You’re much too impatient, my dear young friend. One of the great joys of an experience is to savor it before it happens. Yes, stay and talk to me. AND…don’t think so much, my young friend. Thinking is an unnecessary pastime. The emotions are much more dependable. My thoughts tell me that this little excursion under the sea will be quite precarious. On the other hand, my emotions tell me that it will be most interesting and amusing. Now, now, don’t splutter! Come ahead, my young and impatient friend–we’ll go aboard your diving bell and begin our little adventure. Come! Ummm…who the fuck is that guy? Why is he always hijacking our posts? Asshole. This is episode 329. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOM & GARRY
YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
YOUR CINEMATIC TITANIC: PAULIE
“Working at the peep show,
_watching all the boys blow…
_their loads from the viewing
_glass, while I dance and
_shake my ass. Some just
_watch and stare, looks like
_they don’t even care. But
_others are really fist pump-
_ing…can hear their hands
_against the wall thumping.
_Some people say that I’m a
_slag, just a human porno
_mag. But I find it really
_liberating, to profit from
_men masturbating.“
EM NEWS
– Illegible Robbery
– The No Refund Slasher
– Reading Is Almost Murder
– Come In…The Water’s Fine
– And a whole lot more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Screamer Screaming, But Why?
– Asshole Feasting On Seinfeld Leftovers? Probably Not
– Moran, Demme, Shyamalan
– The Mentaltainment Ticker
– Birthdays, What We
_Watched + tons more
ETCETERA
– Cinema PaulieDiso in stark contrast
– An all new Analog Head Trip
– Shitty Rider Laws Still On The Books
– So much more, your head will spin!
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