Prophecy is an easy thing, for rarely is the prophet brought to judgement. Tonight I bring you a false prophecy. The place of our story is a great rocket speeding away from the moon. Yes, away! – for the first trip to the moon has finally taken place, and the triumphant airship is now rapidly returning to the mother earth. Here then, is a story about a tomorrow fifty-five years hence. September twentieth in the year of our Lord, two thousand. On board a rocket ship, a play that is – I sincerely hope – a very FALSE prophecy. It is. Trust us. It’s complete and utter bullshit. This is what we do. EMR – episode three-hundred-seventy-six. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOM & PAULIE
YOUR GNUs MAN: GARRY
YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY
“Oil dripping on my head. Let’s
_go back to bed. Bring you
_back to me. Bring you back to
_me. Oil dripping on my head,
_bringing you back. From the
_dead. From the dead. Here’s
_wishing you were here with me.
_Here’s wishing we could
_massage history. History. I’m
_witness to what you do. Any-
_thing that you feel. In between.
_In between. You and me. You
_and me. Found at sea. Floating
_on debris. You’re so close. Close
_to me. Close to me. Oil drip-
_ping on my head. Let’s go back
_to bed. Bring you back. Bring
_you back. From the dead. From
_the dead. Wishing you were
_here with me. Wishing you were
_here. Let’s massage history. All
_the money’s gone.“
EM NEWS
– Attention To Detail Ruins Money Deal
– The Baby. The Dirty Laundry
– Jesus Prefers Pizza Hut
– By The Way, Here’s Your Wallet
– And a whole lot more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Funny Man, Serious Painting
– Oh…Robin!
– Lohan, Goldblum, Murray
– The Ticker Flashback
– Birthdays, What We Watched + tons more
ETCETERA
– Cinema PaulieDiso moves up the ladder
– Jerry’s Happy Note x2
– That Fictional Bar or Club Game
– So much more, your head will spin!
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