eMpTy Minds Radio #412 (12-07-2018)

If the Chimes shudder a little on Sunday afternoon, well, they know there’s mystery in store Sunday with men of action like Mike Wiener, better known as “The FartStick,” who brings his fearless and romantic touch to the solution of another mystery. After “The FartStick,” it’s “High Adventure.” Then, the big guy steps in. The new private eye, “Charley Mild” concludes with a few casual homicides. The Chimes mean mystery and action this Sunday afternoon. It’s the adventure of “Stumped by Murder,” with that brilliant, eccentric private detective, orchid fancier and gargantuan gourmet, Nero Waffle, starring Sidney Greenstreak. If all of that sounds like boring shit, you could check out EMR, episode 412. We’d kinda like it if you did. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOM & JERRY
YOUR GNUs MAN: GARRY
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE

Christmas candy, Christmas 
_candy, hanging on the tree.
_Fine and dandy, Christmas
_candy tastes so good to me.
_Santa comes but once a year to

_bring us lots of joy. Loaded down
_with Christmas cheer for every
_girl and boy. Christmas comes but

_once year, bringing joy, good will
_and cheer. Everyone will gather
_round, see what Santa brought to
_town. Fancy toys for one and all
_as the snowflakes gently fall.
_There’s one thing that’s dear to 
_me, Christmas candy on the tree.
_Christmas candy, Christmas candy…

EM NEWS
– Self-Drunk-Driving Cars
– New Mexicans Isn’t America & So Can You
– Grandpa Rudy Yells At Clouds
– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema Pauliediso goes dark
– Getty vs Italy
– All of The Nation’s Landmarks Have Been Sold
– Hamill, Burgundy, Reilly
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays, What We
Watched + tons more

ETCETERA
– A round of Fucking Strange, But Fucking True
– A Jerry’s Happy Note
– An all new Top Ten List
– So much more, your head will spin!