The parties, the drinking, the hats, the fake beards, fake mustaches, shitty green beer, puddles of vomit, tons of assholes and d-bags, stumbling morons high-fiving, that dickhead in the full green body suit that hides nothing, for better or for worse…this is St. Patrick’s Day from the minds of EMR!
When will this show start earning us some green?
– St. Patrick’s Day Quiz – do you feel lucky punk?
– More fantastic Minnesota parenting
– Shit! The barn just exploded
– The remainder of Jerry’s Dead Battery Music Quiz
– Tons of limericks with a St. Patty’s lean
– EMR at St. Patty’s Ground Zero – West 7th Street
– Inflatable Trivia – Primary Literacy K-3
– Techin’ the new iPad and digital belt buckles
– The Mouse On The Bar Room Floor
– Southern women have amazing meth breasts
– Another reason to love George Clooney & his dad
– Free pizza with every vasectomy!
– Johnny Cash wiped out the California Condor
– Putting up w/ d-bags cuz their girls are hot & barely clothed
– Garry with a bunch more EM News, Myron with B-days
– The Big Fat Smelly Question of The Day – from Jerry
– Tons of the normal EMR fun + a full shamrock infusion!
STOP PLAYIN’ WITH YOUR BLARNEY STONE & HIT PLAY!