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eMpTy Minds Radio #557

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
YOUR BEN’S CORNER: BENI

Ain’t found a way to kill me yet.
_My eyes burn with stinging
_sweat. Seems every path leads
_me to nowhere. Wife and kids,
_household pet. Seems army
_green was no safe bet. The
_bullets scream to me from some-
_where. Here, they come to snuff
_the rooster, ah yeah. Yeah, here
_come the rooster. You know he
_ain’t gonna die…

EM NEWS
– Cow Pee Pee
– Don’t Worry Jesus Has The Painting
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso RULEZ!!
– MacDonald, Christie, Mack
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– Demotivational Posters (pics on our FB pages)
– The Super Summer Saucin’ Smackdown – The Finale
– Jerry’s Happy Note
– Plenty of Odd US Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!>

eMpTy Minds Radio #556

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: 6/8 NATE

I remember it as plain as day, 
_although it happened in the
_dark of the night. I was strolling
_through the streets of Paris and
_it was cold; it was starting to rain.
_And then I heard a piercing
_scream and I rushed to the scene
_of the crime. But all I found was
_the butchered remains of two
_girls lay side by side. Murders in
_the rue morgue, someone call the
_gendarmes. Murders in the rue
_morgue, vite before the killers go
_free. Murders in the rue morgue.
_Murders in the rue morgue

EM NEWS
– The Root of Heron Is Hero
– Put Your Banana In The Hole
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is coming for you
– Williams, Malone, Sanchez
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– The EMR 60s Action Figures Quiz
– The Super Summer Saucin’ Smackdown – Semi-Finals Week 2
– Analog Head-Trip
– Plenty of Odd US Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!>

eMpTy Minds Radio #555

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR BEN’S CORNER: BEN

After working all day, I head to
_the bar. My friends are all there,
_and oh how witty they are. We
_talk of the events of the day,
_until we invariably say — “How
_dare you treat us this way!” This
_is the worst beer that I’ve ever
_had. The worst beer that I’ve
_ever had. It’s so abominably bad,
_it would make a gay man sad. It’s
_the worst beer that I’ve ever had.
_The worst beer that I’ve ever had.
_By the holy dad, are you congen-
_itally mad? This is the worst beer
_that I’ve ever had…

EM NEWS
– Childhood Dreams Dashed During Tasteless Interview
– Holy Cheeseballs & Beefcakes, You Can’t Make This Shit Up!
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is semi-automatic
– Leno, Campbell, Starr
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– Fucked Up Books We Wish Were Real (pics on our FB pages)
– The Super Summer Saucin’ Smackdown – Week 11
– Plenty of Odd US Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!>

eMpTy Minds Radio #554

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

You can’t touch this. You can’t
_touch this. My, my, my…you
_can’t touch this. Music hits me
_so hard, makes me say ‘oh my
_lord!’ Thank you for blessing me
_with a mind to rhyme and two
_hyped feet. It feels good when
_you know you’re down. A super
_dope homeboy from the Oak-
_town. And I’m known as such,
_and this is a beat, uh, you can’t
_touch. I told you homeboy, you
_can’t touch this…

EM NEWS
– The Thrill of A Lifetime
– The Best Intentions, The Worst Outcomes
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is all about comparison
– Gorman, Everly, Watts
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– The Stupid Tough EMR TV Show Quiz
– Analog Head-Trip
– Plenty of US Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!>

eMpTy Minds Radio #553

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Hangman, hangman, hold it a
_little while. Think I see my
_friends coming, riding a many
_mile. Friends did you get some
_silver? Did you get a little gold?
_What did you bring me, my dear
_friends, to keep me from the
_gallow’s pole? What did you bring
_me to keep me from the gallow’s
_pole?

EM NEWS
– Some of These Fucking Americans
– The World’s Most Illegible Hold-Up Man
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is all by the numbers
– Craig, Ramsay, Streisand
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– Plenty of US Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!>

eMpTy Minds Radio #552

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR BEN’S CORNER: BENI
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: 6/8 NATE

I know a weenie man, he owns
_a weenie stand. He sells almost
_everything from a hot dog to
_buns, buns, buns. Someday I’ll
_join his life, I’ll be his weenie
_wife. Hot dog! I love that wee-
_nie man! Weenie, weenie, wee-
_nie on a bun, bun, bun. Pass the
_mustard and the relish too. Wee-
_nie, weenie, weenie on a bun,
_bun, bun. Pass the mustard and
_the ketchup too. Weenie, wee-
_nie, weenie on a bun, bun,
_bun..
.

EM NEWS
– Open Wide
– Airborne Antics
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is creepy as fuck
– Margera, Couffer, O’Brien
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– More of the fantastic Initials Game
– The Super Summer Saucin’ Smackdown – Week Nine
– Analog Head-Trip
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– Plenty of US Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!>

eMpTy Minds Radio #551

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR BEN’S CORNER: BENI

It’s just a habit when I reach to
_the packet for my last cigar-
_ette until the day breaks. Then
_my hand shakes. But, but, but,
_but, but, but…It’s just driving
_me insane. When the smoke
_gets in my brain, I can’t resist
_it. Wallow in that ash bath,
_soaking up the fumes. And see
_the nicotine stain start to spread.
_Start to spread..
.

EM NEWS
– Owl’s Fair In Love & War
– I Almost Did Die
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is feeling punchy
– Bennett, Gaga, Nasatir
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– EMR Presents 2021 New Minnesota State Fair Foods
– The Super Summer Saucin’ Smackdown – Week Eight
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– Plenty of US Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!>

eMpTy Minds Radio #550

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR BEN’S CORNER: BENI

Get out on the highway, headin’
_down a mile away. Passin’ every-
_thing in sight, I push it to the
_max. Gettin’ ready to relax.
_‘Cause it’s gonna be a Saturday
_night. I know a place just over
_the hill — if you want to have a
_good time, you will. Way down
_south, just across the border.
_Way down¬† south, don’t need no
_law and order. Way down south..
.

EM NEWS
– Bin There, Done That
– There’s Monsters Under My Bed
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso loses its soul
– Aiello, Davidson, Damon
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– The EMR Whistleblower’s Quiz
– The Super Summer Saucin’ Smackdown – Week Seven
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– Analog Head-Trip (National Record Store Day Edition)
– Plenty of US Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!>

eMpTy Minds Radio #549

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR BEN’S CORNER: BENI

There’s a neighborhood called
_Blackhawk where all the rich
_people hide. I was down on my
_luck, working for the Salvation
_Army, the shelter is where I
_reside. Every day we drive into
_Blackhawk and we pick up the
_offerings. Microwave, refrigerator
_for the suffering. Come on baby,
_won’t you show me what you’ve
_got? I want your Salvation..
.

EM NEWS
– Reading All of The Words Is Hard Sometimes
– Cheesy Inventions
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is a star
– Geffen, Johnson, Longworth
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– The EMR Guinness Records Quiz
– The Super Summer Saucin’ Smackdown – Week Six
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– Plenty of US Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!>

eMpTy Minds Radio #548

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR BEN’S CORNER: BENI

The roof is on fire. She wet like
_Barbara Streisand. Police every-
_where. It’s like a nigga killed a
_white man. I just wanna find a
_baby mamma ‘fore the night
_end. Them stars falling, don’t
_chase ’em. The sky’s falling,
_baby. Drop that ass ‘fore it
_crash. The sky’s falling, baby

EM NEWS
– Cannuck Go Home
– Snap, Popple & Crack
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso swears he heard something
– Smoove, Trejo, Robinson
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– The Super Summer Summer Quiz
– The Super Summer Saucin’ Smackdown – Week Five
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– Plenty of US Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!>