Hi. You know, there’s an old saying, never look a gift horse in the mouth. With tongue in cheek I now write me a new saying; never look a gift blonde in the eyes. She was blonde ’cause her hair told me so. That was the only proof I had. She didn’t walk, she insinuated. She was from New Orleans and her name was Lou and believe me, brother, Lou was no lady. When I saw her I said to myself, I dig this babe. She almost dug me too…right into a grave. YeeeeGad! Nothing like that happens on EMR, but we do get plenty crazy. Why not check out this episode? It’s 4-3-9 and it promises to be solid. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: JERRY
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: TABITHA
“My makeup is dry and it cracks
_’round my chin. I’m drowing
_my sorrows in whiskey and gin.
_The lion-tamer’s whip doesn’t
_crack anymore. The lions.
_they won’t fight and the tigers
_won’t roar. So, let’s all drink
_to the death of a clown. Won’t
_someone help me to break up
_this crown? Let’s all drink to
_the death of a clown. Let’s all
_drink to the death of a clown.
_The old fortune teller lies
_dead on the floor. Nobody
_needs fortunes told anymore.
_The trainer of insects is
_crouched on his knees and
_frantically looking for run-
_away flees.”
EM NEWS
– I Want My Fucking Lobster Roll…KAW!
– Taco Cops, How May We Help You, Dumb Fuck?
– Cracker Is A Crack Cracker
– And a whole lot more
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– Mikey vs Stevie
– Neverending Stairway
– Greenwood, Murray, Pine
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays, What We Watched + tons more
ETCETERA
– Cinema PaulieDiso doubles down on the kitchen sink
– An all new Top Ten List
– Jerry’s Happy Note
– Back Rockwards!
– We chat with guest Tabitha
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!