Let me ask you something. How would you like to have a beautiful bronze Medal of Membership to show that you’re a special friend of Captain Midnight’s and bona’ fide member of his new 1940 Flight Patrol? A medal that entitles you to take part in a great adventure and get lots of free gifts and prizes. A medal you’ll be so proud to show your friends that you’ll want to carry it with you wherever you go. It’s made with heavy bronze with raised letters and pictures on the front and back. Just like on a real Medal of Honor. It has a swell picture of Captain Midnight himself and also of our good friends, Chuck Ramsay and Patsy Donovan.
Sadly, friends, you will have to go somewhere else for all of that sick shit. This is EMR – no medals, no Chuck Ramsay and no goddamn Captain Midnight. Enjoy episode one-nine-eight!
YOUR HOSTS: TOM & MYRON
YOUR GNUs MAN: GARRY
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
“I’ve got your picture. I’ve got your
_picture. I’d like a million of you all
_round my cell. I want a doctor to take
_your picture, so I can look at you from
_inside as well. You’ve got me turning up
_and turning down…“
– Beer pong…to the death
– The mall will kill you!
– Stealing from El Chico. Fuck you!
– Gotcha, Officer!
– And a whole lot more
– Banksy arrested and unmasked…again
– He’s not being a very Good Fella
– Buffy’s Xander – hot water in potato land
– Britain publishes “too many” books
– Birthdays, What We Watched + tons more
– The Celebrity Birth Names Super Quiz
– An all new Techin’ It Up The Ass
– Two Jerry’s Happy Notes
– A couple of fantastic EM Pics (on our FB page0
– So much more, your head will spin!