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eMpTy Minds Radio #598

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR CAVALCADE KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BENI

I feel like I’m pounding on a big
_door. No one can hear me knock-
_ing. I feel like I’m falling flat to
_the floor. No one can catch me
_from falling. The hourglass has
_no more grains of sand. My watch
_has stopped; no more turning
_hands. The crew have abandon-
_ed ship. The lights are on, but
_no one is in. Take it to the
_bridge; throw it overboard. See
_if it can swim back up to the
_shore. No one is in the house.
_All the lights are on..
.

EM NEWS
– Big Baby Goes Too Far
– Fluffy Crusty Sea Creatures
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — there’s not a problem.
– Depp, Gosling, Carrey
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Jerry’s Vegas Picture Cavalcade Pt. II (pics on our FB pages)
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current So-Cal locale)
– Paulie’s LA Picture Cavalcade (pics on our FB pages)
– Minnesota Vice
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #597

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: 6/8 NATE
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BENI

I say F-I. F-I-N. F-I-N-K. Fink. F-I-
_N-K. Fink. Fink. Fink. Fink. I say
_R-A. R-A-T. R-A-T-T-F-I-N-K. Rat
_Fink. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
_Yeah. Rat Fink Yeah, yeah, yeah,
_yeah, yeah. Rat Fink. Yeah, yeah,
_yeah, yeah, yeah. Rat Fink. Yeah,
_yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Rat Fink.
_Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. R-
_A-T-T-F-I-N-K. Rat Fink. You fink!
_I say A-B. A-B-C. A-B-C-D. A-B-C-
_D-E-F-G. I. I say F-I. F-I-N. F-I-N-
_K. Fink. Fink. Fink. Fink. Rat
_Fink
.

EM NEWS
– Give Us Our Dust n’ Bugs Back
– Environmental Hazards Coming Full Circle
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso (not this week, kiddos)
– Colbert, Cosby, Wahlberg
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Jerry’s Vegas Picture Cavalcade (pics on our FB pages)
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current So-Cal locale)
– The Big EMR Mixed Bag of People Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #596

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BENI

Well I’m a rollin’ daddy with a mean
_machine. It’s got a V8 motor and it
_sure is clean. I’m a hot rod man,
_yeah, I’m a hot rod man. Look out
_Little mamma, gonna git you if I
_can. I got a cowboy Caddy with a
_custom seat; it’s leatherette all
_rolled and pleat. Come on little
_mama, sit by my side. You and
_your
daddy are gonna go for a ride.

EM NEWS
– Caught Sleepin’ On The Job
– The Many Colors of Nature
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso (not this week, kiddos)
– Hall, Caine, Osbourne
– The Ticker Flashback
– Analog Head-Trip
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current So-Cal locale)
– The Big EMR B&J Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #595

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

It was late at night when he first
_hit town, his eyes were gold and
_blue. Then his mind fussed and he
_laid it down, like he had a job to
_do. The Gasser’s what they called
_him ’cause he always acted rough.
_The Gasser’s what they called him
_’cause he always acted tough. He’d
_ridden all night, all through the
_rain, though no one really knew
_why. He acted real strange and
_never gave his name, for he was
_a real strange guy. The Gasser’s
_
what they called him…

EM NEWS
– The Truth Shall Set Them Free
– There’s A Cougar In Class
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso leads itself astray
– Spielberg, Hanks, Cosby
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current So-Cal locale)
– The EMR Chinese Lost In Translation Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #594

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Now, you’ve heard the story of the
_hot rod race when the Fords and
_Mercury were setting the pace.
_That story is true I’m here to say,
_’cause I was driving that Model A.
_She’s got a Lincoln motor and it’s
_really souped up, that Model A
_body makes it look like a pup. It’s
_got eight cylinders and it uses
_them all with an overdrive that
_just won’t stall…

EM NEWS
– You Want Snake Fries With That?
– All VIPs Will Receive A Personal Greeting
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso goes a bit bonkers
– Chamitoff, Madonna, King
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Analog Head-Trip
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current So-Cal locale)
– Random rounds of The Initials Game
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #593

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

If you were sunburned, I wouldn’t
_say you look like a lobster. And if I
_bought Twizzlers, I’d offer you like
_one or two. And if someone called
_you a hussy, I’d tell ’em to shove it.
_And if you missed the bus, I’d miss
_you more than before you were
_missing. Other girls burn, they
_need water too. But they’ll have to
_fry, this buckets for you. And other
_girls want a Twizzler or two…

EM NEWS
– Robo-Spiders
– I Can Feel It In My Bones
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso takes to the field
– Cosby, Garland, Holly
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current So-Cal locale)
– Great Movie Poster Mashups (pics on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #592

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Once a year we throw a party
_here in town. Once a year we
_turn all Paris upside down. Ev’ry
_man’s a king and ev’ry king’s a
_clown. Once again it’s Topsy Turvy
_Day. It’s the day the devil in us
_gets released. It’s the day we mock
_the prig and shock the priest. Ev’ry-
_thing is topsy turvy at the feast of
_fools. Topsy turvy. Ev’rything is
_upsy daysy. Topsy turvy. Ev’ryone
_is acting crazy. Dross is gold and
_weeds are a bouquet. That’s the
_way on Topsy Turvy Day. That’s the
_way on Topsy Turvy Day…

EM NEWS
– A Stranger In Our Bed
– Beefy Manager Gave Shake An Extra Shake
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is stuck in the middle
– Mirren, Ford, Moore
– The Ticker Flashback
– Analog Head-Trip
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current So-Cal locale)
– The Big EMR 1980s Date Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #591

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHBASTARD: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

Cherry blossoms in the air tonight.
_Cherry blossoms in the air. Cherry
_blossoms in the air tonight. Cherry
_blossoms in her hair. No one has
_broken through her defense be-
_fore. No one has seen what’s be-
_hind those closed doors. I’ll sneak
_into her castle some day. I’ll make
_sure nothing gets in my way.
_Cherry blossoms in the air tonight.
_Cherry blossoms in the air.  Cherry
_blossoms in the air tonight…

EM NEWS
– Urine Luck!
– Flying On A Prayer
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso takes a monumental ride
– Jackman, Monroe, Lean
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Techin’ It Up The Ass poses a question
– A Friday The 13th related quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #590

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

Sugar. Oh, honey, honey. You are
_my candy girl and you got me
_wanting you. Honey. Oh, sugar,
_sugar. You are my candy girl and
_you got me wanting you. I just
_can’t believe the loveliness of
_loving you. I just can’t believe
_it’s true, I just can’t believe..the
_wonder of this feeling too. I just
_can’t believe it’s true. Ah, Sugar.
_Oh…honey, honey. You are my
_candy girl and you got me want-
_ing you. When I kissed you, girl,
_I knew how sweet a kiss could be.
_I know how sweet a kiss can be.
_Like the summer sunshine,
_pour your sweetness over me.
_Oh, oh, oh, oh…sugar, pour a
_little sugar on it, honey…

EM NEWS
– What’s In Your Mug?
– Penguins In Search of New Friends
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is hopped up on goofballs
– Heard, Murray, Springsteen
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– More God-Damned Amazon Reviews
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #589

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY

I was alone. I was all by myself.
_No one was looking. I was thinking
_of you. Oh yeah, did I mention, I
_was all by myself? All by myself.
_All by myself. All by myself. I
_went to your house, but no one
_was there. I went in your room.
_I was all by myself. You and me
_had such wonderful times, when
_I‘m all by myself. All by myself. You
_and me had such wonderful times
_when I’m all by myself. All by my-
_self. All by myself.

EM NEWS
– Really Shitty Reception
– Dumpster Art Rescued By Mr. Whipple
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso has a secret
– Musk, Holland, Stewart
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Analog Head-Trip asks — Do you like Ska?
– More Hysterical Amazon Reviews
– We talk with The Colonel (from SoCal) & he gets quizzed
– So much more, your head will spin!