Well, now, I’ll tell you. If these here white dentists had been as easy on my teeth as the Injuns were on my hair I’d be a whole man yet! An’ speakin’ of scalpin’, I guess you don’t realize that the Injuns wasn’t the only ones that did that. There was some white men that scalped too! Meaner than a hydophoby skunk they was! Thought the Injuns was jest painted savages, when the truth was the Injuns was a heap more civilized then them! Take the Nez Perce Injuns fer instance, out in Idaho, an’ Montana, an’ Washington an’ Oregon. They could hev give the white men plenty of points on decency – if the white men had had the gumption to know it! Now, that is some strange ass shit! For something deranged, but not fucked up…it’s EMR, episode 4-0-2. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOM & PAULIE
YOUR GNUs MAN: GARRY
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
“Hey, listen, soldier boy. I know what
_you’re feeling. You’re feeling all
_alone, and you’re feeling blue. You
_need some company — someone
_you can talk to. Well, Sunny, that is
_me. I’ll be there for you. I’ll be your
_pin-up girl. Put me in your locker or
_hang me overheard. Anywhere that’s
_right. Let me be your pin-up girl.
_You be my sweet talker. Hey,
_soldier boy, let me be your pin-up
_girl tonight. I’ll dress up just for
_you — any way you like it. And
_here’s a southern view, just to
_make you smile. I’ll wear a bath-
_ing suit — all the latest fashion. And
_be your substitute for a little while.
_Let me be your pin up girl. You be
_my sweet talker.“
– The Bruno Mars Defense
– Look At My Junk
– This Call May Be Recorded
– And a whole lot more
– Lightspeed May Have Been Just A Bit Too Fast
– No Jacket Required
– Numan, Gibson, Bridges
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays, What We Watched + tons more
– Cinema PaulieDiso goes crazy
– An all new Top Ten List
– Jerry’s Happy Note – Holy Shit!
– More Cognitive Bias’
– So much more, your head will spin!