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YOUR HOSTS: TOM & PAULIE
YOUR GNUs MAN GARRY
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST JOSH
“And in the evening when you
_fade away. The same thing
_happens every single day.
_‘Cause when your dreams come
_true, they pretty soon decay.
_There’s nothing you can do to
_change your mind. You’re dis-
_appearing or you’re going
_blind. And when you’re gone,
_there won’t be anything be-
_hind except a skull, a suit-
_case and a long red bottle of
_wine. A skull, a suitcase and a
_long red bottle of wine. You’re
_disappearing in a purple fog. It’s
_a machine and you’re its faith-
_ful cog. You love your woman,
_but you just don’t love her dog.
_Which means you get a skull, a
_suitcase and a long red bottle
_of wine. A skull, a suitcase and
_a long red bottle of wine.“
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