The funny thing about the whole incident was the fact that we had never intended to land on Planet Nine. We circled it and decided it was strictly a low-grade affair. It wouldn’t amount to anything for a billion years or so. As Commander of the Galactic Survey Team, I couldn’t waste my time on it. Then my Exec saw this junkyard through the telescope. We landed. Took a look at a load of alien machine parts discarded by some other space ship and then prepared to take off for Earth. It had all been a waste of time. God Damnit! At least the unfiltered, smooth sounds of EMR were starting to come through the ships Cloudphonic Sound System. It was episode 378. Joy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOM & PAULIE
“Here in my car, I feel safest of
_all. I can lock all my doors. It’s
_the only way to live. In cars.
_Here in my car, I can only re-
_ceive. I can listen to you. It
_keeps me stable for days. In
_cars. Here in my car, where
_the image breaks down. Will
_you visit me please, if I open
_my door? In cars. Here in my
_car, I know I’ve started to
_think about leaving tonight.
_Although nothing seems right.
_In cars. In cars, in cars, in cars.
_In my car, in my car, in my car,
_in my car. In cars, in cars. In
_my car, in my car, in my car, in
_my car. I’ve been sittin’, I’ve
_been sittin’, I’ve been sittin’,
_I’ve been sittin’. In cars, in
– Secretly Making Kids
– Guard Your Romance
– What’s The Dilly, Yo?
– Happ En Stance
– And a whole lot more
– Minor Celebrities, Major Sex
– Boll-Shit Lawsuit!
– Bochco, Troyer, Corman
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays, What We Watched + tons more
– Cinema PaulieDiso mainlines it
– Too Close For Comfort (that EMR photo game)
– So much more, your head will spin!