eMpTy Minds Radio #118 (04-12-2013)

Remember all that bitchin’ on the last episode about it snowing and it being April?  Well, it fucking did it again!  Like several inches!   C’mon!  How can water even form into a flake of snow when it is 40 degrees outside?  Ludicrous, right?   It’s a giant slush monster on the streets of the Twin Cities.  The weather may be a big, fat, smelly, rotten disappointment, but you know what’s not?  Episode One-Hundred-Eighteen.  Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOM & MYRON
YOUR GNUs MAN: GARRY
YOUR TECH-MASTER: JERRY

YOUR EMR SOUND-GIRL: NIKI

Perhaps I’m not like techno toys today, I _weigh a ton and I am prone to tilt. No _pixelated scenes do I display, but I am fun _and for your pleasure built

EM NEWS
– In Montana, dogs prefer hundreds
– How we deal with April snow…via Twitter
– Idiot shoots elephant & elephant won’t forget
– Local arms dealer, deals legs as well
– Giant stupid belt-buckle saves its owner

MENTALTAINMENT
– Flavor Flav to learn the flavor of prison

– FUX bans sci-fi hat.  Way to treat fans
– Chinese theater to be ran by actual Chinese
– Birthdays, What We Watched & other stuff

ETCETERA
– Techin’ It Up The Ass – “The New Wheels”
– Jerry magically transformed into Jerry The Jokeman
– Amazing Spiderman & Psycho…the connection
– What bag is Niki wearing tonight?