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eMpTy Minds Radio #633

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

Nobody gonna take my car,
_I’m gonna race it to the
_ground. Nobody gonna
_break my car, it’s gonna
_
break the speed of sound.
_
Oh…it’s a killing machine,
_it’s got everything. Like a

_driving power, big fat tires

_and everything. I love it.
_I need it. And I bleed it.
_Yeah, it’s a wild hurricane.
_Alright, hold tight. I’m a
_highway star. I’m a high-
_way star.

EM NEWS
– Privilege Revoked
– A Starry Functional Fashion
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — with a whip!
– Schrader, Glitter, Presley
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits (St. Patty’s Style)
– Jerry tells bad St. Patty’s jokes
– The EMR St. Patty’s Day Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #632

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

It’s a beach party, Vietnam.
_Surfing with the Viet-Cong.
_Cookin’ hot dogs with napalm.
_Beach party, Vietnam.
_
Frankie & Annette were
_
layin’ on the sand when
_Frankie got a letter from his

_Uncle Sam. It said: get Moon

_Dog and all your friends.
_You’re all invited to a beach
_party, Vietnam. Surfin’ with
_the Viet-Cong. Cookin’ hot
_dogs with napalm. A beach
_party, Vietnam. Hey, Frankie
_aren’t you gonna give me
_your class ring…?

EM NEWS
– Cocaine Leopard
– Pro Bitch Slapping
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — the truth is out there
– Danson, Schur, Hensel
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Colonel is on the line from So-Cal
– More Cognitive Biases
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio (EMR) #631

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Little bitty pretty one, come
_on and talk-a to me. Lovey
_dovey lovey one, come sit
_down on my knee. Tell you a
_
story. Happened long time
_
ago. A-little bitty pretty one,
_I’ve been watching you grow.

_Little bitty pretty one, come

_on and talk-a to me. Lovey
_dovery lovey one, come sit
_down on my knee. Ah-Ah-
_Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah. Mmm-
_mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-
_mmm-mmm-mmm. Little
_bitty pretty one…

EM NEWS
– What’s My Name, Mufucka?
– Cholo, The Mexican Elf
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — small town gayety
– Bautista, Martin, Gomez, Short
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Analog Head-Trip
– The EMR Very Superstitious Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #630

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

We’ve taken care of every-
_thing. The words you hear.
_The songs you sing. The pic-
_tures that give pleasure to
_
your eyes. It’s one for all.
_
All for one. We work to-
_gether common sons. Never

_need to wonder how or why.

_We are the priests of The
_Temples of Syrinx…

EM NEWS
– Burn It To The Ground
– A New Way To Save Money
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — Whoa. Rock n’ Roll?
– Martindale, Sands, Banks
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Analog Head-Trip
– The EMR Blue & Green Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #629

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Instant Karma’s gonna get you.
_Gonna knock you right on the
_head. You better get yourself
_together. Pretty soon you’re
_
gonna be dead. What in the
_
world you thinking of? Laugh-
_ing in the face of love. What

_on earth you tryin’ to do? It’s

_up to you. Yeah you. Instant
_karma’s gonna get you. Gonna

_look you right in the face.
_Better get yourself together
_darlin’. Join the human race.
_How in the world you gonna
_see? Laughin’ at fools like me.
_Who in the hell d’you think
_you are? A super star?

EM NEWS
– Exhausted Weiner
– Thanks For The Shitty Review
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — It’s a damn siege!
– Spielberg, Cruise, U2
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Analog Head-Trip
– The Classic Atari Arcade Super Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #628

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

Purple haze all in my brain.
_Lately things just don’t seem
_the same. Actin’ funny, but
_I don’t know why.  ‘Scuse me
_
while I kiss the sky. Purple
_
haze all around. Don’t know
_if I’m comin’ up or down. Am

_I happy or in misery? What-

_ever it is, that girl put a spell
_on me. Help me. Help me. Oh

_no no

EM NEWS
– Are They Dead Dead or Are They Dead?
– I’ve Got The Shakes
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — Call me, Paulie
– Fleetwood, Kazan, Stewart
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Funny As Fuck Fake Book Covers (pics on either of our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #627

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

They give us a room with a
_view of the beautiful Rhine.
_They give us a room with a
_view of the beautiful Rhine.
_
Gimme a muddy old creek
_
in Texas any old time. I’ve
_got those hup, two, three,

_four, occupation G.I. blues.

_From my G.I. hair to the
_heels of my G.I. shoes. And

_if I don’t go stateside soon,
_I’m gonna blow my fuse. We
_get hasenpfeffer and black
_pumpernickel for chow. We
_get hasenpfeffer

EM NEWS
– It Might Have Big Feet. Don’t Mean It’s Bigfoot
– Bear Woke Up With Pants
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — Come out and play
– Baldwin, Hall, Holly
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Analog Head-Trip
– More Fake Mystery Book Covers (pics on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #626

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Mother do you think they’ll
_drop the bomb? Mother do
_you think they’ll like this
_song? Mother do you think
_
they’ll try to break my balls?
_
Ooh ahh, Mother, should I
_build a wall? Mother should

_I run for President? Mother

_should I trust the govern-
_ment?
Mother will they put
_me in the firing line? Ooh
_aah, is it just a waste of
_time? Hush now, baby,
_baby, don’t you cry. Mama’s
_gonna make all of your night-
_mares come true…

EM NEWS
– Time Is So Much Weirder Than It Seems
– High Schooler’s Grow Up So Fast
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — SNAFU
– Miller, Jackson, Seeger
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Techin’ It Up The Ass – overrated tech
– The Tough & Rando Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #625

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Well, I hate banks, I just can’t
_stand ’em. Gimme a shovel,
_and man, I’ll plant ’em. Six
_feet under is where they
_
belong. I hate banks is the
_
name of this song. I think I’ll
_rob myself one or two. I hate

_banks, yeah, how ’bout you?

_Well, lend me a nickel and
_lend me a dime. Repossess my

_house at any old time…

EM NEWS
– Dans Dans Dans Da Naat Komplete
– Getting A Bone For New York
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — have you checked the children?
– Larroquette, Hooper, Freed
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– A quick Clamboy First Avenue update
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #624

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY

Out of the cocoa pads came
_the food of the Gods. Choc,
_choc, chocolate…chewy and
_gooey, sticky and sweet. Choc,
_
choc, chocolate. I like bars
_
that rocket to Mars. I gotta
_have a Hershey’s Kiss.
You
_know I’d die for chocolate

_mud pie; send me to heaven-
_ly bliss. Choc, choc, choc,
_choc, choc, chocolate. Many
_years ago, in Mexico, Cortez
_found a bean he’d never seen.

EM NEWS
– King Sitting In Man’s Car
– Oh Dear! What Am I Doing Here?
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — TERROR!
– Serling, Dre, Copeland
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays
– Analog Head-Trip

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Big EMR Snow Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!