eMpTy Minds Radio #460 (11-08-2019)

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It’s early morning, the sun
_comes out. Last night was
_shaking and pretty loud. My
_cat is purring, it scratches my
_skin. So, what is wrong with

_another sin? Here I am. Rock
_you like a hurricane. Here I
_am. Rock you like a hurricane.
_The bitch is hungry, she needs
_to tell. So give her inches and
_feed her well. More days to
_come,  new places to go. I’ve
_got to leave, it’s time for a 
_show. Here I am. Rock you like
_a hurricane. Here I am. Rock 
_you like a hurricane

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– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
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