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YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & TABI
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE
“Well, it’s wet. It’s all broken
_and wet. But, I take what I
_get. I got a crooked cigarette.
_Well, she left. She left me
_with a hell of a debt. But no
_sweat. I got a crooked cigar-
_ette. When it’s busted by the
_filter, there’s a trick that I
_found. You break it on apart,
_then you turn it around. You
_slide it in easy, then you
_twist it in tight. Hey, buddy,
_got a light? Well, I’m full.
_Full of that malt liquor bull.
_But I’m set. I got a crooked
_cigarette. Well, it’s wet. It’s
_all broken and wet. But, I
_take what I get. I got a
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