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eMpTy Minds Radio #575

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

I’m a master of disguise. Mystery
_in your eyes. Traveling the back-
_roads of your country. Well, you
_think you’ve got my number, and
_then again, you wonder – will you
_ever get to find the real me?
_Things are not always as they first
_may seem, it’s like living in a
_dream. So, you’d like me to re-
_veal all that I know and feel. At
_the risk of causing panic and
_destruction. Well, there’s a
_method in this madness. I don’t
_mean to cause you sadness. My
_course is strictly governed by
_instruction. I’m a master of dis-
_guise, not about to compromise
.

EM NEWS
– I Believe Whatever Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Stranger
– Unskilled Man Finds Hidden Talents
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso – wait…even the moon is fake?
– Jameson, Bardem, Wahlberg
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Analog Head-Trip
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Big EMR Moon Pies & RC Cola Quiz
– We talk with The Colonel (from SoCal)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #574

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Scarlett, girl of glamour. Scarlett
_never cries. She shakes her
_head and sighs at all life’s little
_mysteries, and where she fits in
_all of these. Her friends all ask
_her why she lets the days go by.
_They say that Scarlett should be
_sinking, but they don’t know just
_what she’s thinking. She’s got no
_money, but come tomorrow,
_what she ain’t got, you know
_she’ll borrow. Life’s a game and
_games are for playing, so listen
_now to what she’s saying. This
_is Scarlett speaking, this is my
_ambition. I wanna have fun
_while I’m still young. So you’d
_better listen. Captain Scarlett
_speaking..

EM NEWS
– This Guy Tried To Pull A “Fugitive”
– A Cheesy Argument Settled
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso – six gunning its way into your heart
– Poitier, Saget, Watts
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel (from SoCal)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #573

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

A vulture, Titanic, rubber bullet
_panic. Forced revolution, put a
_bullet in me. In my head, burn-
_ing lead. Societal damage,
_descend into madness. Bay of
_Pigs. Force fed. Gone rotten. Cir-
_hossis. Double-barrel justice.
_Blueprint for destruction. A dead
_man’s bed. Full of blind oppression
_reality. Chalk body outline – the
_sentence for your crime. Gone
_insane. Blowtorch. Militant social.
_Intangible. Killer instinct. Inbred.

 

EM NEWS
– These Words Are Dead To Us. ‘Nuff Said
– Shocking Words Echoed By Household Friend
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso – kicking off the year with a double feature
– Grohl, White, Evans
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Big EMR January Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #572 – Year End Wrap

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR BEN’S CORNER: BENI

My name is Francis Tolliver, I
_come from Liverpool. Two years
_ago, the war was waiting for me
_after school. From Belgium and
_Flanders, to Germany, to here.
_I fought for King and country that
_I love dear. ‘Twas Christmas in the
_trenches, where the frost so
_bitter hung. The frozen fields of
_France were still, no Christmas
_song was sung. We traded choco-
_lates, cigarettes and photographs
_from home. These sons and
_fathers far away from families of
_their own. ‘Twas Christmas in the
_trenches…

EM NEWS
– This segment returns next week/next year

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso – The Year In Review…In Review
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of New Year’s Tidbits
– A free-form show with lots of random chatter
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #571 – Big Christmas Show

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: COUSIN TODD
YOUR BEN’S CORNER: BENI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Back home, they’re waiting on
_snow. Hitch a sleigh, slip away,
_holiday, in a way. We all wish we
_could be there to sled down into
_town. Snowy night, meadow
_bright, candlelight, what a sight.
_Oh…what I’d give to be there.
_‘Cause carolin’ we’ll go, make it up,
_what you don’t know. It’s a bit
_surpisin’, but our harmonizin’
_always sounds good in the snow.
_Ho, ho, ho…

EM NEWS
– When I Grow Up, I Wanna Be Like Santa
– Nutty Holiday Vandals
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is taking the night off (literally)
– Starr, Michaels, Ludacris
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– Tough Christmas Trivia (from Tabitha)
– Our annual Gay German visit
– Plenty of Odd Christmas Tidbits
– The EMR Carolers sing for you
– Tons of Christmas bits and excitement
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #570

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Hey Santa Claus, you cunt, where’s
_me fucking bike? I’ve unwrapped
_all this other junk and there’s
_nothing that I like. I wrote you a
_fucking letter and I come to see
_you twice. You worn out, geri-
_atric, fart, you forgot me fucking
_bike. If I wanted a pair of bloody
_thongs, I’d have bloody asked. And
_this cowboy suit and ping pong set
_you can shove right up your arse.
_You’ve stuffed me bloody order
_up, it’s enough to make you spew.
_And I’m not the only one who’s
_snakey, me sister’s dirty too…

EM NEWS
– Moving Pictures
– Dildos. Ice Cold Dildos. Get Your Ice Cold Dildos Here
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is dancing in the streets
– Cameron, Boseman, Carpenter
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– An assortment of The Initials Game fun
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #569

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

She sent my Pops right in to town
_to pick a Douglas Fir. He bellied
_up to the bar instead and said to
_the man, “Yes, Sir!” Old Pops, he
_liked his eggnog strong; he drank
_until he heaved. Crashed his car
_into a wrong-way sign, but boy
_was he relieved. ‘Cuz there in a
_ditch, he saw lots of kitch, thrown
_out carelessly wasn’t any old tree.
_It was a pink, aluminum Christ-
_mas tree. She said, “Oh, oh, the
_humanity.” That pink, aluminum
_Christmas tree is giving me the
_blues. She said “The pink, alum-
_-inum Christmas tree, is just about
_as hideous as it can be…

EM NEWS
– Cheating To Get Over The Hump
– Now That’s A Fucking High
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso doesn’t much care for the size of its boat
– Edge, Ezrin, Lifeson
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– An assortment of The Initials Game fun
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– Plenty of Odd US Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #568

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

I’m watching Christmas on TV,
_and wishing you were here with
_me. Merry Christmas from one
_million miles away. Jimmy
_Stewart. he’s with his friends.
_The bells are ringing. It’s near
_the end. Merry Christmas from
_one millions miles away. Oh, the
_lights across the street. They
_look so warm, they look so sweet.
_Like the love you gave to me
_just yesterday. But you’re really
_not that far — in our old house,
_with his new car. So, Merry
_Christmas from one million miles
_away. Merry Christmas, baby.

EM NEWS
– Up On The House Top, Reindeer Paws…
– Better Late Than Never
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso gets caught in the shit
– Scott, Kardashian, Richards
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– The EMR Ninja Day Ninja Quiz
– Techin’ It Up The Ass (Tech Turkeys)
– Plenty of Odd US Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #567

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

I want to sit at the kid’s table
_again, to eat turkey and
_dressing, pumpkin pie with real
_whipped cream, mashed pot-
_atoes and gravy and turn my
_nose up at cranberries. Moving
_up was momentous or seemed
_so at the time. I’d watched
_when sisters & cousins no longer
_talked about toys, helped in the
_kitchen and made less noise…

EM NEWS
– Warum Bin Ech Gefahrn
– Aloha! Please Come With Us, Sir
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso doubles back again
– Beeks, Spacey, Cash
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– The Great Big EMR Top-Selling Xmas Toys Quiz
– Plenty of Odd Black Friday Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #566

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

At the bottom of my bowl, I
_saw what looked like a smile.
_So, I quickly grabbed two
_more Cheerios and made a
_happy face. Because I’m
_neither too old nor too
_responsible to stop playing
_with my food.

EM NEWS
– One of The Crawling Wonders of The World
– Beefy Villain Slides Into Freedom
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso breaks some glass
– Clooney, Rudd, Crosby
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– Jerry’s Happy Note
– 20 Questions
– Tabitha has a Fuck Off! rant
– The Great Big EMR Hot Dog Quiz
– Plenty of Odd US Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!