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eMpTy Minds Radio #592

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Once a year we throw a party
_here in town. Once a year we
_turn all Paris upside down. Ev’ry
_man’s a king and ev’ry king’s a
_clown. Once again it’s Topsy Turvy
_Day. It’s the day the devil in us
_gets released. It’s the day we mock
_the prig and shock the priest. Ev’ry-
_thing is topsy turvy at the feast of
_fools. Topsy turvy. Ev’rything is
_upsy daysy. Topsy turvy. Ev’ryone
_is acting crazy. Dross is gold and
_weeds are a bouquet. That’s the
_way on Topsy Turvy Day. That’s the
_way on Topsy Turvy Day…

EM NEWS
– A Stranger In Our Bed
– Beefy Manager Gave Shake An Extra Shake
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is stuck in the middle
– Mirren, Ford, Moore
– The Ticker Flashback
– Analog Head-Trip
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– We chat with The Colonel (from his current So-Cal locale)
– The Big EMR 1980s Date Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #591

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR TECHBASTARD: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

Cherry blossoms in the air tonight.
_Cherry blossoms in the air. Cherry
_blossoms in the air tonight. Cherry
_blossoms in her hair. No one has
_broken through her defense be-
_fore. No one has seen what’s be-
_hind those closed doors. I’ll sneak
_into her castle some day. I’ll make
_sure nothing gets in my way.
_Cherry blossoms in the air tonight.
_Cherry blossoms in the air.  Cherry
_blossoms in the air tonight…

EM NEWS
– Urine Luck!
– Flying On A Prayer
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso takes a monumental ride
– Jackman, Monroe, Lean
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Techin’ It Up The Ass poses a question
– A Friday The 13th related quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #590

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

Sugar. Oh, honey, honey. You are
_my candy girl and you got me
_wanting you. Honey. Oh, sugar,
_sugar. You are my candy girl and
_you got me wanting you. I just
_can’t believe the loveliness of
_loving you. I just can’t believe
_it’s true, I just can’t believe..the
_wonder of this feeling too. I just
_can’t believe it’s true. Ah, Sugar.
_Oh…honey, honey. You are my
_candy girl and you got me want-
_ing you. When I kissed you, girl,
_I knew how sweet a kiss could be.
_I know how sweet a kiss can be.
_Like the summer sunshine,
_pour your sweetness over me.
_Oh, oh, oh, oh…sugar, pour a
_little sugar on it, honey…

EM NEWS
– What’s In Your Mug?
– Penguins In Search of New Friends
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is hopped up on goofballs
– Heard, Murray, Springsteen
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– More God-Damned Amazon Reviews
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #589

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY

I was alone. I was all by myself.
_No one was looking. I was thinking
_of you. Oh yeah, did I mention, I
_was all by myself? All by myself.
_All by myself. All by myself. I
_went to your house, but no one
_was there. I went in your room.
_I was all by myself. You and me
_had such wonderful times, when
_I‘m all by myself. All by myself. You
_and me had such wonderful times
_when I’m all by myself. All by my-
_self. All by myself.

EM NEWS
– Really Shitty Reception
– Dumpster Art Rescued By Mr. Whipple
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso has a secret
– Musk, Holland, Stewart
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Analog Head-Trip asks — Do you like Ska?
– More Hysterical Amazon Reviews
– We talk with The Colonel (from SoCal) & he gets quizzed
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #588

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

In a world of privilege I was not
_born, but the devotion to free-
_dom and liberty I was sworn. So,
_every emotion is studied; watch-
_ed their control. Who gets played,
_who gets disciplined, who gets
_born. So, transmitting beams, my
_coordinates, anywhere on earth.
_And as radio waves, surveillance,
_satellite bursts. Open up your
_skull and let some knowledge
_come in. Yeah, crack open the
_cranium and let awareness begin.
_And I don’t even know why. The
_truth seems like a lie. In my cell
_there is no sky. When I was
_arrested in Shanghai…

EM NEWS
– Time To Get It On, Kids
– The Loch Ness Monster Is A Real Dick!
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso takes to the canals
– Nance, Collins, Matthews
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– Even More Knockoff Toys (pictures on our FB pages)
– Analog Head-Trip
– Some hysterical Amazon reviews
– We talk with The Colonel (from SoCal) & he gets quizzed
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio # 587

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

On the day I was born, the nurses
_all gathered ’round, and they
_gazed in wide wonder, at the joy
_they had found. The head nurse
_spoke up, she said “Leave this
_one alone.” She could tell right
_away, that I was bad to the bone.
_Bad to the bone. Bad to the bone.
_Bah-bah-bah-bad. Bah-bah-bah-
_bad. Bad to the bone. I broke a
_thousand hearts, before I met you.
_I’ll break a thousand more, baby,
_before I am through. I wanna be
_yours pretty baby. Yours and yours
_alone. I’m here to tell you, honey,
_that I’m bad to the bone…

EM NEWS
– Takin’ A Short Ride With The Pig Creature
– DH Hell Air Cargo Services
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso meets the new century
– Gottfried, Brown, Roberts
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– More Fucked Up Fake Book Covers (pics on our FB pages)
– We talk with The Colonel (from SoCal)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #586

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

I caught you knockin’ at my cellar
_door. I love you, baby, can I have
_some more? Oh…oh, the damage
_done. I hit the city and I lost my
_band. I watched the needle take
_another man. Gone…gone, the
_damage done. I sing the song
_because I love the man. I know
_that some of you don’t under-
_stand. Milk blood to keep from
_running out. I’ve seen the needle
_and the damage done. A little
_part of it in everyone. But every
_junkie’s like a settin’ sun. I’ve
_seen the needle and the damage
_done…

EM NEWS
– Colorado Ain’t Hearin’ It, Tyson
– Super Aerospace Monkey Reality
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso takes a peek
– Rock, Kardashian, Seacrest
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– More Knockoff Toys (pics on our FB pages)
– Analog Head-Trip
– We talk with The Colonel (from SoCal)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #585

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

This time the bullet cold rocked
_ya. A yellow ribbon instead of a
_swastika. Nothin’ proper about
_ya propaganda. Fools follow rules
_when the set commands ya. Said
_it was blue when your blood was
_read. Blasted through ya head.
_Blast through ya head. I give a
_shout out to the living dead.
_Who stood and watched as the
_Feds cold centralized. So serene
_on the screen, you were mes-
_merized. Cellular phones soundin’
_a death tone, corporations cold…

EM NEWS
– Bastards, Bitches & Beaches
– Futuristic Commuter
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso in a conundrum of faith
– Smith, Hawkins, Rock
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– An EMR April Fool’s Day Quiz
– Analog Head-Trip
– We talk with The Colonel (from SoCal)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #584

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: 6/8 NATE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Welcome to my nightmare. I
_think you’re gonna like it. I
_think you’re gonna feel you be-
_long. A nocturnal vacation. A
_necessary sedation. You wanna
_feel at home ’cause you belong.
_Welcome to my nightmare…

EM NEWS
– When The Crane Becomes A Pain
– Another Online Challenge For More Online Idiots
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso snaps bird shots
– Povich, Chaplin, Cash
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– An all new 5 Minute Cinema
– We talk with The Colonel (from SoCal)
– So much more, your head will spin!

eMpTy Minds Radio #583

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR SO-CAL CALL-IN: THE COLONEL

Lounging in the living room in 
_long johns. More distant than
_Victoria to St. John’s. Trying to
_use a record to repair my heart.
_I’d be lying if I said I didn’t want
_to start again. You’re leaving me
_high and Canada Dry. I’m out of
_your head and I’m losing my
_mind…

EM NEWS
– Hump Day Arrives Early
– This Is A Real Pickle
– And much more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso is gritty in the city
– Hurt, Cumberbatch, Summer
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
An all new Top Ten List
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– An all new 5 Minute Cinema
– We talk with The Colonel (from SoCal)
– So much more, your head will spin!