Expense Account, submitted by Special Investigator Johnny Dollar, to Home Office, Nutmeg State Casualty and Bonding Company, Hartford, Connecticut. The following is an accounting of my expenditures during the investigation of a series of accidents affecting your policy holder, The Fun Fair and Weatherly Carnival Shows, or how I went for a spin on a case we might refer to as “Murder Is a Merry-Go-Round.”
Presenting EMR #197, which has nothing to with insurance or murder, unless you’d like our assistance killing a couple of hours. Wink, Wink. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOM & MYRON
YOUR GNUs MAN: GARRY
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE
YOUR EMR GUEST: SAM
“The on-air man was pitching, with a
_degree of cunning and maze, that
_Upper-Crudney-On-The-Thames was
_the source of this drinking craze. At
_holiday time they materialized – all the
_package stores proclaimed “We’ve got
_’em”, cans and bottles of pale, stale
_ale with the foam right on the bottom.“
EM NEWS
– Live bait nose plug
– Hey, have you seen….him?
– The right lot is the wrong lot
– Part Santa, part zombie, all drunk
– And a whole lot more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso delivers us to 1955
– Clowns dislike this clown very much
– Small & forgotten (the plight of small town theaters)
– Jennifer Garner – leader of the streakers
– Birthdays, What We Watched + tons more
ETCETERA
– A Moment of Cheese
– An all new Techin’ It Up The Ass
– Additional pre-recorded Jerry fun
– So much more, your head will spin!
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