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eMpTy Minds Radio #544

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR BEN’S CORNER: BENI
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: CLAMBOY

I’ve got your picture, of me and
_you. You wrote “I love you.” I
_wrote “me too.” I sit there staring
_and there’s nothing else to do.
_Oh, it’s in color – your hair is
_brown. Your eyes are hazel and
_soft as clouds. I often kiss you
_when there’s no one else around.
_I’ve got your picture. I’ve got your
_picture. I’d like a million of you
_all ’round my cell. I want the
_doctor to take your picture, so I
_can look at you from inside as
_well. You’ve got me turning up
_and turning down. I’m turning in
_and turning ’round. I think I’m
_turning Japanese…

EM NEWS
– Look Out! Here Comes The Spider-Fam
– Poking Sleeping Bears
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso w/ a Clam assist
– Cornell, King, McKellen
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– The Colonel (on the line from SoCal)
– The EMR Benchmark (we didn’t say Criterion) Quiz
– Jerry’s Happy Note
– We start The Super Summer Saucin’ Smackdown
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio (EMR) #543

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: 6/8 NATE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR BEN’S CORNER: BENI

Took a flight out of Japan and I
_met a Russian model. One week
_straight, we popping bottles…
_passing out in hotel lobbies.
_She told me she likes to dance, I
_said “We should go to France.”
_Said “I’m sure we’ll meet again.
_Hit me when you land in London.
_We don’t need to see the city,
_seen that all before. Maids best
_not disturb, put the sign outside
_the door. We just topped a bottle,
_I can see that you want more.
_Texts from my ex, yeah, it’s a
_quarter past four…

EM NEWS
– Canine Uber
– Antique Meth Show
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is unraveling
– Williams, Strummer, Cook
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We did NOT speak to The Colonel tonight
– Back Rockwards!
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #542

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR BEN’S CORNER: BENI

…she was tall, thin and tarty, and
_she drove a Maserati. Faster than
_sound, I was heaven bound.
_Although I must have looked a
_creep in my army surplus jeep.
_Was I being too bold? Before the
_night could get old…no, no, no,
_no, no. She proved me so wrong.
_Oh…the Italian girls sometimes
_hold their religious habits in front
_of your eyes, just to get you tied…

EM NEWS
– I Like The Color of Your Mouth
– An Act of Musical Kindness
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso movie of mystery
– Dylan, Spacey, Biden
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– More Shower Thoughts
– Jerry’s Happy Note – McDonald’s Autism
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #541

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: 6/8 NATE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR BEN’S CORNER: BENI

Someone that you half imagine
_comes alive in a smoky room.
_Hungry eyes, alibis, are trained on
_you. Hieroglyphics on the ceiling
_hint at secret sins. Rumors slipping
_out the doorway, revealing passions
_deep within. Someone wants to
_take you to The Alibi Room. Some-
_one wants to take you to The Alibi
_Room. Someone wants to break
_you in The Alibi Room. Hungry
_eyes and alibis are waiting in The
_Alibi Room. Hungry eyes and alibis
_are waiting in The Alibi Room.

EM NEWS
– The Sky Is Falling! The Sky Is Falling!
– Pool Party Crashers
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso presents a triple feature
– Reedus, Mustaine, Trebek
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– It’s Back! The Initial Game
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #540

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR BEN’S CORNER: BENI

Aloha! And welcome to the natural
_beauty, wonder & adventure of our
_islands. Every day the gentle rain
_paints our landscapes with lush
_vegetation and a colorful variety of
_exotic flowers. Their alluring beauty
_and intoxicating fragrance fill our
_island paradise with enchantment.
_No less enchanting are the many
_varieties of brilliantly colored
_tropical birds that entertain with
_delightful song. This incredible
_bounty of natural beauty was born
_of the blending of rich volcanic soil
_with the warm tropical climate.
_Among our tasty treasures are flavor-
_ful fruits, such as: bananas, mangos,
_papayas, and of course – the pine-
_apple.

EM NEWS
– Zombie Brains From Down Under
– Archaeologists Discover Their Hard On
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is pressing charges
– Van Dyke, Stone, Grodin
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– The Great EMR TV Spinoff Game
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #539

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. This is episode #539. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR BEN’S CORNER: BENI

Most people live on a lonely island,
_lost in the middle of a foggy sea.
_Most people long for another
_island, one where they know they
_would like to be. Bali Hai may
_call you. Any night, any day. In
_your heart you’ll hear it call
_you — come away, come away.
_Bali Hai will whisper on the wind
_of the sea — here am I, your
_special island. Come to me, come
_to me. Your own special hopes,
_your own special dreams loom on
_the hillside and shine in the streams.
_If you try, you will find me where
_the sky meets the sea. Here am I,
_your special island. Come to me.
_Come to me.

EM NEWS
– Easy As Pasta
– That’s A Bit Rough
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso gets shaken down
– Norton, Lloyd, DiCaprio
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– Too Close For Comfort – The EMR Photo Game (images on our FB pages)
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #538

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. This is episode #538. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR BEN’S CORNER: BENI

I would like to see Samoa of Samoa
_where the hoopu, the nooku and
_maybe the upu waha too. I would
_like to write a song about Samoa
_with aloha to rhyme it and picture
_it, the climate drifting by. In all
_my dreams, I see a vision of the
_moonlit tropical shore and a
_maiden Polynesian. You can
_wick that wack by her little grass
_shack. with her hair so black
_hanging down her back. I would
_like to see Samoa of Samoa, and
_I would go there tomorrow if only
_I knew just where it was. In all
_my dreams, I see a vision of the
_moonlit tropical shore…

EM NEWS
– Ditzy Early Retirement Plan
– There Was An Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe…
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso gets down & dirty
– Springsteen, O’Brien, Koons
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– The Initials Game is back
– Jerry’s Happy Note
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #537

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. This is episode #537. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR BEN’S CORNER: BENI

She’s movin’ like more than the airs
_is glistenin’. Testin’ your ate in the
_delirium. Sounding fate, booming
_all over your eminence. Skin on
_skin again. Put it all, get it all, get
_in then. Ladies and gentlemen,
_misters and mistresses or entrants
_and simil men. There it is —
_boogieman…

EM NEWS
– Would The Real Josh Swain Please Stand Up?
– Skinny-Dipping In The Sky
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso takes a snapshot
– DiCaprio, Schmitt, Grohl
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– Film Gimmicks
– Jerry’s Happy Note
– Paulie has a Fuck Off! rant
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #536

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. This is episode #536. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL

If you go away on this summer day,
_then you might as well take the sun
_away. All the birds that flew in a 
_summer sky when our love was new
_and our hearts were high. When the
_
day was young and the night was
_long and the moon stood still for the
_night bird’s song. If you go away. If
_you go away. If you go away. But if
_you stay, I’ll make you a day like no
_day has been or will be again. We’ll
_sail on the sun. We’ll ride on the
_rain. We’ll talk to the trees and
_worship the wind. Then if you go,
_I’ll understand. Leave me just
_enough love to fill up my hand. If
_you go away. If you go away. If you
_go away. But if you go, I won’t
_cry for the good’s gone from good-
_bye. If you go away…

EM NEWS
– The Beast Among The Lilacs
– A Tunnel of Unknown Origin
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is very contemporary
– Steinman, Becket, Elam
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA…for the WHOLE show
– The Minnesota Quiz
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #535

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. This is episode #535. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: MARTHA
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL

Make you thought, eat ham hocks,
_tuna out the garbage. Blind your
_range with tones, your radio sounds
_strange. Eat out your rear bag, 
_snatch ribs out your wild coyote.
_
Tell Bob to pay me, the company
_boss still owe me. But capitol
_built walls, built fences. I come for
_my check, don’t lower your defenses.
_Get off my elevator!

EM NEWS
– Astro Beef
– Accepted…Accepted…AND Accepted!
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso sees double
– Colbert, Johnson, Aaker
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– Jerry’s Happy Note
– The EMR Mixed Bag Trivia Thing
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!