Tom had a good birthday. We have keys to our new studio. There was a lot of good food. What a damn fine weekend! Today is Father’s Day – good fathers of the world (you know you are) – our hats are off to you! Dads, and everyone else…please enjoy this lucious episode of EMR! For your mind-boggling enjoyment:
YOUR HOSTS: TOM & MYRON
YOUR GNUS GUY: GARRY
YOUR FRIEND IN TECH: JERRY
PORN STAR OF THE WEEK: DAWSON MILLER
“Just plug me in just like I was eddie harris. You’re
_eating crazy cheese like you’d think I’m from paris”
– The year’s greatest tech flops thus far
– More Inflatable Trivia
– Jerry Dating – the story of a score!
– LAPD mourning the loss of the man who made them famous
– Hey! That food is garbage…that doesn’t mean it’s free!
– The 7 “greatest” Craigslist J.O. ads ever!
– Send all the cops now…this sandwich fucking sucks!
– Tom birthday / Boodle stories – hellz yeah!
– New Mentaltainment Trivia character game
– West Saint Paul hillbilly council jackass Ed Hansen
– Fantastic mom fries kids while trying on swimsuits
– David Arquette is suddenly Jewish and single…hey ladies!
– How cigars are actually rated or scored – the criteria
– Birthdays, more EM News, Mentaltainment, blah blah blah…it’s all here and you’ll love it!
TEXT ME, LINDA…AND WE CAN SCHEDULE A PLAY DATE!