As part of our make Halloween as scary as possible campaign, we have sent Garry to church once again…so he will not be joining us today. However, Tom & Myron are ably assisted by Mr. Jerry and a surprise drop in by “Leaf” regular Scott. Chainsaws and shotguns raised, we march into the den of zombies and see if we can’t put a stop to the infestation before every last brain in America has been devoured by zomb…errr…umm…stupidity. Along the way, we leap the following hurdles and chainsaw and shotgun them, respectively:
– Local football team wins again, by a scarily small margin
– Loads of fucked up teens with issues – horrifying
– Lindsay Lohan…nude. FUCK YEAH!
– Garry married! If marriage isn’t terrifying, we don’t know what is
– Did we mention it’s Halloween? You might have gathered
– Pigs at “The Pig”
– Snooki…not nude. Still FUCK YEAH! (Myron disagrees)
– The other Lohan – and you thought “Mother” was off her rocker
– Nice R.I.M. job! Or uh…nice job R.I.M.!
– A HOT game of Volume On / Volume Off
– Was Phelps fucked? By a man? Maybe God isn’t the only one who hates fags
– OK Cupid, find me a ho!
– This is a mind-reeling 2 Hour & 27 Minute long show – enough to make you scream!
– Watched films, bad dates, great parties, awesome cigars, celeb costumes & SO MUCH MORE!
JUST FUCKIN’ HIT PLAY…WOULD YA?