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eMpTy Minds Radio #211 (01-23-2015)

Malicious code, they said.  Fix it yourself, they said.  Fuck you, we said.  We can do it, but it will cost you, they said.  Fuck you, we said.  You fix it, we continued.  We fixed it ourselves. No thanks to them or their bullshit, have-cocked assistance. EMR is back online…and fuck them! Enjoy number two-eleven!

YOUR HOSTS: TOM & MYRON
YOUR GNUs MAN: GARRY
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE

“Bravely bold, Sir Robin, rode forth from
_Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh
_brave, Sir Robin.  He was not at all 
_afraid to be killed in nasty ways.   
_Brave, brave, brave, brave, Sir Robin.
_He was not in the least bit scared to
_be mashed into a pulp…“

EM NEWS
– Fathers, Sons & Dogs
– Learner’s Permit
– Egyptian Museum Spares Every Expense
– When Travelling – Plan A Head
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– The ‘Berg’ Wants A Pardon
– Critical Digital
– Cinema PaulieDiso hops the tracks in 1964
– On this day in history – a Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays, What We Watched + tons more

ETCETERA
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– An awesome round of Back Rockwards
– A handful of EM Pics (on our FB page)
– So much more, your head will spin!

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eMpTy Minds Radio #210 (01-16-2015)

Yes, friends, it’s time for the Signal Oil program, THE WHISTLER, rated tops in popularity for a longer period of time than any other west coast program in radio history. And Signal Gasoline is tops, too — tops in quality. It takes extra quality, you know, to give you extra mileage — and Signal is the famous “Go Farther” gasoline. So look for the Signal circle sign in yellow and black that identifies friendly dealer-owned Signal stations from Canada to Mexico.  You won’t find the Signal circle in Episode #210, primarily because it’s an audio podcast, but we hope you give two-one-zero a listen anywho…we give it our Signal circle of approval.

YOUR HOSTS: TOM & MYRON
YOUR GNUs MAN: GARRY
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE

“You fight with the strength of many
_men, sir knight.   I am Arthur, King of
_The Britons. I seek the finest and 
_bravest knights to join me in my court
_at Camelot.  You have proved yourself
_worthy.  Will you join me?  You make
_me sad.  So be it.  Come, Patsy.
_None shall pass…“

EM NEWS
– Brake Lights of The Beast
– McGofuckyourself
– Bullets For Breakfast
– Like Fuckhead, Like Daughter
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Woody Allen & Amazon
– It’s Razzies Time
– Cinema PaulieDiso takes a ride to the old west
– On this day in history – a Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays, What We Watched + tons more

ETCETERA
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– Tom presents an all new 5 Minute Cinema “Rural Highway”
– A Benny Hill state of mind
– So much more, your head will spin!

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eMpTy Minds Radio #209 (01-09-2015)

Welcome, friend, to EMR.  If you’ve been here before, then you know the drill.  But if you are new to the world of EMR, have a seat and listen.   We are your home for fun.  For a say what we want attack on the stupid bullshit that is so prevalent in today’s world.  We’re serious about a good show, but never serious people.  So, seriously, enjoy # 209!

YOUR HOSTS: TOM & MYRON
YOUR GNUs MAN: GARRY
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE

“In war we’re tough and able.  Quite
_indefatigable.  Between our quests,
_we done sequin vests, and imperson-
_ate Clark Gable.  It’s a busy life in 
_Camelot –  I have to push the pram
_alot.“

 

EM NEWS
– Slip Slidin’ Away
– No Principles Principal
– The Slow Train Was Too Fast
– He’s A Feisty Little Bastard
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso takes us on a trip to 1971
– Medium Sheen
– Forget Drones…It’s Balloon Delivery!
– On this day in history – a Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays, What We Watched + tons more

ETCETERA
– We read a classic scene
– An impromptu Minnesota Vice
– Mixed Bag Americana Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

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eMpTy Minds Radio #204 (12-05-2014)

And then there was one.  One month left in the year that is.  Here at EMR we love December.  We love the holidays.  We are festive motherfuckin’ bastards!  No shit!  Enjoy Sammy and enjoy episode #204!

YOUR HOSTS: TOM & MYRON
YOUR GNUs MAN: GARRY
YOUR TECHMASTER 5K: JERRY
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE

“You need to be yourself, you can’t
_be no one else.  I know a girl named
_Elsa, she’s into Alka-Seltzer.  She 
_sniffs it through a cane on a super-
_sonic train…“

EM NEWS
– Waiting for a miracle
– The goodbye Polka
– Where is that goddamn remote?
– Do you know who I am?
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso flies us to 1969
– The Stones’ Keys
– East Bound & Down
– Terminator Genisys
– Birthdays, What We Watched + tons more

ETCETERA
– Impulse Insanity (a VistaPrint order)
– An all new Techin’ It Up The Ass
– MN Vice “Taste This”
– So much more, your head will spin!

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eMpTy Minds Radio #203 (11-28-2014)

A single flick – a solitary, momentary burst of energy.  A calm spark flutters into a valley of hazy mercury.  The spark and the mercury begin to twirl, to dance and to gnarl around each other furiously until they explode into an indigo of intense of vision, and all that fall under their gaze know they have been seen.  It’s episode two-zero-three, kids. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOM & MYRON
YOUR GNUs MAN: GARRY
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE

“When they turn the pages of history,
_when these days have passed long
_ago.  Will they read of us with sad-
_ness for the seeds that we let grow?
_We turned our gaze from the castles
_in the distance.  Eyes cast down on
_the path of least resistance.“

EM NEWS
– Black Bear Surprise
– Sinister Minister
– Asshole flies Nazi flag
– Constitutional Plights
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso hauls our asses to 1962
– This museum is so…me
– Well, Dogg my turkeys
– Sarah Silverman VS Bill Cosby
– Birthdays, What We Watched + tons more

ETCETERA
– The Satanic Temple’s Activity Book for children
– The Nihilistic Big Lebowski Quiz
– Black Friday chit-chat
– A light discussion on the Ferguson decision
– So much more, your head will spin!

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eMpTy Minds Radio #173 (05-02-2014)

Old adages aren’t adding up, at least not in EMR Country.  “April Showers Bring May Flowers”. Oh yeah? It seems April showers bring May showers – our ten day forecast reads rain for the next three years and we ain’t digging it.  We are grumbly and pissed off, which is SO unlike us. Despite us, try and enjoy episode #173! 

YOUR HOSTS: TOM & MYRON
YOUR GNUs MAN: GARRY
YOUR TECHMASTER 5000: JERRY
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE

“Destiny turned her face.  Nightmares
_and fallen shapes. State of dreaming
_has left me numb. Blue eyes and 
_wandering lips. True lies with finger-
_tips. Hidden tales of forbidden love…“

EM NEWS
– No outside drinks allowed!
 – Drunk, speeding, killing…free
– Dallas Texas judge rewards rapist for
_targeting suspicious victim
– KSTP decked with defamation whamee
– Plus much more!

MENTALTAINMENT
– Super sad news from the world of Late,
_Late Night
– Cinema PaulieDiso tackles 1950 noir diamond
– Good choices for a change – Episode VII
– Round II of The Sort of Hard Rock N Roll Trivia Game Thing
– Birthdays, What We Watched & tons
_more!

ETCETERA
– A nice assortment of EM Pics (on our FB page)
– An all new Techin’ It Up The Ass
– The Sexy Japanese Girl On A Giant Calculator
– Jerry’s steals someone else’s Happy Note
– Plus lots and lots more!

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