It’s time for “My Favorite Husband,” starring Lucille Ball. Jell-O, everybody! Yes, it’s the gay family series, starring Lucille Ball, with Richard Denning, transcribed and brought to you by the Jell-O family of desserts. J-E-L-L-Oooooh! The big red letters stand for the Jell-O family. Oh, the big red letters stand for the Jell-O family. That’s Jell-O! Yum, yum, yum. Jell-O puddings. Yum, yum, yum. Jell-O tap-pioca puddings. Yes-sir-ee!And now, Lucille Ball with Richard Denning as Liz and George Cooper — two people who live together, and like it. Ummm…yeah. Once again, the bandwidth has been consumed by rubbish. Here — this is fucking EMR. It’s episode 385. Enjoy the shit out of it!
YOUR HOSTS: TOM & PAULIE
YOUR GNUs MAN: GARRY
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: WERNER
“And the sign said “Long-haired
_freaky people need not apply.”
_So, I tucked my hair up under my
_hat and I went in to ask him why.
_He said “You look like a fine,
_upstanding young man. I think
_you’ll do.” So I took off my hat,
_I said “Imagine that. Huh! Me
_workin’ for you!” Sign, sign,
_everywhere a sign. Blockin’ out
_the scenery, breakin’ my mind.
_Do this. Don’t do that. Can’t you
_read the sign? And the sign said
_anybody caught trespassin’ would
_be shot on sight. So, I jumped on
_the fence and-a yelled at the
_house, “Hey! What gives you the
_right to put up a fence to keep
_me out or to keep mother nature
_in? If God was here he’d tell you
_to your face, man, you’re some
_kinda sinner.” Sign, sign, every-
_where a sign. Blockin’ out the
_scenery, breakin’ my mind. Do
_this. Don’t do that. Can’t you
_read the sign? Sign, sign, every-
_where a sign. Blockin’ out the
_scenery, breakin’ my mind. Do
_this. Don’t do that. Can’t you
_read the sign?“
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