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eMpTy Minds Radio #227 (05-15-2015)

Wally Kent was the only person there who did not fear the old man. He even admitted to himself that he liked him in a strange sort of way. And that was good, especially as the Sloanes were inclined to be clannish, and Wally intended to propose to Natalie — if he could find her. After having looked everywhere else for her, he finally decided to try episode #227. She had to be there, and if she wasn’t – he knew, at least he would enjoy the shit out of himself.

YOUR HOSTS: TOM & MYRON
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE

“You woke up this morning, got yourself
_a gun. Mama always said you’d be the
_chosen one. She said: you’re one in a
_million, you’ve got to burn to shine.
_But you were born under a bad sign,
_with a blue moon in your eyes. You
_woke up this morning…“

EM NEWS
– Giving A Little Bit of Yourself
– Hookups Can Be A Drag
– The Happiest Place On Earth
– He Just Lost It
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Meet The New Boss (Colbert)
– Chan – Goofy & Honest
– Cinema PaulieDiso toils in 1934 controversy
– Lindsay Lohan daycare – our kind of place
– Birthdays, What We Watched + tons more

ETCETERA
– A Minnesota Vice tasting
– Knockoff Toys From Hell
– A smattering of EM Pics (on our FB page)
– So much more, your head will spin!

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eMpTy Minds Radio #211 (01-23-2015)

Malicious code, they said. Fix it yourself, they said. Fuck you, we said. We can do it, but it will cost you, they said. Fuck you, we said. You fix it, we continued. We fixed it ourselves. No thanks to them or their bullshit, have-cocked assistance. EMR is back online…and fuck them! Enjoy number two-eleven!

YOUR HOSTS: TOM & MYRON
YOUR GNUs MAN: GARRY
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE

“Bravely bold, Sir Robin, rode forth from
_Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh
_brave, Sir Robin. He was not at all
_afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
_Brave, brave, brave, brave, Sir Robin.
_He was not in the least bit scared to
_be mashed into a pulp…“

EM NEWS
– Fathers, Sons & Dogs
– Learner’s Permit
– Egyptian Museum Spares Every Expense
– When Travelling – Plan A Head
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– The ‘Berg’ Wants A Pardon
– Critical Digital
– Cinema PaulieDiso hops the tracks in 1964
– On this day in history – a Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays, What We Watched + tons more

ETCETERA
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– An awesome round of Back Rockwards
– A handful of EM Pics (on our FB page)
– So much more, your head will spin!

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eMpTy Minds Radio #210 (01-16-2015)

Yes, friends, it’s time for the Signal Oil program, THE WHISTLER, rated tops in popularity for a longer period of time than any other west coast program in radio history. And Signal Gasoline is tops, too — tops in quality. It takes extra quality, you know, to give you extra mileage — and Signal is the famous “Go Farther” gasoline. So look for the Signal circle sign in yellow and black that identifies friendly dealer-owned Signal stations from Canada to Mexico. You won’t find the Signal circle in Episode #210, primarily because it’s an audio podcast, but we hope you give two-one-zero a listen anywho…we give it our Signal circle of approval.

YOUR HOSTS: TOM & MYRON
YOUR GNUs MAN: GARRY
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE

“You fight with the strength of many
_men, sir knight. I am Arthur, King of
_The Britons. I seek the finest and
_bravest knights to join me in my court
_at Camelot. You have proved yourself
_worthy. Will you join me? You make
_me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.
_None shall pass…“

EM NEWS
– Brake Lights of The Beast
– McGofuckyourself
– Bullets For Breakfast
– Like Fuckhead, Like Daughter
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Woody Allen & Amazon
– It’s Razzies Time
– Cinema PaulieDiso takes a ride to the old west
– On this day in history – a Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays, What We Watched + tons more

ETCETERA
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– Tom presents an all new 5 Minute Cinema “Rural Highway”
– A Benny Hill state of mind
– So much more, your head will spin!

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eMpTy Minds Radio #203 (11-28-2014)

A single flick – a solitary, momentary burst of energy. A calm spark flutters into a valley of hazy mercury. The spark and the mercury begin to twirl, to dance and to gnarl around each other furiously until they explode into an indigo of intense of vision, and all that fall under their gaze know they have been seen. It’s episode two-zero-three, kids. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOM & MYRON
YOUR GNUs MAN: GARRY
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE

“When they turn the pages of history,
_when these days have passed long
_ago. Will they read of us with sad-
_ness for the seeds that we let grow?
_We turned our gaze from the castles
_in the distance. Eyes cast down on
_the path of least resistance.“

EM NEWS
– Black Bear Surprise
– Sinister Minister
– Asshole flies Nazi flag
– Constitutional Plights
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso hauls our asses to 1962
– This museum is so…me
– Well, Dogg my turkeys
– Sarah Silverman VS Bill Cosby
– Birthdays, What We Watched + tons more

ETCETERA
– The Satanic Temple’s Activity Book for children
– The Nihilistic Big Lebowski Quiz
– Black Friday chit-chat
– A light discussion on the Ferguson decision
– So much more, your head will spin!

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eMpTy Minds Radio #182 (07-03-2014)

Normally this space is reserved for some ridiculous commentary on the weather or other nonsense. Tonight, we felt it necessary to explain ourselves. This is a rare EMR experiment that we have been wanting to try for quite some time. 182 contains zero of the normal EMR features, such as Mentaltainment or even EM News. What you will find instead is a vast array of topics being discussed for the show’s entirety. This is NOT a new EMR format, it is simply a one episode experiment. If we like the way it turns out, we might try it again some time. Also, this bizarre episode was recorded on a Thursday rather than a Friday – what with Friday being a holiday and all. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOM & MYRON
YOUR GNUs MAN: GARRY
YOUR EMR BABE: ELLE
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE

“…but I should have known, from the
_tattoo on her left leg and the garter on
_her right – she’d have the card to bring
_me down, if she played it right.
_She’s got the jack.“

EM NEWS
– NONE

MENTALTAINMENT
– Birthdays

ETCETERA
– Fuckin’ Corrections
– More on our July theme
– An epic Fuck Off! from Garry
– Tons and tons of awesome topical
_discussion
– Happy 4th of July, everybody!

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eMpTy Minds Radio #177 (05-30-2014)

For all of you calendar types out there, this would, in fact, be the last EMR episode of May 2014. You will hear from us again, but most certainly not in May of 2014. Hell, even if we get the new spark plugs in this time machine, we have no plans to return to May of 2014. It wasn’t bad and it wasn’t great…it just doesn’t pop for us. This episode, however, will pop for you. Why? Because it’s fucking fantastic. Enjoy #177.

YOUR HOSTS: TOM & MYRON
YOUR GNUs MAN: GARRY
YOUR EMR BABE: ELLE
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE

“People are strange…when you’re a
_stranger. Faces look ugly when you’re
_alone. Women seem wicked when
_you’re unwanted. Streets are uneven
_when you’re down.“

EM NEWS
– Mass shooting was trigged by…gay
– Drunken man not the anchor he
_should be
– Blow the cold up
– Baby got back…problems
– Plus much more!

MENTALTAINMENT
– A moment of silence for Maya Angelou
– Cinema PaulieDiso travels to 1969
– The Journey Back (a legend on stage)
– LA finally does right by its industry
– Birthdays, What We Watched & tons
_more!

ETCETERA
– The Pat Boone story
– The Sexy Japanese Girl On A Giant Calculator #21
– A light dose of cigar banter
– Plus lots and lots more!

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eMpTy Minds Radio #176 (05-23-2014)

It’s a world full of loons. Loons! Who better to help you decipher, unravel, lay to waste, and dump on the loons of the world than a group of misfits who are, relatively speaking, from Minnesota? The Loon is our state bird, so we have much experience in the ways of the loon. Tell you what. We’ll do the talking, you do the listening. Episode 176 at your service. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOM & MYRON
YOUR GNUs MAN: GARRY
YOUR TECHMASTER 5000: JERRY
YOUR EMR BABE: ELLE
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE

“Slowly, silently, now the moon…
_walks the night in her silver shoon.
_This way and that, she peers and
_sees…silver fruit upon silver trees.“

EM NEWS
– Pot brownies of mass destruction
– Cleaning yourself has never been
_so clean
– Lieutenant Wack Job
– Perv janitor hits decade trifecta
– Plus much more!

MENTALTAINMENT
– Murder can be a tough business
– Entertainment Grab Bag Trivia Quiz
– A Cinema PaulieDiso Memorial Day hit from ’46
– Trying to make right a wrongful death
– Birthdays, What We Watched & tons
_more!

ETCETERA
– Techin’ It Up The Ass confronts MS Tablets
– You enjoy audio conundrums? We’ve got those
– The Sexy Japanese Girl On A Giant Calculator #20
– Jerry’s Happy Note
– Plus lots and lots more!

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eMpTy Minds Radio #175 (05-16-2014)

Hey kids, do you all know what the significance of today is? We sure as hell don’t! Wait a second…yes we do. It’s EMR day! And what a fine day for EMR it is. There has never been a finer day to present you fine folk with episode one-seven-five. 175?!! Boy are we feeling old. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOM & MYRON
YOUR EMR BABE: ELLE
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE

“Welcome to the jungle, we take it day
_by day. If you want it you’re gonna
_bleed, but it’s the price you pay.“

EM NEWS
– Flip your own fucking burger!
– Man gives new meaning to the “M” in
_U of M
– Better than a Spiderman movie
– The Michael Jackson Treatment
– Plus much more!

MENTALTAINMENT
– Hollywood agent scummier than most
– Zoinks! Where’s Casey?
– A dramatic 1959 Cinema PaulieDiso
– Birthdays, What We Watched & tons
_more!

ETCETERA
– A new Minnesota Vice springs up unexpectedly
– Way too much Connery
– The Sexy Japanese Girl On A Giant Calculator, sort of
– Some great EM Pics (also on FB)
– Plus lots and lots more!

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eMpTy Minds Radio #173 (05-02-2014)

Old adages aren’t adding up, at least not in EMR Country. “April Showers Bring May Flowers”. Oh yeah? It seems April showers bring May showers – our ten day forecast reads rain for the next three years and we ain’t digging it. We are grumbly and pissed off, which is SO unlike us. Despite us, try and enjoy episode #173!

YOUR HOSTS: TOM & MYRON
YOUR GNUs MAN: GARRY
YOUR TECHMASTER 5000: JERRY
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE

“Destiny turned her face. Nightmares
_and fallen shapes. State of dreaming
_has left me numb. Blue eyes and
_wandering lips. True lies with finger-
_tips. Hidden tales of forbidden love…“

EM NEWS
– No outside drinks allowed!
– Drunk, speeding, killing…free
– Dallas Texas judge rewards rapist for
_targeting suspicious victim
– KSTP decked with defamation whamee
– Plus much more!

MENTALTAINMENT
– Super sad news from the world of Late,
_Late Night
– Cinema PaulieDiso tackles 1950 noir diamond
– Good choices for a change – Episode VII
– Round II of The Sort of Hard Rock N Roll Trivia Game Thing
– Birthdays, What We Watched & tons
_more!

ETCETERA
– A nice assortment of EM Pics (on our FB page)
– An all new Techin’ It Up The Ass
– The Sexy Japanese Girl On A Giant Calculator
– Jerry’s steals someone else’s Happy Note
– Plus lots and lots more!

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