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eMpTy Minds Radio #534

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. This is episode #534. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BENI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL

I didn’t know what time it was
_until the sun went down. Detroit
_Michigan, on the bus downtown.
_Last night I was fighting on the
_street. But tonight I have a girl
_next to me. In this cold world,
_she brings me heat. I’ve got a
_good feeling about a bad city
_tonight. I’ve got a good feeling
_everything’s gonna be alright…


EM NEWS
– Walking On Fire & Water
– Spa Day Gone Wrong
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso takes flight
– Grohl, Ritter, Rodgers
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– Jerry’s Happy Note
– The Initials Game
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #533

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. This is episode #533. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BENI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL

With your feet on the air and 
_your head on the ground, try

_this trick and spin it, yeah. 
_Your head will collapse, but 
_there’s nothing in it. And you’ll
_ask yourself, where is my mind?
_Where is my mind? Way out in
_the water. See it swimming.

EM NEWS
– Untraditional Final Paycheck
– Nobody Move
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso takes someone’s place
– Burt, Martin, Spector
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– The Initials Game
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #532

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. This is episode #532. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: MARTHA
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL

I was one of those hicks who
_came here from the sticks. 

_Trying to find that kind of fame
_that Broadway stands for. I was
_one of those fools who dreamed
_of riches and jewels. Now, I am
_awake. Find my mistake. I’ll
_get a break. Broadway’s a fake.
_
I work in a speak that’s dim and
_dingy. Where standers are pre-
_tenders, cheap and stingy. All
_I smell is rotten Scotch & Ginger.
_Cigarettes…cigars!


EM NEWS
– Cinnamon Shrimp Crunch!
– Arizona Scientists Are Lunary Toons
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso takes a journey
– Thurston, Segal, Peters
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– The Initials Game
– Jerry’s Happy Note
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #531

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. This is episode #531. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL

Yeah, she was so pretty she 
_made Charlize Theron look like

_a big fat pig. The only caveat is
_one of her earlobes is just a tiny
_bit too big. I said, hey, are we
_doin’ government work here? No,
_I don’t think we are. You’re close,
_so very, very close. Aww, baby,
_
you’re close, so close, but no
_cigar. Really, really, really close,
_but no cigar.


EM NEWS
– School Bus Mystery Solved
– Mirror In The Bathroom
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso searches for clone
– Lee, Meirelles, Brown
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– Board Game Investigations: The Quiz
– Jerry’s Happy Note
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #530

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. This is episode #530. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BENI

The man with the cigar walked
_on up to where I was workin’

_this mornin’. The man with the
_cigar said I was workin’ too slow,
_and if I didn’t speed it up, he’d
_have to let me go. I’m workin’
_like a dog, so why’s he always
_hangin’ around me to hound me.
_
He’s pushing me too far and
_pretty soon my back is gonna
_break.


EM NEWS
– Massive Tit Fight Breaks Out
– New Wave Camping
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso may never get home
– Pina, Leone, Mason
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Seuss
_Quiz
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #529

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. This is episode #529. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BENI

A small cigar can change the 
_world. I know I’ve done it

_frequently at parties, where 
_I’ve won all the guests atten-
_tion, with my generosity and
_suave gentlemanly bearing.  A
_little flat tin case is all you 
_need. Breast pocket conver-
_
sation opener. And one of those
_ciggie lighters that look rather
_good. You can throw away when
_empty. Must be declared a
_great success.

EM NEWS
– Waxy Dining Patrons
– We’ve Got The Funk
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is stuck in the bowl
– Seuss, Jolie, Parnther
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– EMRs Fake Pulp & Romance Novel Covers (seen on our FB page(s))
– Plenty of Puns o’ The Night
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #528

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. This is episode #528. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BENI

When I grow up, I want to be
_one of the harvesters of the 

_sea. I think before my days are
_done, I want to be a fisherman.
_Four hours up oh the ocean
_swelled and swelled. The fog
_rolled in. It started raining. The
_starboard bow. Oh my God,
_
we’re going down! They do not
_hear his frantic mayday. I want
_to be a fisherman. I’ll live and
_die a fisherman. Calling John
_the fisherman.

EM NEWS
– Don’t Do This At Home, Kids
– The One That Got Away-ay-ay-ay
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is all “tied” up
– Bond, Groening, Chaplin
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– Ahoy! It’s The EMR Yacht Rock Super Quiz
– Plenty of Puns o’ The Night
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #527

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS GUEST: MARTHA
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BENI

Johnny Grotto was a fisherman’s
_son. Johnny Grotto was a fisher-

_man’s son. When he set out to 
_sea, he had one thing in mind. 
_He wanted to see how much fish
_he could find. It was late in the
_evening when fish start to bite.
_Just before dark, when fish start
_
to bite. When the fishing was
_good, he was feeling alright. Said
_the fishing was good; he was
_feeling alright. And the night was
_so bright that a star was in sight.
_Said the night was so bright that
_a star was in sight. He catch so
_much fish that he stayed out all
_night…

EM NEWS
– With This Ring I Do Wed…Someone Else
– Artificial Life On The Highway
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is struggling
– Sandler, Pennock, Hasel
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– The EMR TV Theme Song Game
– Jerry’s Happy Note
– Plenty of Puns o’ The Night
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #526

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BENI

Got a whale of a tale to tell you, 
_lads. A whale of a tale or two. ‘Bout 

_the flappin’ fish and the girls I’ve 
_loved. On nights like this, with the
_moon above, a whale of a tale and
_it’s all true, I swear by my tattoo.
_There was Mermaid Minnie, met  
_her down in Madagascar. She would
_
kiss me any time that I would ask
_her. Then one evening, her flame
_of love blew out. Blow me down
_and pick me up. She swapped me
_for a trout. Got a whale of a tale
_to tell you, lads…

EM NEWS
– An Experiment Gone Wrong
– Getting Natural In Nature
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso was not man one or man two…
– Kassell, Wilson, Richards
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– The EMR Mixed Up As Fuck Quiz
– A special Techin’ It Up The Ass
– Plenty of Wright’s of The Night
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #525

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Happy February. Welcome. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE 
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BENI

Who will have a fishy on a little dishy?
_Who will have a fishy when the boat

_comes? And then he says “With our
_glasses both raised in a toast, let’s
_sing for those in peril on the sea. Who
_cater ceaselessly to thy every wish 
_with every fish as fresh as fish can be. 
_You see, I’m into my oysters, my king
_
prawns and caviar. No matter how far
_away they are, I’ll be there!” And then
_she says “With our glasses both raised
_in this toast, let’s sing for those in
_peril on the sea. Who labor tirelessly
_in their little boats…

EM NEWS
– Unconventional Savings Plan
– The Prickly Bandit Gets Pricked
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is defending its honor
– Grammer, Dennings, Holbrook
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We speak with The Colonel from LA
– Which of These Doesn’t Belong Quiz: Volume III
– An all new Analog Head-Trip
– Plenty of Puns O’ The Night
– So much more, your head will spin!