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eMpTy Minds Radio #562 – Live From Hollywood

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL REGULAR: THE COLONEL
YOUR SCRIPT SUPERVISOR: ARTHUR

Now, if there’s a smile on my
_face, it’s only there trying
_to fool the public. But when
_it comes down to fooling you,
_now, honey, that’s quite a
_different subject. But don’t
_let my glad expression give
_you the wrong impression.
_Really I’m sad. Oh, I’m sadder
_than sad. You’re gone and I’m
_hurting so bad. Like a clown,
_I appear to be glad. Sad, sad,
_sad, sad. Now, there are some
_sad things known to man. But
_ain’t too much sadder than the
_tears of a clown when there’s
_no one around.

EM NEWS
– None this week

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso takes a shower
– Edison, Floyd, Dornacker
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
– We talk to The Colonel Live in studio
– We chat with friend and script supervisor Arthur
– The Great Big EMR Screenwriter’s Quiz
– Plenty of Odd LA Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #561 – Live From Hollywood

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL REGULAR: THE COLONEL=

Wish I had known ya when
_you were a little younger.
_‘Round me, you might have
_learned a thing or two. If I
_had known you longer, you
_might be a little stronger.
_Maybe you’d shoot straighter
_than you do.  Maybe you’d
_shoot straighter than you do.

EM NEWS
– Welcome To The Shit Lab — We’ve Got Fun & Games
– Nice Offer, Man
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso sadly vanished in error
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel LIVE in studio
– The Great EMR Los Angeles History Quiz
– Plenty of Odd LA Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #560

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

And if it’s bad, don’t let it get
_you down, you can take it.
_And if it hurts, don’t let them
_see you cry, you can make it.
_Hold your head up, woman.
_Hold your head up, woman.
_Hold your head up, woman.
_Hold your head high. And if
_they stare, just let them burn
_their eyes on your moving.
_And if they shout, don’t let it
_change a thing that you’re
_doing. Hold your head up,
_woman. Hold your head up,
_woman. Hold your head high.

EM NEWS
– Spooky Search Party Surprise
– Squirrels Are Nuts
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso knows the importance of fame
– Curtis, Biel, Chevron
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– Ridiculous Fake Album Covers
– Plenty of Odd US Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #559

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN:THE COLONEL
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY

You want to laugh, but you can’t
_forget about the ones who sleep
_underneath. You want to cry,
_but you can’t get started now —
_you want to sleep underneath.
_Did I do something wrong? Did
_we? You moved away and holed
_up underground, buried in the
_snow with the sheep. Can you
_out and play or talk with me? Or
_walk or sit or breathe? Did I do
_something wrong? I’m sorry I
_didn’t spell it out…

EM NEWS
– People Just Seem To Be Going Ape For Oral
– The Italian Job Was Exhausting
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso goes deep
– Larroquette, Rauch, Kelly
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– Two rounds of one on one The Initials Game
– Jerry’s Happy Note
– Plenty of Odd US Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #558

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: 6/8 NATE

You could be my Silver Spring,
_blue-green colors flashin’. I
_would be your only dream – your
_shiny autumn ocean crashin’.
_Don’t say that she’s pretty. And
_did you say that she loves you?
_Baby, I don’t want to know. So,
_I’ll begin not to love you. Turn
_around, you’ll see me runnin’.
_I’ll say I loved you years ago and
_tell myself you never loved me.
_No. Don’t say that she’s pretty.
_And did you say that she loves you?

EM NEWS
– This House Is For Fat Wallets, Not Fat Fucks
– The Pizza Roll Pooper
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso, I’m CEO, bitch!
– Craig, Collins, Hanks
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– More Cognitive Biases
– Jerry’s Happy Note
– Plenty of Odd US Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!>

eMpTy Minds Radio #557

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
YOUR BEN’S CORNER: BENI

Ain’t found a way to kill me yet.
_My eyes burn with stinging
_sweat. Seems every path leads
_me to nowhere. Wife and kids,
_household pet. Seems army
_green was no safe bet. The
_bullets scream to me from some-
_where. Here, they come to snuff
_the rooster, ah yeah. Yeah, here
_come the rooster. You know he
_ain’t gonna die…

EM NEWS
– Cow Pee Pee
– Don’t Worry Jesus Has The Painting
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso RULEZ!!
– MacDonald, Christie, Mack
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– Demotivational Posters (pics on our FB pages)
– The Super Summer Saucin’ Smackdown – The Finale
– Jerry’s Happy Note
– Plenty of Odd US Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!>

eMpTy Minds Radio #556

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: 6/8 NATE

I remember it as plain as day, 
_although it happened in the
_dark of the night. I was strolling
_through the streets of Paris and
_it was cold; it was starting to rain.
_And then I heard a piercing
_scream and I rushed to the scene
_of the crime. But all I found was
_the butchered remains of two
_girls lay side by side. Murders in
_the rue morgue, someone call the
_gendarmes. Murders in the rue
_morgue, vite before the killers go
_free. Murders in the rue morgue.
_Murders in the rue morgue

EM NEWS
– The Root of Heron Is Hero
– Put Your Banana In The Hole
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is coming for you
– Williams, Malone, Sanchez
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– The EMR 60s Action Figures Quiz
– The Super Summer Saucin’ Smackdown – Semi-Finals Week 2
– Analog Head-Trip
– Plenty of Odd US Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!>

eMpTy Minds Radio #555

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR BEN’S CORNER: BEN

After working all day, I head to
_the bar. My friends are all there,
_and oh how witty they are. We
_talk of the events of the day,
_until we invariably say — “How
_dare you treat us this way!” This
_is the worst beer that I’ve ever
_had. The worst beer that I’ve
_ever had. It’s so abominably bad,
_it would make a gay man sad. It’s
_the worst beer that I’ve ever had.
_The worst beer that I’ve ever had.
_By the holy dad, are you congen-
_itally mad? This is the worst beer
_that I’ve ever had…

EM NEWS
– Childhood Dreams Dashed During Tasteless Interview
– Holy Cheeseballs & Beefcakes, You Can’t Make This Shit Up!
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is semi-automatic
– Leno, Campbell, Starr
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– Fucked Up Books We Wish Were Real (pics on our FB pages)
– The Super Summer Saucin’ Smackdown – Week 11
– Plenty of Odd US Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!>

eMpTy Minds Radio #554

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

You can’t touch this. You can’t
_touch this. My, my, my…you
_can’t touch this. Music hits me
_so hard, makes me say ‘oh my
_lord!’ Thank you for blessing me
_with a mind to rhyme and two
_hyped feet. It feels good when
_you know you’re down. A super
_dope homeboy from the Oak-
_town. And I’m known as such,
_and this is a beat, uh, you can’t
_touch. I told you homeboy, you
_can’t touch this…

EM NEWS
– The Thrill of A Lifetime
– The Best Intentions, The Worst Outcomes
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is all about comparison
– Gorman, Everly, Watts
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– The Stupid Tough EMR TV Show Quiz
– Analog Head-Trip
– Plenty of US Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!>

eMpTy Minds Radio #553

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your all out assault on stupidity and bullshit. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Hangman, hangman, hold it a
_little while. Think I see my
_friends coming, riding a many
_mile. Friends did you get some
_silver? Did you get a little gold?
_What did you bring me, my dear
_friends, to keep me from the
_gallow’s pole? What did you bring
_me to keep me from the gallow’s
_pole?

EM NEWS
– Some of These Fucking Americans
– The World’s Most Illegible Hold-Up Man
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is all by the numbers
– Craig, Ramsay, Streisand
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– We talk to The Colonel (from his current SoCal locale)
– Plenty of US Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!>