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YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: SIX/8 NATE
“You don’t look, but you kick me.
_You can’t feel, but you hit me.
_You can’t deal with the way I
_pray. Why we all have to look
_this way? I got a heart. I got
_blood…feel pain. Time. Time
_is not on my side because the
_way I am. Got a got now. Got
_to find the reason why a
_woman ain’t a man. Fall in
_those single file lines, like
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– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays + tons more
– An all new Top Ten List
– A bunch of Odd Tidbits
– A sweet round of Back Rockwards!
– So much more, your head will spin!