eMpTy Minds Radio #258 (12-18-2015)

Did you hear about the plot to overthrow Christmas? Well, gather ye now from Maine to the Isthmus of Panama, and listen to the story of the utter in-glory of some gory goings-on in hell. Now it happened in Hades, ladies and gentlemen, It happened down there that fiends held a meeting. The fiends held a meeting for the purpose of defeating — Christmas. Not to worry, EMR will stop these assholes. We always do. Tune in, fair listener, to episode 258. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOM & MYRON
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: DEN-ZELL

Steve Austin isn’t coming down the
_chimney, but he’s definitely on the
_roof. You’ll hear the dit-dit-dit of

_of bionic implants, rather than rein-
_deer hooves. A Six Million Dollar 
_Man wants to trim the tree with you.
_
He’ll cut one down with his bare
_hands, and string a thousand lights
_or two.

EM NEWS
– Tick, Tick…Duh
– Only Assholes Aren’t Welcome In Hell
– Bah-Humbug
– Naked Pig Girl
– Sex-Ed
– Guess He Hit The Target
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso…tales of youth

– Not The Comeback Cosby Wanted
– Tarantino Being Fucking Fucked
– Paramount & Hasbro equals weird, stock in Howard
– Mentaltainment Ticker
– Birthdays, What We Watched + tons more

ETCETERA
– Two Jerry’s Happy Notes
– Some bizarre, little known Star Wars “facts”
– A special holiday message and challenge from Clamboy
– An interview with local photographer Den-Zell Gilliard
– So much more, your head will spin!