eMpTy Minds Radio #151 (11-29-2013)

So, today was Black Friday.  Didn’t it used to be a lot more cool when the stores opened on this day, giving people Thanksgiving off to spend with their friends and families?   We are now seeing ludicrous things like Walmart holding food drives for their own employees.  This holiday season, take a minute to think about how stupid this country is becoming.  If you need to get in that mind set, EMR is here to help.  This episode, 151, is a fine place to start. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOM & MYRON
YOUR TECHMASTER 5000: JERRY
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: ALLY

They left me here to guard this parking
_space, a prisoner of the human race.
_My job – to make you pay your fee, while
_you think you should park for free.  What is
_it with you people?

EM NEWS
– Impromptu homelessness remedy – skydiving
– 
Faking cold? Be ashamed, newsdesk
– Black Friday asshole retailers & the good
_ones
– But it’s baking season…
– Fake cop, real/illegal sex & lots of other shit

MENTALTAINMENT
– Old Boy movie poster debacle
– The Weinsteins concoct a brilliant plan
– Muniz, Mussante, Rudolph & Bacon
– Birthdays, What We Watched & tons more!

ETCETERA
– Techin’ It Up The Ass – Turkeys of ’13
– A superb round of Big Fat Pop Culture Trivia
– A new Question of The Day
– A Fuck Off rant by Myron
Buckets of other EMR slop