My name’s Pete Kelly. I play cornet. You’ll find us at 417 Cherry Street, Kansas City, it’s a standard speakeasy. Before prohibition the building housed a cleaning and dying plant. It hasn’t changed much. The vats came in handy. Its still tough to get a clear gin but a lady likes the idea of a drink to match the color of her dress. The lease is owned by George Lupo. He’s a flat, friendly little guy who wouldn’t harm a fly. There’s no money in harming flies. We start every night about ten and play til the customers get that first frightening look at each other in the early light. Lupo’s working on a scheme to push the dawn back for at least one more hour. I don’t think he’ll make it, but I wouldn’t want to risk a buck against him. Good old Pete Kelly…he could have been a podcaster, if he hadn’t been such a scumbag! I’ll tell you what I always told him — “Check out eMpTy Minds Radio.” This here is episode 423. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOM & GARRY 
YOUR GNUs MAN: JERRY
“Well, grab your shoes and grab
_your balls. Let’s head to those
_heavenly halls. Sit on down
_and grab a beer, ’cause bow-
_ling time is pretty near. Tor-
_tured men forget their pain,
_when they head to the bowling
_lane. Let’s go bowling. Let’s go
_bowling. Got a coupon? Let’s
_go bowling. For a free game.
_Let’s go bowling. Let’s go bow-
_ling. Let’s go bowling. Let’s do
_it now. Because Wrestlemania’s
_fine by me. Monster trucks are
_a sight to see. A culture like
_that’s nice and all, but there
_ain’t nothing better than a bow-
_ling ball.“
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