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eMpTy Minds Radio #618

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

Young, velvet, porcelain boy,
_devour me when you’re with
_me. Blue wish window seas
_speak delicious fires. I’m your
_
candy perfume girl. Your candy
_
perfume girl. Moist, warm
_desire. Fly to me. I’m your

_candy perfume girl. Your candy

_perfume girl. I’m your candy
_perfume girl. Candy. Candy.
_Rush me ghost you see. Every
_center my home. Fever steam
_girl, throb the oceans. You’re a
_candy perfume girl…

EM NEWS
– Dream A Little Dream of Fuzzy Friends
– Ze Grumpy Old Lady
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — is having a rough go
– Tarantino, Jackson, Colbert
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current So-Cal locale)
– Again, Knockoff Toys (pics on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #617

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

This song is called…this song is
_called Bacon Skin. Hit me. It’s
_dedicated to my first wife. Her
_name is, oh Lord, Cloreen. She’s
_
just fat. Hit me. Too nasty, I
_
said now. Big dumb you. You,
_Bacon Skin. Just fat, but you

_know where it’s at. I wish you

_was thin, Cloreen Bacon Skin.
_Brotch, you can’t fuck with that.
_Look out!

EM NEWS
– Fast Food Chain’s Unexpected Delivery Options
– Unintentional Cat-napping
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — a Double Feature!
– Leno, Iger, Chapek
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current So-Cal locale)
– Techin’ It Up The Ass – Tech Turkeys 2022
– The Big EMR Black Friday Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #616

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
SPECIAL MUSICAL GUEST: SOLOCHEK

Too old, too old. He’s too old to
_cut the mustard anymore. He’s
_getting too old, he done got too
_old. He’s too old to cut the
_
mustard anymore. When I was
_
young, I had a lotta pep. I could
_get around, didn’t need no help.

_But now you’re old and a gettin’

_gray. The people all look at you
_and say — Too old, too old, he’s
_too old to cut the mustard any-
_more. He’s gettin’ too old. He
_done got too old...

EM NEWS
– Fucking People! Fu-u-u-ucking People!
– An Ear-ie Partnership
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — she’s a good girl
– Stewart, Chapelle, John
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current So-Cal locale)
– We chat with, do MadLibs with & enjoy the music of Solochek
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #615

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: WERNER

Well, I walked ’round the corner,
_and I walked ’round the block,
_and I walked right into a bakery
_shop. I picked up a doughnut, and
_
I wiped off the grease and I
_
handed the lady a five cent piece.
_Well, she looked at the doughnut,

_and she looked at me and she said

_“Hey, mister, you can plainly see…
_There’s a hole in the nickel. There’s
_a hole right through.” Said I, “There’s
_a hole in the doughnut too. Thanks
_for the doughnut. Goodbye.

EM NEWS
– Toad Tripping
– Excuse Me, Is This Your Chicken?
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — political kidnapping
– Chapman, Whedon, Minnelli
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We chat with special guest Werner (AKA Mr. Bumble)
– A Quiz of The Weird
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #614

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE

Potato chips, how my mouth just drips.
_Potato chips, how my mouth just drips.
_Crunch, crunch, I don’t want no lunch.
_All I want is potato chips. Potato chips,
_
how my mouth just drips.Potato chips,
_
how my mouth just drips. Crunch,
_crunch, I don’t want no lunch.
All I
_want is potato chips.
No matter where
_it is, you’ll always find a bag around.
_Be it in a bar or picnic, even a base-
_ball ground.
Potato chips, how my
_
mouth just drips. Potato chips, drip,
_drips. Crunch, crunch, I don’t want no
_lunch. All I want is potato chips.
Bag,
_bag, bag,
Bag of potato chips. Potato
_chips, high crunchy, crunchy.
Potato
_
chips, crunch, crunchy, crunchy.
_Crunch, crunch, crunch, I don’t want
_
no lunch. All I want is potato chips.
_Chip, oh those potato-tato chips.
_Potato, potato, a chippy-chippo.
_Crunch, crunch, don’t want no lunch.
_All I want is potato chips
.

EM NEWS
– The Flip Side of Art
– Long Distance Travel Is….You Guessed It…For The Birds
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — a serious matter
– King, Saget, John
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– A Bad Norm Macdonald Impersonator Reads A Penthouse Letter
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #613 The Big Halloween Show

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOST: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: COUSIN TODD

You better run, you better hide,
_we gotta keep you out of sight.
_Be careful, Sigmund. Cover your
_tracks when you leave, ’cause
_you know Zelda won’t believe
_your friend is Sigmund. Who
_ever heard of a friendly sea-
_monster lovin’ and laughin’ his
_life away? You better run, you
_better hide, we gotta keep you
_out of sight. Be careful, Sigmund.
_The other monsters put you
_down, ’cause you’re not mean
_and now we’ve found a friend
_in Sigmund.

EM NEWS
– Beez On The Loose
– Shhh…I’m Hunting For Wabbits
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — a double monster feature
– Bell, Bass, Howard
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Analog Headless-Trip
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The EMR Scare-tastic Super Quiz
– A Five Minute Cinema
– A bunch of other Halloween nonsense
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #612

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOST: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Monsterkind is all agreed, when
_you find a friend in need you
_extend a tentacle or paw. We
_are all one family bound by
_ghoulish unity, we adhere to
_one hair-raising law. A monster
_always lends a helping claw. If
_you’re in a prickly plight, don’t
_go down without a fright. Call
_your friends, they’ll always
_understand. Zombie, ogre, witch
_or ghoul, they’ll obey the ghostly
_rule, we’re all part of one big
_beastly band. A monster always
_lends a helping hand. Don’t
_despair, just wait and see, we’ll
_save our favorite B&B. With a
_little spooky shock and awe, a
_monster always lends a helping
_claw.

EM NEWS
– Inspector Is A Real Jerk Off
– Not OUR Monster
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — is just tryin’ to stay dry
– Lee, Gordon, Theron
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Analog Head-Trip
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current SoCal location)
– A Fuck Off! rant
– The Gotta Get Back In Time Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #611

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOST: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

In the time of demons and rulers,
_the desert was stable. Only to
_deteriorate into war, as soon as
_they had forsaken these lands
_into humanity’s control. It was a
_curse that was set upon these
_lands by genie who roamed the
_ancient lands of Mesopotamia.
_As humans took hold of the
_land, chaos embarked along.
_They hover above grinning; they
_knew peace would be gone. Iran,
_Iraq, Lebanon and Syria controlled
_by terror…

EM NEWS
– This Stuff’s Made In North Carolina! Get A Rope.
– Trouser Snakes
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — Costello’s Killin’ It
– Lansbury, Pratt, Finke
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Analog Head-Trip
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current SoCal location)
– The Easiest Damned Quiz Ever
– A call from our old friend Daryl in Beaverdale, PA.
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #610

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOST: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Remember somewhere in ’52,
_I met you. Somewhere in ’52,
_you kissed me. Somewhere…
_oh my. Oh kiss me, baby.
_Don’t you make me mad. I
_can make you forget all that
_you never had. Oh kiss me,
_baby. I can’t divine if you
_ever wanted me or got
_caught between the devil
_and the creature from the
_haunted sea. Oh kiss me,
_baby. I’ll make you forget
_what you’ve got on your mind.
_Oh kiss my full lips. They’re
_nice, you bet. So kiss them,
_baby…

EM NEWS
– California Walkin’ The Walk
– Chess Champion Anal About Losing
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — It’s as easy as 1,2,3
– Russell, Beckham, Cruise
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Analog Head-Trip
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Paulie’s Canoeing Picture Cavalcade (pictures on our FB pages)
– Tommy’s Arizona & Vegas Picture Cavalcade (pictures on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio – A Flashback To The Big Episode #400

Your host, Tommy, is out of town for a bit, so in lieu of Episode #611, we are presenting you a re-play of The Big 400th episode, from just over four years ago.  The theme picture is (as seen below) Seven-Thirty Express Blended Whiskey by The American Liquor Company. This is Episode 400.  Check it out!!!!

YOUR HOST: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS MAN: GARRY
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: COUSIN TODD