techin’ It Up The Ass
– Plenty of Wright’s of The Night
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #525

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Happy February. Welcome. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE 
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BENI

Who will have a fishy on a little dishy?
_Who will have a fishy when the boat

_comes? And then he says “With our
_glasses both raised in a toast, let’s
_sing for those in peril on the sea. Who
_cater ceaselessly to thy every wish 
_with every fish as fresh as fish can be. 
_You see, I’m into my oysters, my king
_
prawns and caviar. No matter how far
_away they are, I’ll be there!” And then
_she says “With our glasses both raised
_in this toast, let’s sing for those in
_peril on the sea. Who labor tirelessly
_in their little boats…

EM NEWS
– Unconventional Savings Plan
– The Prickly Bandit Gets Pricked
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is defending its honor
– Grammer, Dennings, Holbrook
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– Which of These Doesn’t Belong Quiz: Volume III
– An all new Analog Head-Trip
– Plenty of Puns O’ The Night
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #524

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE 
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BENI

On top of spaghetti, all covered with
_cheese, I lost my poor meatball 

_when somebody sneezed. It rolled
_off the table. It rolled on the floor.
_And then my poor meatball rolled
_out the door. It rolled in the garden
_and under a bush. And then my 
_poor meatball was nothing but mush.
_
The mush was as tasty as tasty can be
_and early next summer, it grew into a
_tree.

EM NEWS
– Oh, Honey, You Shouldn’t Have
– Poopie Cubes
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is protecting its turf
– Vargas, King, Leachman
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– Which of These Doesn’t Belong Quiz: Volume II
– Plenty of Puns O’ The Night
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #523

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. This is Episode #523. If it’s half as good as #522, we may have to start charging you to listen. Just sayin’.  Just sayin’…

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE 
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BENI

That was delicious clam dip. Eating
_it made us glad. We know they 

_were minced, but we’re convinced
_that some of them clams were bad.
_Our stomachs hurt. Our bladders 
_are full. We drank too much cham-
_pagne. That was delicious clam dip,
_but some of us got ptomaine. That
_was delicious clam dip…

EM NEWS
– Snowflakes & Sand Dunes
– I Wish I Was A Little Bit Taller
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is loving, every minute of it
– Gorman, Iger, Holly
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– Which of These Doesn’t Belong Quiz
– Techin’ It Up The Ass covers The CES
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #522

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. This is Episode #522. Listen to it. Don’t make us bring Mort Lawry back. No, really…please don’t.

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE 
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BENI

Sauerkraut. Sauerkraut. Sauerkraut.
_Sauerkraut. Sauerkraut. Sauerkraut.

_Sauerkraut. Sauerkraut. Sauerkraut.
_Sauerkraut. Sauerkraut. Sauerkraut.
_Sauerkraut. Sauerkraut. Sauerkraut.
_Sauerkraut. Sauerkraut. Sauerkraut.
_Sauerkraut. Sauerkraut. Sauerkraut.
_Sauerkraut. Sauerkraut. Sauerkraut.
_Sauerkraut. Sauerkraut. Sauerkraut.”

NEWS
– Do You Know The Sandwich Man?
– Weiner Lovers Wanted
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is holding on tight
– Mortensen, Summerville, Gordy
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– The EMR Forgotten Lands Quiz
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #521

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. We sincerely hope you enjoy all of our many episodes, including this one — number 521. Thanks for checking us out!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE 
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BENI

I got jaws like a bear trap. Teeth
_
like a razor, got a Maytag tongue
_with a sensitive taste. A born in
_Texas, a land of beef. Never 
_cared much for greens. Ya 
_oughta’ heard, I like meat. I’m
_the meat man. Woo, oughta see
_me eat meat now. Whoa, I’m the
_meat man, baby. You oughta see
_me eat meat now.

EM NEWS
– Are You Feeling Tensssssse?
– Up The Creek Without A Paddle…or Clothes
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso gets reactionary
– Brown, Reynolds, Darby
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– Celebrity Rhyme Thyme
– Techin’ It Up The Ass – ’21 Predictions
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #520

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the New Year and another year of EMR. Enjoy 520, won’t you?

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE 
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BEN

I’ve been eatin’ whipped cream,
_
havin’ vivid daydreams of your
_face. And through people on TV
_screens, you’ve been every-
_where. And I wish I didn’t care.
_Oh, you’ve been everywhere.
_I wish, wish I didn’t care, yeah.
_Wish I didn’t. I’ve been eatin’
_whipped cream, havin’ vivid
_daydreams…

EM NEWS
– Squirrel Gone Nuts
– Iron Junk
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso Year End Review & Awards
– Pohler, Wurwand, Krieger
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– The Cash In Your Chips Quiz
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #519 – The Big Christmas Show

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. This is the BIG EMR ANNUAL CHRISTMAS SHOW!  A ton of holiday fun is coming your way tonight, including new stuff & traditional EMR Christmas stuff. Don’t miss it, kids!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE 
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BEN
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: MARTHA

…how lucky that you dropped
_in. So nice and warm. Look
_out the windows at that storm.
_My sister will be suspicious.
_Gosh, your lips look delicious.
_My brother will be there at the
_door. Waves upon a tropical
_shore. My maiden aunt’s mind
_is vicious. Gosh, your lips are
_delicious. Well, maybe just a
_cigarette more. Never such a
_blizzard before. And I don’t
_
even smoke…

EM NEWS
– A Cheesy Traffic Detour
– Snowy Masterpieces
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is down and out
– Combs, Rockefeller, Austen
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– The Colonel plays us Christmas carols on his violin
– The EMR Christmas Rhyme Thyme Game
– Jerry’s 2020 Tech Turkeys
– Tons & tons of new Christmas bits & classic EMR Christmas bits
– Plenty of Xmas Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!