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eMpTy Minds Radio #515

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Regular listener? Awesome. Occasional listener? Cool.  Have never listened? What the fuck are you waiting for? This is our Black Friday episode. That doesn’t mean too much. We just thought we’d let you know. It’s also known as episode #515. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE 
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BEN
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

There is history in this place.
_There are dragons to be 
_chased. And though I don’t 
_know who you are, an easy
_flow and a strong, a strong
_heart. And the charm in the
_way you hide, gently take my
_skull for a ride. And I don’t
_know who you are, but I 
_know what I’d like you to be.
_A one night stand under
_stoned persuasion. But a joy
_that I can’t hide. Gently
_take my skull for a ride. We
_can never go too far. The
_pain we can’t escape at
_least will wait…

EM NEWS
– Unintentional Intoxication
– Bovine Benefits
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso offers up three
– Murray, Jennings, Hook
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– The Colonel plays his violin for us
– The EMR Celebrity Rhyme Thyme
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #514

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Regular listener? Awesome. Occasional listener? Cool.  Have never listened? What the fuck are you waiting for? It’s episode #514, don’t you think you should get started? Damn it!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE 
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BEN
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

It couldn’t be a dam ’cause it
_doesn’t have a beaver.  It’s 
_not the DMV ’cause it doesn’t
_make you wait. It couldn’t be
_a taco ’cause it isn’t very 
_crunchy. It couldn’t be an 
_Olsen ’cause it isn’t Mary-
_Kate. It can’t be Dirty Dancing
_’cause it doesn’t make you
_vomit. It couldn’t be an iron
_’cause it doesn’t burn your
_face. It couldn’t be Bruce
_Campbell ’cause it isn’t fuckin’
_awesome. It couldn’t be a
_keyboard ’cause it doesn’t
_have a space…BAR. This is
_not a song. It’s a sandwich.

EM NEWS
– Salty Holiday
– Home, Home On The Sauce
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso gets predictable
– Carey, Bell, Swedien
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– The EMR Celebrity Rhyme Thyme
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #513

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. And just like that, it was winter in EMR-Land…again. This is Episode #513 to take your mind off of it. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: 6/8 NATE
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BEN
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

Trick or treat. Sweet to eat,
_on Halloween and New Year’s
_Eve. Yankee girls, you just
_can’t be beat. But you’re the
_best when you’re off your 
_feet. Girls, girls, girls…At The
_Dollhouse in Fort Lauderdale.
_Girls, girls, girls…rocking in
_Atlanta at Tattletails. Girls,
_girls, girls…raising hell at the
_Seventh Veil. Crazy Horse,
_Paris, France. Forget the
_names, remember romance.
_Got the photos — menage et
_Trois. Must have broke those
_Frenchie’s laws with those…
_Girls, girls, girls…Body Shop
_and Marble Arch. Girls, girls,
_girls...

EM NEWS
– You’ve Got To Fight…For Your Right…To Party!
– It’s A Bird. It’s A Plane. It’s A Car…
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso gets revolutionary
– Grohl, Cohen, Springsteen
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– The EMR Celebrity Rhyme Thyme
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #512 – Our 10th Anniversary

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Tonight’s episode, number five-hundred-twelve, marks our 10th anniversary. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: 
JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BEN
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

Nowhere to run and nowhere
_to hide. I can’t kill this bad
_pain inside. What can I do 
_when your love is gone? All I
_can do is just live on. No 
_escape from your heart. No
_escape from your lips. No
_escape from you, baby; you
_bring the tears. No escape 
_from you, darlin’, all the
_night and day. No escape
_from you, baby. What else
_can I say? No escape. No
_escape. No escape. What
_can I do without you? Loss.
_I need your love, whatever
_it will cause...

EM NEWS
– Icy News From Way In The Past
– Don’t Try This At Home Kids
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso loves a village
– Oliver, Ford, Connery, Springsteen
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– The Initials Game
– Jerry Happy Note
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #511 – The Big Halloween Show

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. This is Episode #511 – The Awesome Halloween Show. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BEN
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: 6/8 NATE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

Fly me to the moon. Let me 
_play among the stars. Let me
_see what spring is like on
_Jupiter and Mars. In other
_words, hold my hand. In other
_words, baby, kiss me. Fill my
_heart with song and let me
_sing forever more. You’re all
_I long for. All I worship and
_adore. In other words, please
_be true. In other words, I
_love you. Fly me to the moon.
_Let me play among the stars.

EM NEWS
– The Mummified Twinkies
– Beatle Tank, Beatle Tank, Beatle Tank
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso goes off the deep end
– The Spin On The Dead Spin
– Cohen, Black, Gass
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– Two Halloween Quizzes (Candy Nostalgia & Horror Films)
– Halloween Limericks
– Analog Head-Trip
– Minnesota Vice (a great seasonal beer)
– Plenty of Halloween Factoids
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #510

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. This is Episode #510. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BEN

They took the whole Cherokee
_Nation . Put us on this reser-
_vation. Took away our ways
_of life — the tomahawk and
_the bow and knife. Took away
_our native tongue and taught
_their English to our young. And
_all the beads we made by hand
_are nowadays made in Japan.
_Cherokee people. Cherokee
_tribe. So proud to live. So
_proud to die.

EM NEWS
– Lake Life Reels From A Bag of Fucking Eels
– Breath In The Fresh Air of Asbestos
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso delivers
– The Smell of Hopkins…Is Lovely
– Fincher, Cuomo, Holly
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– Bizarre Road Signs (pics on our FB page – follow along)
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #509

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BEN
YOUR EM GUEST: JASON – THE POTTER

What a display, we can’t look
_away from the ones who get
_paid to stand on the stage. 
_And the people all watch –
_sit and listen in silence. I see
_them up on the screen. We 
_all listen, but they don’t say
_anything. They look so pretty
_and free, but we can all think
_when we are unplugged from
_the machine. I get my own
_thoughts. I don’t need to be
_taught.

EM NEWS
– Sneaky, Sneaky. Or Rather — Stinky, Stinky
– Do You Know The Pumpkin Man?
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso gets a jump on the future
– Cuties…Still Cute
– Trebek, Sherman-Palladino, Hall
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA (The Colonel returns next week)
– We converse with Special Guest, Jason The Potter
– Even More Knockoff Toys (pics on our FB page)
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #508

Welcome to world of EMR Episode #508.

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BEN

Into the distance, a ribbon of
_black. Stretched to the point
_of no turning back. A flight of
_fancy on a windswept field.
_Standing alone, my senses 
_reeled. A fatal attraction is
_holding me fast. How can I
_escape this irresistible grasp?
_Can’t keep my eyes from the
_circling skies. Tongue-tied and
_twisted, just an earth-bound
_misfit, I.

EM NEWS
– The Best of Both Worlds…or Not
– What A Cute Little Devil
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso becomes enamored
– Will You Accept The Weasel Into Your Life…Again?
– Van Halen, Armstrong, Prince
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA (The Colonel returns next week)
– Jerry’s 80s Music Quiz
– A Jerry’s Happy Note
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Super Summer Soda Smackdown (Grand Finale)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #507 (10-02-2020)

How do you feel about cartoons and the art of cartoons? Still or animated? You’d better like that shit and like it quick, because Mr. Mort Lawry ain’t gonna take no lip out of you, you snot-nosed little fuh…what? Excuse me. Oh shit…we’re live. Hi, friends…Mort Lawry here to talk about cartoons. But before we get into that, how about we dive into EMR episode five-zero-seven? Sound good? Great! And if you won’t to dive into that, I have something else for you to dive into…what? Still live? Fuck!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BEN

We can dance if we want to. We
_can leave your friends behind.
_Because your friends don’t 
_dance, and if they don’t dance.
_Well, they’re no friends of 
_mine. We can go where we 
_want to, a place where they
_will never find. And we can act
_like we come from out of this
_world; leave the real one far
_behind. And we can dance…
_We can dance, we can dance.
_Everything out of control. We
_dance, we can dance. They’re
_doing it from wall to wall
.


EM NEWS
– Somebody’s In My Bed
– He’s Going The Distance
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is awakened
– A Great Big Podcast Buyout
– Cohen, Serling, D’Amaro
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA (The City of Angels)
– The EMR Theme Park Insanity Quiz
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Super Summer Soda Smackdown (the finale is next week)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #506 (09-25-2020)

The China Bowl at 4am. That’s right — The China Bowl at 4am. Oh, hey, friends…Mort Lawry here. I was just re-working last week’s theme music to this week theme image. I know it sounds crazy, probably because it is. But hey, you try sitting in a sound booth all evening coming up with new ways to make Egg Foo Young sound exciting.  Mort Lawry saying – have a nice fucking weekend. Oh and enjoy eMpTy Minds Radio number five-zero-six!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM MUSIC-MAN: 6/8 NATE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: COL. NYLEN
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BEN

Hatin’ colorless society and 
_provin’ it. Watching too much
_TV for a Chinese girl. Living 
_in a new country called 
_America. Yes, she’s beautiful.
_She’s got her spacious skies.
_But what about the ugly parts
_the conquerors hide. A bowl
_of rice is a bowl of memories.
_Shovin’ it down our hungry
_throats. A cup of tea is a cup
_of tears. Floodin’ down our
_thirsty throats. So, I write a
_song to keep the memories of
_you and me. It shall keep us
_warm at night, eventhough you
_are out of sight.


EM NEWS
– Hot Blooded. Hot Blooded
– All We Wanted Was Some Peace & Quiet
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso gets the shaft
– WB Ditches So Ko
– Lennon, Clapton, Cruise
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with Colonel Nylen from LA (The City of Angels)
– The Great American Soda Quiz
– A new Analog Head-Trip
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– The Super Summer Soda Smackdown (semi-finals – round two)
– So much more, your head will spin!