eMpTy Minds Radio #434 (05-10-2019)

Each Monday, Wednesday and Friday, Campbell’s Tomato Juice brings you a brand new radio program developed from the most popular feature of your favorite magazines –  The Short Short Story. Each one complete in itself; modern, dramatic and entertaining. A thrilling, different story each Monday, Wednesday and Friday, brought to you at this time by Campbell’s Tomato Juice. We don’t offer any of that shit. And no god damned tomato juice either. Just a complete and utter assault on stupidity & bullshit!  Frankly, we’re having a hard time keeping up. This is #434. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOM & PAULIE
YOUR GNUs MAN GARRY
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST JOSH

And in the evening when you
_fade away. The same thing 
_happens every single day. 
_‘Cause when your dreams come
_true, they pretty soon decay.

_There’s nothing you can do to
_change your mind. You’re dis-
_appearing or you’re going 

_blind. And when you’re gone,
_there won’t be anything be-
_hind except a skull, a suit-
_case and a long red bottle of
_wine. A skull, a suitcase and a
_long red bottle of wine. You’re
_disappearing in a purple fog. It’s
_a machine and you’re its faith-
_ful cog. You love your woman,
_but you just don’t love her dog.
_Which means you get a skull, a
_suitcase and a long red bottle
_of wine. A skull, a suitcase and
_a long red bottle of wine
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– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Village Gets New Ratings Chief

– Still Must See

– Duffers, Martin, McLean
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays, What We
Watched + tons more

ETCETERA

– Cinema PaulieDiso goes behind enemy lines
– An all new Top Ten List
– We chat with special guest Josh
– A bizarre round of Random Assortment of Shit Quiz
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits
– So much more, your head will spin!