Here at the high school, in Rushville Center, they teach domestic science. Well, at the end of the term the girls taking the course held a sort of open house to show their parents and relatives how much they’d learned. Their teacher Mrs. Campbell was going to tell me all about it, but when I walked into her office, I was shocked at what I saw. She was naked on her desk and something called eMpTy Minds Radio was emanating from her transistor radio. She looked at me with lust in her eyes and said, “Honey, why don’t you come over here and join Mama for a li’l EMR. It’s the BIG, BIG episode 400!”
YOUR HOSTS: TOM & PAULIE
YOUR GNUs MAN: GARRY
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: COUSIN TODD
“Here I am – a poster board pinup
_for you to hate. Someone who
_once cared, now nothing is holding
_me back. I am no more an image
_of what you thought I should be.
_The choice you’ve made and
_forced upon me. So, go on and
_hate me if you must, but honestly
_I don’t give a fuck. With my
_friends by my side, I can get
_through anything. With you on my
_side, we can destroy everything.
_For those who continue to compare
_to this false idea — what do you
_expect from me? Sing a lullaby,
_scream you to sleep, I’m fucking
_sick of it being your way. You don’t
_love me, you love the person you
_think I am. A poster board pinup…“
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– And a whole lot more
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– Redford – Where Do We Go Now?
– The Title Says It All
– Carrey, Reynolds, Moore
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays, What We Watched + tons more
ETCETERA
– Cinema PaulieDiso tells a story
– Bringing it back – The Top Ten List
– Clameo!
– A call from our old friend Daryl
– So much more, your head will spin!